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- Candies?
- [Producer] Yes, you're trying some spicy Texas candies.
- Spicy candy?
Oh, I was kind of hoping it would be like regular
regular enjoyable candy. I mean, it could be enjoyable.
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- Thought you we're going to say spicy Texas chicken.
And I was like, "Yeah," but that was candy flavored there
for a minute, but it, it could be just as good as that.
- Could be.
- Spicy candy is an abomination
because candy should be sweet.
You know, keep your kebabs spicy and your sweets sweet.
That's why we call them sweets over here
cause they're sweet, they're not spicy.
- I love the Texas hair. It's very quaffed
and, like, on the women, I love that.
I mean, that's a total generalization
but they say like the higher the hair, the closer to God.
So they have like a big, which I love. Anyway...
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- Picosi... Picositas Belts?
- That look spicy.
- Oh my God.
- What is it? It's spicy-- What?
- Christ, that looks like it's been, something you'd find
under the couch. (laughs) Doesn't it?
- Alamo Candy Co., the great taste of Texas.
- Deliciously spicy, extreme sour,
which I'm liking extreme sour because it might not be,
might get the sour taste.
- And it says, say no to drugs in the back.
- It doesn't! Oh my God!
- It looks like somebody somebody took a fruit wind-up,
like, if you don't have your granny had a fruit wind-ups
and they were down at the back of her spice rack
and they were just getting contaminated--
- Ah, you're right!
- It's been under the sofa for 20 years. (laughs)
It's turned red and there's a lot of gick on it.
- Ah! Come back.
- It's all the things I expected. Really sugary,
but you get a little bit of spice at the end of it.
- Not getting much spice. It's all sugar.
- It was like savory for a second. Where's my sweetness?
- Pleasantly surprised.
- Yeah.
- Apart from the dirt on it now (laughs)
- Sour stuff always makes this eye...
Oh my God, I love it.
- I expected a big explosion of spice, but--
- It's weird, it's savory.
- I'm not getting anything. Well...
- You're not?
- Well, maybe a slight heat.
- My face is making expressions it's never,
I didn't know I was able to do.
- I'm afraid to swallow. You know, when you swallow,
that's where the sting come from.
- Well, it's not there. There's no sting. You're fine.
- Well, I'm just gonna enjoy it.
- This is actually quite nice.
- Yeah. I'm loving this.
- It's not too hot. Like they've actually done it well.
They're not like a joke-sweet, as in, they're just
there to make you uncomfortable.
They're actually quite enjoyable.
- I'm not having the same experience as Jamie here.
I don't know what's going on.
- I feel like I'm like a dog who licked the lemon
for the first time.
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And he's like confused with it,
he's like "I like it," but then they go back
for another one and they're like, "Oh shit.
It's the exact same thing."
- And it went all like gooey.
Then it went strawberry and sweet.
- That was the layers.
- There was a long road to walk down there
but I got there in the end. - Yeah, it was an experience.
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- This bag, it does "say no to drugs."
- Does it?
- (laughing) Yeah!
- What's this now?
- Just says "say no to drugs."
- On the packet of sweets?
- On a packet of sweets.
- It looks alien, it's an alien rock.
- I get nervous when it's just like one on a plate.
- They smell aggressive.
- It kind of smells like a new carpet.
- Are you sure you didn't just find this on the beach?
- Sour pickle balls?
- [Both] What the hell?
- Oh my God.
- Okay, I was not expecting that.
- I actually love pickles and I like pickle flavored things.
These smell really weird.
- Oh, these are going to be rotten! I can already tell ya now, bai!
- These smell nasty.
- Yeah.
- Oh...
- Oh my God!
- It sticks to me.
- Oh my God. I got the flavor!
- Weird.
- Oh...
- It's like it's salty.
- Like eating moss.
- Oh, it's so sour!
- It's all over my mouth.
- That's disgusting, man.
- What are we supposed to be tasting?
- I don't know, it's just the texture--
- Oh my God, your mouth is going blue.
- That's weird as shit.
- Your mouth is all green.
- And so is yours!
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(both scream in shock)
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- These are rotten. Oh my God.
- Ah, my teeth hurt.
- That cannot be good for you.
- Oh.
- Ah, in the back of my teeth.
- Do I have to swallow this, yeah?
- (laughing) Your mouth is so green!
- That was not enjoyable.
- Yeah. That was a weird one. There was a little bit
of pickle flavor there, but it was overwhelmingly, just aggh!
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- You look like you had a bleeding night with a wizard.
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- I would love to get a packet
of them and give them to people. They're brilliant.
- Yeah, people that you hate.
- That was probably one of my least favorite things
that I've ever tried. It tasted like I was eating something
from a medicine cabinet.
- I've tasted weird, very weird shit on this channel
and by far, ever in my whole life, nevermind on YouTube,
is the worst experience I've ever had
with anything that's meant to be edible ever.
- These Sour Pickle Balls, they're Satan's balls basically.
- Yes, oh my God.
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- Fuck's sake. (laughs)
- Gummy and Bloody Bears.
- They're all dead.
- Oh man.
- My face.
- They're crawling in Chamoy and Chili sweet and sour.
- Why do you hate us, Seán?
Although, it's kind of fun in a way.
- Craziest looking sweet I've ever seen.
