Announcer: AT WARRIORS FOR HIRE HEADQUARTERS, WHOO!
[ VIBRATING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
RETRACTABLE LADDER MAGISWORD!
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
PROHYAS, YOU ARE THE KINGDOM'S LAZIEST MERCENARY.
YOU'RE A WORST CANARY.
I DON'T -- I DON'T -- I DON'T EVEN CARE.
I HELPED. YAY!
GET UP, YOU SLOUCH-BUTT!
NOTHING WILL GET ME OFF THIS COUCH.
OH, WARRIORS, I JUST GOT THE MAP
TO THE MAGISWORD HIDDEN IN THE OCTOPED TOWER,
SHOULD YOU FEEL SO...INCLINED.
YOU SET ME UP!
Announcer: LATER AT OCTOPED TOWER...
[ GROANS ] I NEVER WOULD HAVE COME
IF I'D KNOWN WE'D BE CLIMBING A MILLION-TY STAIRS.
IT'S A TOWER. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO --
YOU STEPPED ON A TRAP BUTTON, DIDN'T YOU?
[ SIGHS ] YEAH.
SOMETHING IS COMING.
I THINK WHATEVER IT IS, IT --
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
USE A MAGISWORD, DANG IT!
Announcer: BUNCH OF LITTLE HOLES MAGISWORD!
YAH!
HUH? OHH! THIS HURTS SO MUCH MORE!
THESE STAIRS ARE SO OPPRESSIVE.
I THINK WE'RE ALMOST NEAR THE TOP, VAMBRE.
[ GASPS ]
EEEEH!
[ HISSES ]
HOLD UP. CAN -- CAN YOU HEAR ME OUT FOR JUST ONE SEC?
COULD WE MAYBE NOT FIGHT ON THE STAIRS?
MAYBE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE?
'CAUSE THE STAIRS... AND THIS STINKS. PLEASE?
[ GROANS ] LIKE, LOOK, GUYS --
OH, HEY, YOU CAN TALK AND UNDERSTAND ME. NEAT.
I'M, LIKE, A STAIR KIND OF SPIDER. YOU DIG?
I'VE LIVED, LIKE, MY WHOLE LIFE ON THESE STAIRS.
IF WE FIGHT HERE,
WE COULD EASILY FALL DOWN AND HURT OURSELVES.
AND THAT WOULDN'T BE A FAIR FIGHT.
RIGHT. WE DON'T WANT AN UNFAIR FIGHT, DO WE?
[ GROANS ]
WHAT BLACK WIDOW MAGIC IS THIS?!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
NOW WE FIGHT.
WELL, I GUESS THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CHOOSE...
TO HAVE VAMBRE FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO NEXT.
OCH. VERY WELL, THEN.
Announcer: EXCALIBURGER MAGISWORD!
PERHAPS A SNACK ATTACK IS IN ORDER.
UH, NO, THANKS. I'M TRYING TO AVOID TRANS FATS.
FIRSTLY, BUMMED THAT THAT DIDN'T WORK.
SECONDLY, EXCALIBURGER IS
STOP TAKING MY MAGISWORD! OHH!
Announcer: ATTRACTIVE VOICE MAGISWORD!
IT'S SWEET-TALKIN' TIME!
YOU LOOK SO CUTE WITH THOSE EIGHT LEGS OF YOURS.
HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME GET A BITE TO EAT
AND LET THESE BEAUTIFUL WARRIORS PASS?
I THINK IT'S WORKING, VAMBRE.
ATTRACTIVE VOICE MAGISWORD, NO!
GOING AWAY ONLY MAKES ME MISS YOU MORE.
LET'S HAVE A LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHI-I-I-P.
AAH! I HATE THESE STINKIN' STAIRS.
I JUST WANT TO FIGHT THE STINKIN' SPIDER
IN A STINKIN' LEVEL SURFACE AND WIN!
ARE YOU QUITE DONE?
[ GROANS ]
REMEMBER WHEN THOSE TROLLBLINS NEEDED OUR HELP
TO BUILD A HOCKEY RINK?
