I've no idea what you're talking about
because I'm not you're not I don't know
who Batman no just the other guy yes are
you scared of your car cuz it's a bad
car no I'm not scared of my car are you
scared of yourself because you're a bad
person
well that's actually kind of a
philosophical question I suppose I am
scared of myself sometimes I've seen
some terrible terrible things is he my
parents were killed when I was very
young as what that Bruce Wayne's parents
killed when he was young Bruce Wayne
scared of Bath because he got trapped in
that bat cave at one time Bruce Wayne
together before we wrote a different
social circles okay so you don't know
who Bruce Wayne is I oh look
leave me alone okay I am busy fighting
crime I have to focus
probably a good call stop it
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so many crimes tonight not yet any
thieves out robbing tonight that's not
funny
well that's it jingle bells Batman
smells Robin laid an egg the Batmobile
lost a headlights Batman is Bruce Wayne
that's not how it goes
now would you leave me alone I have to
keep an eye out for the bat-signal Lou
what's the bat-signal not this turn
signal i hold on would you get that bad
away from my car sound like it sounds
like a horn or more like
either or is it like it sounds like
dynamos so it doesn't sound like Bruce
Wayne says what what I said Bruce
Wayne's that's what you said what I'm
doing yep Bruce Wayne I told you I'm not
I'm not Bruce Wayne you're not not
persuade no I mean yes so you're not
waiting I don't know you know who you
are
of course I Know Who I am now will you
excuse me Commissioner Gordon turned on
the bat signal which means Gotham needs
me yes that can't be the signal why not
can they just not call you if it's a
clear night would you stop that's a bad
signal okay it's what we've got and I'm
totally not Bruce Wayne and I've got to
go stop crime now because I'm a super
awesome superhero well Batman you're
such a joker no I'm actually quite
serious
never catch me get back here that was
fun but now I'm bored
hey baby you've got to be kidding me
my spidey sense is tingling something
bad is coming hey mister tight pants man
Hey look I'd appreciate it if you called
me spider-man
okay how'd you get those pants so tight
man
yeah tight pants man tight pants man
doing what a tight pants man can I'm out
you're protecting the populace from bad
guys I mean I think I've earned a little
respect you don't look like a spider to
me that's because I'm a man then why
aren't you called a man man it's
spider-man
okay got it spider really cause he looks
more like a spider than you do maybe he
should call bye spider-man
and you'll go like tight pants listen
I'm spider-man cuz I have all the
superpowers of a spider got it like my
spidey sense spiky sense spidey sense Oh
tiny pants
high get it now I thought you said
spidey sense
I did say spidey sense what are you
talking about
so how'd you get into your tiny pants I
got my spidey sense when a spider bit me
giving me spider superpowers that's it
you just got bit that's how you got your
superpowers
yeah just wait yep I got an idea
cool well don't think too hard because
you did you just bite me yep now you
have annoying orange superpowers see if
you can touch your tongue to your I bet
you can dude the spider that bit me was
radioactive not just some normal spider
ah yeah so maybe don't go around just
biting people unless you're radioactive
hmm well my bed is kind of close to the
microwave so maybe I'm a little
radioactive ok sure dude even if you did
give me your superpowers why on earth
would the annoying orangist so-called
super powers be appealing huh wait what
was that why did I make a pun in the
laugh of my own pun because it's working
no it can't be working I have to defend
New York against supervillains
I can't be sitting around doing I gotta
stop talk and I can't even show web
anymore I lost my spider powers and now
I have his annoying orange powers like
this
sounds like your new flowers are a
buttload of fun
well-well-well spider-man we meet again
I couldn't help but overhear you lost
your superpowers I'm so sorry to hear it
that's right unlike you I'm coming into
this fight completely unarmed nice one
tight pants hey what's that a pun about
how I have a dong could you know I'm
very sensitive about that you figure
that one all out by yourself
what's your doctorate in kindergarten
yeah
since when did you get so annoying since
like a couple minutes ago please what
was that a seed bless hey stop that
right now
Oh doctor Rock just hit the block I
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don't see any signs of trouble
hey didn't they give me the wrong
coordinates it is so very annoying wait
a moment
yet a cosplay convention because my
costume is way better than yours my mom
spent like three weeks making this wig
this is my real luxurious glorious hair
way way too long and watch this to be
real hair Wow what do you know it is
real Congrats on the hair dude it's
marvelous I think we should go change
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there's no way I want to cosplay as Loki
I'm not some mortal earthling cosplayer
do you understand I'm the real fool you
are cosplaying as me Yeah right
the real Thor yes I'm full
yes I am I'm not going okay how did you
shouldn't let down your ass guard Oh
enough with this nonsense I'm Thor the
God of Thunder and I will prove it to
you now
impressive I know as my powers are
indeed formidable music you all making
this happen the same time I do you are
not that's it
show's over not causing any more thunder
and lightning with my weary of
entertaining you mere mortals you are
not so I can pick up your ever and I
will follow important things to do
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[Laughter]
you're coming with me little orange just
do me a favor honor two stalks of us you
don't have to worry about that I know
better than to talk when it's for time
yeah everybody knows that hammer time is
for wrapping
fresh new kitchen for him dude you've
got it like that now you know you wanna
dance our move
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