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Today I am taking a look at every single 2018 America’s Got Talent audition, and reviewing
them all in 10 words or less.
If you haven’t seen the show on my channel where I do the same but with SpongeBob episodes,
check those out.
If you don’t know my system, I will rate every audition done this year in season 13
great, good, meh, bad or boo.
I will also give them a short review in 10 words or less.
By the way, I guess you could call this a yearly tradition, as last year I actually
fully reviewed every audition to make an hour-long video.
But, with this being a sparking growth on my channel, me loving this show, and this
being a fun way to express my thoughts without spending countless days working on an hour-long
video that will get 12 views, let’s get into it.
By the way, check that video out too, I doubt it’s better than this one, but I hope you
like both.
I also uploaded a video on why I personally think the AGT Judge Cuts are pointless, so
check that out as well!
Hopefully it’s in the card above if I’m not lazy.
I’m also not talking about those filler acts that were 20 seconds long or acts that
weren’t televised, just to make this a little more concise and quick.
So, let’s do this!
The Savitsky Cats Good
A bit dull at first, but WOAH!
Shin Lim Great
Umm, a little uncomfortable much?
We Three Meh
BORING!
La Fontane Umane Great
This deserves to win the whole show!
Junior New System Good
A cool fun act in general!
Flau’jae Good
A great moral, but a bit repetitive.
Vicki Barbolak Good
A funny old lady, like Julia from 2016!
The Sacred Riana Meh
Hey, let’s take an act from another reality show!
Zurcaroh Great
An amazing showstopper!
Yumbo Dump Meh
Telling Heidi to shut up made this worth it!
Us The Duo Meh
Eh.
Lilly Wilker Bad
How annoying can you get?
Fratelli Rossi Good
Cool, but oops!
Christina Wells Good
What a shame for the guy who shamed her.
Da RepubliK Good
Pretty darn entertaining!
Aaron Crow Great
Howie’s face was priceless!
Mochi Great
A great Japanese ginger.
Celina and Filiberto Good
This is the type of viewers I need!
Michael Ketterer Great
Good people do get their karma.
Alex Hooper Good
This so needed Simon’s Golden Buzzer!
Sophie Fatu Good
Hey I can’t even sing Frank Sinatra.
Cheers.
Sixto and Lucia Great
An actually really entertaining act!
Noah Guthrie Good
I guess you could say this gave me glee.
The Future Kingz Meh
How many dance groups do we need?!
Front Pictures Meh
Definitely has some potential.
Ms. Trysh Meh
No one gets between me and my Simy!
Lord Nil Great
Hey I’m a Scorpio so it’s a pass!
Hans Good
Fun fact: “Hans Klum” used to be a thing.
Samuel J. Comroe Good
Has a lot of potential.
Courtney Hadwin Great
This is a little...WOAAAAAAAAAH!
Sethward Boo
Why?
Just why?!
Voices of Hope Children’s Choir Good
Choirs are BORING!
Quin and Misha Good
It’s like, nothing I frickin’ expected!
Lioz Tem Shov Good
This is hilar-NOT COMEDY!
Jeffrey Li Good
Dammit now I want a dog!
UDI Good
So so very cool!
Kudos.
Daniel Emmet Great
Simon’s great, but Heidi should’ve used the Golden Buzzer!!
Duo Transcend Good
Interesting, but he can’t see you idiot!
Annaliese Nock Bad
I have an idea: I’m gonna blow myself up!
Amanda Mena Meh
I guess being bullied is enough to get Mel intrigued.
Wes-P Meh
I wanna learn Japanese culture!
Troy James Meh
I think this was a Ben 10 alien.
Vivien Vajda Meh
Cool, but not a million dollar material.
Joseph O’Brien Good
He’s still gettin’ it on with the ladies!
French Accent Good
C’est tres comique monsieur!
Glennis Grace Good
Could be a bit less Whitney Houston!