- I feel like I'm going to get this all over my blouse.
- I've never seen a gummy bear like this.
It's like a crime scene.
- They're literally just gummy bears
that got like, stabbed to death.
- Smells amazing.
- It smells sweet to me. This could be the best one.
I could be squeezing the juice of this
into my mouth in a minute.
- Oh, that's not bad.
- Yeah.
- I don't hate it.
- Not getting as much spice off it.
- No.
- They're sweet.
Ooh, it's savory now. Where's it going?
- I think everything for the rest of my life
after that pickle thing is going to be mild.
They've fucking ruined my life with that.
Like everything I ever eat, "Oh, that's grand,
it's not that pickle."
- It actually really does look like seventies horror
like Night-of-the-Living-Dead-blood.
- Beat the Lord Jaysus, do never give your kid this
in the backseat car, going on a trip.
Just throw the car away and burn it. It's done.
- You'll never get the blood out.
- They're just regular gummy bears
with a little bit of sauce.
- A bit of sauce on them. Yeah. Bit of hot sauce on them.
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- Use it for cooking, to paste your food in.
You know what I mean? Before you cook it.
- Yeah, marinade. - Yeah.
- It's really good, I'm loving it.
- Well, the pickle one was horrific.
So this is a joy compared to that.
But I think I preferred the first one
because at least it was, I don't know, more fun to eat.
I'm kind of just squishing this up through the pocket.
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- Oh, is it spicy or is it sweet?
- Oh man. They're called bombs. Cherry Bombs.
- These are ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chhh-cherry bombs.
- That is so loud. It's crazy.
- I don't know. They look spicy again. Spicyville. I'm smelling it.
- Imagine if you had these in like a little, um, slingshot.
You could actually take someone's eye out.
And have a little snack!
- "Deliciously seasoned with a little kick."
Yeah. But like these are Tex-Mex
So I don't believe them when they say
it's just a little bit spicy.
- I'm going to say this is going to be good.
- It says it actually says "chewy" on it.
- Okay. That's okay.
- It won't break your teeth.
- No, these are very chewy. You're right with chew.
- Sour's coming through. Bit like the first ones,
in ball form.
- It's not the pickle anyways.
- No, it's not the pickle.
- I don't like that stuff on the outside.
I tried to go savory spicy kind of again, like
like the stringy stuff we had.
- A little bit. Yeah.
- I do get the sides of my tongue more than like the front.
- Like, back at your jaw.
- Not like having to bring me hand to a carwash
after I eat a bleeding sweet, because like
you know what I mean, though?
- There's not much of a kick off it.
- Some chew, bai.
- It's more of a gentle caress with the shinbone.
- The question is, is this company making sweets
for you to like actually enjoy the taste of,
or is it more of like a gag thing?
Because the bloody teddies don't seem like something
they actually want people to like snack on
or the pickle thing. Cause that was violent.
- I want my blood sauce back.
- Yeah. Give us some of that blood sauce. Yeah.
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- Woo! Halloween.
- Yes!
- Dead worms.
- I love the fact that they all look
like they're covered in blood.
- Oh. They come with a little tweezer thing. How fun.
- These are gummy worms, blood crawlers, crawling
in Chamoy and Chili sweet and sour.
- I feel like I'm going to--
- Very disappointing takeaway. What is this?
- Imagine being such a prick and having these at Halloween
for the trick-or-treaters like, "Here you go,
grab yourself one. Ew!."
- Like someone pulled the tapeworm out of your arse.
- You went there.
- I went there.
- (laughing) Why are we dangling them like this?
- You have to, don't you?
- Actually tastes like playdough.
And I know because I used to eat it when I was a child.
- Chewy, a lot chewier than the gummy bears.
- Kinda tastes like a Chinese takeaway.
- Not spicy though. It's just gummy.
- I don't feel like this is like a nice gummy though.
- These are nice. They're not the pickle again.
- That is juicy.
- Very juicy.
- They do have some weird powdery, weird stuff in it
but I don't even mind it.
- Oh.
- Wow!
Oh yes. Halloween.
- Oh, wow. Wow-wee.
- No one needed to see that.
- Yes, they did.
- I'm never going to eat a normal snake in Ireland again.
- It's kind of like when I get a big Chinese
and I use chopsticks to kind of slow myself down.
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It's doing the same job right now
because I can't just eat them all.
- You definitely need the baby wipe after this.
- Do you know what I'm getting? Marzipan.
- Marzipan?
- It's coming in there, no reason, don't know why.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- If we plate them for the kind of Halloween style treats,
like the creepy treats, they've hit the nail on the head
with this section. Apart from that fucking pickle
because that's just, you just don't do that to anybody.
- Is my tongue still...?
- Yeah, is mine?
- No. You've like, chewed it all the way
with those strawberries things.
- The worst were the green pickle balls. They were...
Oh my God. I've never tasted anything as revolting.
- If you give that to someone while they were driving
that would be a car accident.
- Was really fucking bad. I thought I was gonna vomit.
But I held it together.
And I think without Nicole by my side today,
I would've-- it wouldn't have worked, y'know, so thank you!
- No, thank you.
- The other ones were grand. The first one was nice.
You started us like in a kind of like nice place.
And then it just, just really went downhill.
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