Top 10 Creepiest MALL Santa’s of all time
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Welcome back to Most Amazing Top 10, I am Rebecca Felgate and I am pretty exciting about
Christmas….although I would be pretty unexcited…neigh…downright terrified if any of the people on this list
came down my chimney….stay tuned as we talk about the Top 10 Creepiest Mall Santa’s
of all time.
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Okay, back to the list….at number 10…I’m Sorry, mall Santa can’t come to the throne
right now, why?
Cause he’s dead…
Jeeze…
I mean, Santa’s a zombie and this kid knows it but is stuck in his un-dead grasp.
Bummer.
You’re next kiddo.
The only thing you’re getting this Christmas is the ability to live forever without a brain
and a new fear of baseball bats.
Next up, it is Yeti Santa and his favourite deputy.
Oh, hey their santa….what is going on with your face….
SANTA: WELL kids….it’s might cold in the North pole so you need hair that covers….ALL
your FACE.
Cause….the windchill….
Kay but creepy peepies out of a hair full of face of hair ….also…Santa’s hand….
Speaking of Santa’s hand….
He needs to get off that package at number 8.
This Santa is straight up sinister.
The package is one thing, his eyes are another all together.
This dude isn’t okay, and neither is that yellow stain in his hair…..
it looks like he’s dunked it in a pint of beer…it would explain that rosy glow.
Seriously though, santa is supposed to be a right jolly old elf….but I wouldn’t
want to crack a joke around this chap.
Is Santa high at number 7….
Quite possibly.
Okay, so I genuinely thought that Santa’s tongue was this gals ribbon for an uncomfortably
long period of time… but actually, thankfully, it is not.
I still wouldn’t trust him, though.
Look at little Geoff on the left…
that’s a fake smile if ever I saw one.
And Emily on the right….
Those eyes are screaming HELP ME.
Oh, look….
It is Santa’s Killer Cronies at number 6.
Urrrm……
So….skipping over our mate Father Christmas for just one moment….
Get a load of the expressionless clown to the left and Donny Darko the nightmare bunny
to the right.
Then….
Well then there is Santa.
Straggly beard and a mismatching monobrow… because male grooming is not a primary focus
in the North Pole.
Just prepare yourself for number 5.
Are you prepared?
I hope so….well…here he is.
I can’t decide whether this child is cute or the spawn of Satan… if she is evil, she
and nightmarish Saint Nick might make a great duo of villains.
Seriously though….
What is happening here.
Why is santa wearing blue eyesshadow….what is happening with his eyebrows…and…I mean…where
is that right eye going.
I’ve just noticed his tan driving gloves, too.
I am disturbed by this man.
Speaking of gloves….. why is santa wearing Dexter style murder rubber globes at number
4.
Okay, but actually, the gloves really aren’t the worst part of this picture …is this
the purge?
Is Santa wearing a mask?
Santa really should never wear a mask.
Also…you can see his cheap shirt poking through his red suit….which makes me think
this is all just a big disguise and this isn’t really santa … the little girl knows it
too….so why is everyone in the grown laughing at this hellish scene.
Police signs might be visible in the background, but where are they right now.
This kid called it at number three….
Santa is a literal ghoul and this little girl is calling upon the power of Christ to compel
him.
Also… this is one ghoul who can travel…here he is again….
Another demonic Santa at number two ….did we say that santa lived in the North Pole…oh,
well…we meant hell….
Even his hood is meanacing.
Also, since when did hell santa wear lipstick?!
Okay, before we hit number one, I just want to give an honourable mention to this bunny
… if we were doing a creepiest easter bunnies of all time, then this honey would be up there!
Okay, finally, in at number one….we have this Red faced menace
*scared face*…..
I am almost lost for words.
Someone needs to tell this kid that this santa Is an imposter….. just look at his hands….monster
hands …the hands of an actual monster.
Sure, he is scary with this strange scarlet mask on….
But imagine what he is hiding underneath.
Woah…okay, so that was the top 10 creepiest Mall Santa’s of all time….. which would
you least like popping down your chimney this Christmas, let me know in the comments section
below.
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