YOU'RE A HOCKEY RINK! OH!
DOLPHIN MAGISWORD!
SNOWBALL MAGISWORD!
Both: SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO!
WOULDN'T IT BE ICE?
NOW!
DOLPHIN WATER!
FROST SLICE!
WE DID IT! WE DID IT!
AHH, HORIZONTAL PLANE, HOW I'VE MISSED YOU SO.
OI, SPIDER!
NO, IT'S GREAT. IT'S GOING FINE.
OH, OH, YOU GUYS ARE READY? SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG.
I GOT A CALL ON MY MAGI-MOBILE FROM MY GRANDMA.
I love you, Teri.
WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?
I'M VAMBRE.
SEE, THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE
A BUNCH OF MADE-UP WORD PARTS TO ME.
WILL YOU PLEASE JUST GET DOWN HERE
SO WE CAN FINISH OUR BATTLE?
UM, NO.
HELLO?
I'VE LIVED MY WHOLE LIFE ON THESE STAIRS.
YOU HAVEN'T.
ON THE STAIRS, I HAVE HOME-FIELD ADVANTAGE.
IT'S TACTICS 101.
DID YOU GUYS START ADVENTURING YESTERDAY OR WHAT?
[ GRUMBLES ]
I THINK I FIGURED OUT ITS WEAKNESS, SIS.
HAND ME YOUR CAPE FOR A SECOND.
[ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ]
WHAT ARE --
LOOK AT ME. I'M A BIG SPIDER.
I LOVE THE STAIRS SO MUCH. I'M GONNA MARRY THE STAIRS.
NOT COOL. TOTALLY NOT COOL.
I'M GONNA SNAP YOU TWO IN HALF LIKE BALSAM WOOD.
OH, CRUD NUGGETS.
HEY, UH, I'M STILL MAD AT YOU GUYS,
BUT SOME HELP AT THIS POINT WOULD BE SERIOUSLY APPRECIATED.
WE ARE WARRIORS OF HONOR, SPIDER, AND SAVE YOU WE SHALL.
TRUE DAT.
Announcer: PLUNGER MAGISWORD!
ELECTRIC EEL MAGISWORD!
[ CHOMP! ]
[ GRUNTS ] YAH!
THANKS FOR, LIKE, SAVING ME.
I'M SORRY FOR SCOLDING YOU FOR BEING RUDE AND STUFF.
I JUST WANT TO SET A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR MY BABIES
AS A SINGLE MOTHER.
WELL, THAT'S UNDERSTA-- WAIT, YOU'RE A FEMALE?!
I'M MANLY!
COME ON. I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE TOP.
SO, WHY DID YOU GUYS COME UP HERE, ANYWAY?
LEGEND TELLS OF A MYSTERIOUS MAGISWORD HIDDEN IN THIS CASTLE.
WE ASSUMED IT WAS AT THE TOP OF THIS SKYSCRAPING TOWER.
WELL, YOU'RE CERTAINLY RIGHT ABOUT THAT.
HERE YOU GO.
[ BOTH GASP ]
SO TERRIFYING.
SO EPIC.
WELL, YOU GUYS DESERVE IT.
MOST PEOPLE WHO COME UP THESE STAIRS
ARE JUST MALLET HEADS OUT TO HARM ME AND MY KIDS.
MADAM, WE ONLY FIGHT BEASTS WHEN PROVOKED, NEVER FOR SPORT.
ACTUALLY, A LITTLE OFFENDED
YOU THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA HARM BABIES.
JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE.
SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, THERE'S MY LITTLE SWEETIES!
HEY, KIDDOS. GO SAY HI TO AUNTIE VAMBRE AND UNCLE PROHYAS.
NO, NO, YOU DON'T --
THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT.
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
OH, IT'S SO PRECIOUS.
I'M GONNA TAKE A PICTURE WITH MY MAGI-MOBILE.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
ADORBS.
I'M GONNA POST THIS ON THE WEB.
SWEET.
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