Let's party!
[music playing]
Ow! I won! It's time to boogie!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
This is idiotic.
Dance or you're fired.
You got it, Mr. Krabs.
[music playing, distant chattering]
What are you looking for, SpongeRobert?
- I'm looking for the party. - This is the party.
Well, where's the party hats? Where's the cake and the clown?
You can't have a party without a clown.
Oh, SpongeRobert. If it weren't for your pants,
I'd take you for the type of immature ignoramus
that would frequent the Krusty Krab!
[chuckles] Yeah.
[everyone] Happy birthday!
It's a boy?
[laughing]
Daddy.
[music playing]
Stale popcorn.
[music playing]
It taste like dishwater.
It is dishwater.
[coughing]
Is that supposed to be me?
It's made out of Krabby Patties. Gross!
Who wants cake?
Well, the cake does look good.
Blah.
It's made out of cardboard.
And frosting.
Wow, Pearl, 16 lame parties in a row.
Must be a new record.
[music playing]
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to excuse myself.
I-I-I--
Hey, handsome. Do you wanna dance?
Certainly.
Hands off, I saw him first.
That's what you think, sister.
It's my turn.
I saw him first.
No, I saw him first.
Mermaid Man!
Turn it up!
- Rip the knob off! - Whoa!
Oh, yes, we have so much in common.
You like teddy bears, I like teddy bears.
You like ponies, I like ponies.
Is that a wedding ring?
Oh, this? Oh, it's nothing. [chuckles]
What is going on around here?!
Come on, SpongeBob. Don't be a stick in the mud.
Look out below!
[laughing]
[screaming]
- How was that? - Even better the third time.
I love being employee of the month.
So what if new Squidward is a better cook than you.
Doesn't matter.
And so what if Squidward replaced you
as employee of the month.
And so what if new Squidward is pogo dancing
with your best friend. [gasping]
Pogo dancing with your best friend?!
[laughing]
[crying]
[laughing]
Stop!
[gasping]
[chattering]
Surprise.
I figured what you needed was a party to help cheer you up.
Unfortunately, everyone I tried to invite was busy or sick,
but don't worry, I used my paper maché skills
to fill the party with your favorite person, me!
[music playing]
So what do you think? Happiest memory or what?
You don't seem to understand.
I don't want a happiest memory.
[screaming]
Are you enjoying the horderves?
Hi-yah!
[laughing]
[chuckles] Don't hit nice old Mr. Krabs.
[chuckles] It's the pinata you want, son.
Me money! Do I look like a pinata to you boy?!
Yes! Get him!
Hmm hmm hmm hmm.
[screaming]
[laughing]
Higher! Go higher!
Oh, don't forget to take your shoes off before bouncing.
Ow!
We have to get out of here. These children are menaces.
It was almost too easy. Wha?
No! I demand you geezers release me!
Right after the party. The pinata party.
What?
Thanks for calling us old!
Hey, quit it!
I want candy!
No!
[laughing] Ooh.
[laughing]
Now, you're gonna get yours! Tattle Tale!
Surprise!
[cheering]
A surprise party to celebrate
my perfect on time percentage of work?
Oh, how'd you guys know?
It's on the invitation you sent us. Let's boogie!
[cheering]
[chattering, laughing]
[music playing]
[distant chattering]
Bye, everybody, thanks for coming.
[chattering, music playing]
Hello.
Hi, I'm here for the slumber party.
Do I know you?
My name is, um, Girly Teen Girl.
Uh-huh.
Um, I just moved here from, um, Farawayville.
I know it's you, SpongeBob SquarePants.
I don't know what you're talking about.
[screaming]
You were sent to spy on me by my dad.
Get him, girls!
[screaming]
[crying]
I am so moving back to Farawayville!
Who the heck is that?
Oh, jellyfish!
[groaning]
[music playing]
Where'd you all come from?!
[music playing]
Okay, that's it! Party's over!
You guys have overstayed your welcome!
This music is way too loud!
[screaming]
Very funny.
[music playing]
Oh, no. Caramel hardening. Got to get out of here.
[dinging]
[grunting]
- Patrick. Patrick. - What?
Can I get a little help here?
Oh, sure thing, pal. Hey, everybody, make some room!
The floor's all yours.
Knock 'em dead, kid.
No, Patrick! [gasping]
[laughing]
[gasping]
So bright!
Honey, look away!
[groaning]
Huh?
[music playing]
[horn honking]
[music playing]
Wow, a house party going on inside of me!
Hey, why wasn't I invited? [chuckles]
I guess I was since I am the house.
All right, you invertebrates.
I'm going to teach you how to do the sponge.
♪ Well, if you take your leg And you stick it in the air ♪
♪ And then You take the other one ♪
♪ And jam it right up there ♪
♪ You twist yourself around And give a great big lunge ♪
♪ Now you're doin' the sponge ♪
♪ Uh, do the sponge, sponge Uh do the sponge ♪
♪ Beat your buns You're doin' the sponge ♪
What have I done?
I had a great life and friends and I gave all of that up.
[everyone] Welcome home, SpongeBob!
You guys are the best.
I made a huge mistake. Please forgive me.
Ah, quit your blubbering and have a Krabby Patty.
Don't mind if I do.
And I'll see you at work first thing tomorrow mornin'.
Aye aye, Captain!
SpongeBob, do us all a favor.
Don't mind if I do.
[grunting] Tada. Ah.
Huh.
Surprise! Happy birthday, Squidward!
♪ Happy happy birthday Happy birthday cake ♪
♪ Happy happy birthday ♪
♪ Pin the tail On the seahorse ♪
♪ Happy happy birthday Happy birthday, Squidward ♪
[party horns blowing]
So long, Squidward. Bye.
SpongeBob, you sure know how to throw a party.
What would they do without me?
[grunting] Locked out?
[knocking]
This songs got a great beat.
Yeah, knock knock.
Gee, I wonder why they don't hear me.
[screaming]
[shrieking] Oh, no!
They're not using the topic cards!
They're ad libbing!
Now, they're mad at Patrick, he's hogging the deviled eggs.
Oh, look at those poor souls.
[grunting] Sandy! No!
[everyone] Howdy, y'all!
W-What's this?
- It's a party. - For you.
For me?
It's your own little slice of Texas.
Check it out, Sandy. We got square dancing...
- Ow, ow, ow, ow. - ...giant barbecues,
homemade peas in a can pie,
and we got our very own ten gallon hat.
[laughing]
Whoa! W-Whoa! Oh!
[chuckles]
Great idea, Puff, some positive energy.
Hey, everybody! Dance party! Yeehaw!
Come on, boys, move those feet!
♪ Doe, see, doe ♪
[laughing]
[grunting]
Ow.
SpongeBob better come home soon.
I don't know how long I can keep these folks dancing.
Oh, you took me by surprise.
[everyone] Surprise!
Oh, no!