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all my teams used to cater to my every
whim sometimes it feels like the only
reason i'm here is because no one else
could afford me i wish i could be the
goat forever
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hey cristiano i don't think we're in
uefa anymore
i swear if this is a multiverse
situation
what happens when 300 of the world's
super footballers and their managers
live together under one room players
stop being polite and start getting paid
this is the super league there's only
one thing i love more than penalties and
that's
playing for the super league i also love
playing for the super league it didn't
sound like you meant that
say it again
say it again i just want to play normal
football put up on the bench no no no no
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great job ramalou keep up the good
interviews wow everything really is ass
backwards here huh
so apparently messi and i ripped a hole
in the space-time continuum and now
we're trapped in an alternate universe
where the super league happened ugh i
never should have come back to england
this week lionel el cabro messi vs
cristiano i'm the only ronaldo ronaldo
in another edition of el clasico weekly
watch these titans go toe-to-toe just
like last week and the week before that
for they are the greatest of all time
for all time
that doesn't sound so bad oh my god can
you imagine how many goals i must have
in this universe how many assists what's
my xg
the best players the best clubs every
week
all right yo we got some big matches
coming up so i want to hear some bomb
ass story pictures
as the director of football drama
division it's my job to make sure the
games stay fresh by planning every
detail ahead of time who are the heroes
who are the villains who maybe
shouldered the hopes of a nation by
inheriting the tension from ronaldinho
only to underwhelming the biggest
moments i don't know just shooting ideas
out there man
oh what if i scored nine goals in five
minutes instead of a third season
meltdown i could have a third week
meltdown honestly if i put my mind to it
i think i could get two red cards in one
game or maybe we just try our hardest to
control the midfield and score enough
goals to win
all right quit goofing around luka does
anyone have any real ideas
no
i can't take it anymore every week i
change my hair i try new gold
celebrations but i never get a major
storyline here's a major storyline for
you greaves boy how about overlord paris
send you out on loan to the untouchables
look at us
my skin is so tight wow
i look shorter in person
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sorry we would have gotten here sooner
if we were allowed to walk you need to
take rest day seriously okay boomer now
come on let's pick the winner for this
week's episode of the el clasico i don't
care let him win sure it doesn't matter
to me
a world where i don't care about winning
that is the most up thing i've
ever seen what is wrong with you
kevin
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okay i think we lost them also i just
want to point out that i was a little
bit faster than you
who are you we are you guys from another
universe
can i touch the app
yes please
you trader why are you wearing a psg kit
you don't understand in my universe the
super league never happened parses in
financial ruin i
i had to feed my family
i am crying it's not all bad last summer
we won their copa america you won a
trophy with argentina
for me that is a dream that can never
come true
fifa was destroyed in the purge
international football is now just a
fantasy tale you tell your children like
santa claus or the away goals rule
we will buy you time to escape
never forget me chrissy
hey everyone they're outside running
towards the corner flag
let's go home
we're gonna have to rip another hole in
the space-time continuum
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horses and people have become fun
leo look i made it
leo
huh
oh well rivalry over i win
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jurgen klopp
oh you know me you must have one of my
albums no gross what you're the manager
of liverpool the city in england that's
crazy i'm just a normal gigan folk
singer from germany yeah no i don't have
time for this just please tell me how to
get to the mansion mansion what do you
would mention the mansion where you and
800 of the world's most elite football
players and their managers live together
under one roof
what is football there's no such thing
called football
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when the night is
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are you me from another dimension hell
yeah and i came to tell you to like and
subscribe trust me you don't want to
know what happens when you don't