NECKFACE: Should I go away so you can say some stuff?
PATRICK: No, that's fine.
NECKFACE: Hi.
Welcome back to the Epicly Later'd Show.
This episode, our special guest is Neckface, who is
standing right next to me with a skull.
Does a lot of writing on walls.
What else do you do?
NECKFACE: I skate.
[LAUGHING], I skate.
I paint.
I just do whatever makes me happy, and makes
other people bummed.
Zero trans fat.
PATRICK: Is it a bunny?
NECKFACE: No, it's a bat.
These are bat ears.
PATRICK: Those look like bunny ears.
NECKFACE: No, it's a bat, dude.
So it's like I'm Batman, and I'm hiding my identity.
If I have this on, they're like oh, there's Neckface.
When I take this off, it's like, oh, some random dude.
My real face is my mask.
This is Neckface.
My real face is my mask.
See all those people on the train there,
everyone on the train?
They don't know who you're filming.
I pass by cops all the time, every day.
Every time I pass by them, they have no idea.
But if they knew, [LAUGHING].
So I'm riding on this bridge, right?
I'm just looking at the city like everyone else does.
But not everyone else sees what I see.
Buildings, buildings, buildings, oh, two billboards.
Right there.
One of them was the one for Neckface Begins.
For me, I want to make people laugh.
I want the person who is just bummed out, like, man, fuck
that girl, like, fuck this place, like, I'm never going
there again.
Just so bummed, the person's so bummed out, right?
And then he sees my thing on the streets, and it says
Neckface, beat your kids.
And if I bring a smile to that guy who's been so bummed out
the whole day, or a whole week, then that's
like, I feel psyched.
It's just like growing up, just being a bad kid, doorbell
ditching and kicking other people's trash cans over, this
is what I was meant to be, I think.
King Diamond is like my dad, my father figure.
He's rad, man.
King Diamond is like when you're trying all these
flavors of Gatorade, and you're over all these Gatorade
flavors, and then you finally find the fucking Riptide Rush.
And you're like, what?
This Gatorade's fucking sick.
That's who King Diamond is.
To me that's who he is.
I was digging through all these little whatever things.
And I found King Diamond, and that's the guy for me.
The dream that I just had of me turning into a bat and
flying away makes sense.
PATRICK: Is this your inspiration board?
NECKFACE: It is my inspiration board.
And I need to change it.
This is a squishy face.
It's a doll.
Somebody made that.
It's Eddie, from Iron Maiden, who's actually
coming out of a shirt.
That's not a graphic.
That's him coming out of a shirt.
This girl gave me a whole bag of stuff for my birthday, a
bunch of random stuff from her house.
And this guy was in there.
That's where that guy came from.
My parents didn't care about me watching
rated R movie, or something.
So I was watching all this crazy shit, like Freddy
Krueger and Nightmare on Elm Street and Jason, and all that
stuff at a young age.
And it's just really like a comic relief.
[EVIL CACKLE]
NECKFACE: If I see a old lady fall down on the street, it
may not be violent, but she fell down on the street.
Of course I'm going to laugh.
Oh yeah, this is a new style, using watercolors.
Trying to take the beautiful water colors, that everyone--
oh, they're so pretty, watercolors,
paint a rain forest.
And then I get the watercolors, and then I just
fuck it up.
I just mess it up and make this fucked up guy here,
taking your water color and creating a mess out of it.
PATRICK: You went to art school for a while.
NECKFACE: Yeah, I went to art school for two years and
realized that it sucked dick.
So I dropped out.
PATRICK: Those are the originals?
NECKFACE: Yeah, these are the originals.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
I think that might be on Terry's board.
Braden has this tattooed on his arm, that guy.
This one is on Terry Kennedy's board, too.
Devil slam dunking, nobody knows that the devil plays
basketball.
I'm doing the same thing I've been doing for years.
And it's like, finally people are like, oh, his
art's pretty cool.
Maybe we'll give him a show.
But it's like the whole world against me.
Like, fuck that guy, he sucks.
I'm not going to be like, OK, everyone hates me.
I'm going to stop.
No.
No fucking way.
I'm going to still be out there, even if
you hate me or not.
PATRICK: How did you learn how to papier-mache?
NECKFACE: Not even elementary school.
Like where you have to make the balloon, and then you put
the papier-mache over it.
And then you pop the balloon, and the thing still stays,
because it's dry?
Like that.
I think I learned more in school in the early years than
in the later years.
Because in the later years, I didn't give
a fuck about school.
So I think if you're a teacher, you should teach the
kid as much as you can in the beginning years of school,
than towards the end of school.
Because the end school sucks when you start figuring out,
fuck school.
I like skateboarding.
I'm not going to go to school no more.
Thar's what I think.