Kenny Thomas Meh
Poor Howie, he had to witness the boredom firsthand!
Rob Lake Meh
His twin merged into the crowd and jumped in!
Brian King Joseph Great
His smile is so genuine!
Andy Huggins Meh
It’s like Julia Scotti’s husband auditioned or something!
Brody Ray Meh
Apparently being transgender automatically translates to being talented!
Bryan Kellen Boo
Slightly uncomfortable much?
Hamster Wheel Great
I’m a sucker for these acts!
Patches Great
I don’t prefer rap, but not bad.
Angel City Chorale Great
165 people! Ha I still have more subs suckas!
Oliver Graves Great
He actually made me laugh and cry.
Angel Garcia Great
He has quite the future ahead of him.
Oscar and Pam Bad
My old neighborhood dog did the same, big deal.
Makayla Phillips Meh
Heidi is so so so so so so naive.
Now, before we get into the stats, let’s do a quick top and bottom 5.
Due to the time restraint in the making of this video, I won’t go into much detail
like in my SpongeBob videos.
Anyway, let’s do a top and bottom 5, revealing the season 13 Golden and Rotten Auditions.
The top 5 will also exclude the Golden Buzzers.
So let’s get into it.
#5 Best: Mochi A hilarious man with a talent as huge as his
personality.
I know personally for a fact that Diabolo isn’t something to be scoffed at, and this
man is truly talented when he can do it that well.
He is also a great guy who finally got his break.
#5 Worst: Oscar and Pam This act is so boring.
I swear I used to live somewhere where when I played piano, a dog across the street would
howl like this.
I hate how dogs are treated on these shows, and get an automatic pass most of the time.
It was also really boring and made me want to sleep.
#4 Best: Shin Lim Shin Lim is quite the act.
He is one of the only magicians on these shows where I really can’t find how he did it,
me being the amateur card-shuffler noob I am.
His personality is also the final cherry on top.
#4 Worst: Annaliese Nock Oh boy, this is like the gift that keeps on
giving.
We had Bello Nock on last year, and now his stupid daughter decides to just blow herself
up.
Not only is there no pressure as she obviously won’t die on TV, there’s no twist to it
and it seems kind of phony and boring.
#3 Best: Daniel Emmet Man, whatever judge is stupid enough to not
give this guy their Golden Buzzer and give Makayla Phillips the Golden Buzzer instead,
must be a fricking supermodel.
Oh wait...
#3 Worst: Lilly Walker I hated this act from the minute it started.
To think others with actual talent have to have stress about not going through, and then
this stupid act comes on and it goes through, is so utterly insulting.
#2 Best: Angel City Chorale Now, I am aware in the making of this video
that this did get the Golden Buzzer in the Judge Cuts, and I couldn’t agree more!
The talent in bringing 170 different people together, to make such a beautiful sound,
is honestly deserving of no less than the number 2 best act on this show, excluding
the Golden Buzzers.
#2 Worst: Bryan Kellen This guy should’ve stayed in his multi-million
dollar company from the start, because from this audition, I can safely say that this
man is not funny in the slightest.
Point-blank.
Golden Audition: Aaron Crow This was such an entertaining act!
This act is honestly WAY too underrated.
The lead-up, drama, creativity and tension this act created made it one of the most enjoyable
and awesome auditions to ever come out of one of these shows.
Rotten Audition: Sethward Oh God, this one.
This is my least favorite act from season 13.
I just think it speaks for itself so me explaining anything is completely pointless.
It’s loud, uncomfortable, not funny, and a little unsettling.
JUST WHY?
So, now let’s get right into the stats!
We had 59 total acts, which consisted of 16 greats, 22 goods, 16 mehs, 3 bads and 2 boos.
Clearly the goods and the positive side take the lead, so I consider season 13 a good season
in terms of quality of acts.
The greats and mehs being even very well even out to the good, and the bads and boos make
it a light good, as in it’s closer to mediocre than great.
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