okay let's do our viewer mail here we go oh don't don't [Music]
know uh letter number one dear sir I am glad there is one element of sanity and tenderness
in the show and I mean Paul his presence counteracts all of the villainy and viciousness that takes
place sincerely Marvin a Carmichael Vancouver Washington that's that's a very nice compliment
Paul did you hear that that's very nice isn't that Paul fall Paul [Applause]
excuse me Dave were you uh
were you were you speaking to me no never mind
[Applause] it's Manny Paducah this is a beautiful beautiful song No One sings it better than
this man [Music] why I'm done
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smells like Colonel Sanders has been through here [Music] oh no where is gasoline filler
did you notice yeah where are we is it two I guess it's two Dear Dave when a hot dog
I'm sorry when a hot dog when a dog food when a dog food claims to have improved flavor
how can we really be sure that it's true and not just a heinous marketing scam uh Yours
Truly uh Mora descher impressionable youth it's an excellent question Maura and because
I care about you the dog owning home viewer here to answer that question is her own Chris
Elliott Chris come on out
thank you
Chris now as as I understand it you have uh two cans of the same dog food the regular
and the new improve right and you're going to tell us if there's a difference right between
kenneration and kennel ration new improved you're going to conduct a little test there
we'll see which is better all right well we'll look forward well those are cute doggies they
are aren't they yeah are those yours no they're not those are those are props
well keep them away from the chicks okay or what's left of them okay boys very cute dogs
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Dave I think she's right I can't tell much difference thanks anyway
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maybe you should get a Saltine to cleanse his palate there the the chicks are actually
just fine aren't they just fine they're all right there they are they see there's this
chicks are all right uh Dear Dave do you ever have a problem with members of your audience
making out during the show uh just curious Andrew Houston uh Mill Valley California no
I don't think so Andrew our audiences are actually uh great there and they're very very
well behaved as a matter of fact Hal if we have a second turn one of the cameras around
let's show the folks at home the studio audience and I think you'll see for yourself Andrew
they're really really on their best behavior so if we can um
how how [Applause]
uh what do you want never never mind how just forget it go ahead David
all right [Applause] it's Gurney in there with a babe yeah yeah usually we have no problem
very few problems like that usually yeah that's right hardly ever but the chicks are okay
aren't they sorry yeah it's just a special effect uh Dear Dave letter number four begins
if late night that's the program you're watching now we're to have a season-ending cliffhanger
you know like they have on Dallas and Dynasty and Knots Landing and ending yeah where you
just don't know what's going to happen a cliffhanger wait till the next season well this gentleman
wants to know if we had one here on our show how would it end it comes from Mike Kaufman
just curious Charleston West Virginia you know Mike I'm sorry you missed this because
last season we did we had a cliffhanger and it was the end of the regular season and Hal
do we have that loaded up okay it had something to do with the stagehand Al Mar and uh watched
closely this was the last season's Cliffhanger I hope you enjoy it Mike
good night everybody thank you good night Al good night Dave boy we had quite a season
didn't we oh we got a winner a lot of fun yes we do see ya
[Music] hmm should I take a leap now or wait till I get home [Applause]
you're you're looking at one very proud man it's been quite a day for years truly we'll
uh do a commercial we'll be right back here with our first guest of the evening Shelly
Winters come on back