[music playing]
Let's start with vegetables.
You want some olives?
I love olives.
All right.
Oh my gosh, let's get some.
Oprah?
What?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
[laughter]
I love you!
I love corn.
Corn.
Let's a couple of those.
Here, let me see if I can get in the basket from here.
OK here we go.
Shoot, shoot.
Woo!
All right.
Touchdown!
There we go.
Where are we going now?
My gosh!
Avocado.
There's so much food here.
Do you grow avocados?
I have 300 trees.
Of avocado?
Yes!
I'm going to-- I'm glad I'm next door to you.
OK.
I'm going to save a fortune living next door to you.
Very nice!
[making scary noises]
You might want to take the tag off.
Oh, that's good!
Oh!
I like the cauliflower mashed potatoes.
[interposing voices]
Good.
Anybody want to sample Ellen water?
Come on over.
I would like some.
This is $5.00.
$5.00 a shot.
$5.00.
Eee, that's good!
Ooh, eee!
E, that's good!
E, that's good.
I just came from Russia last night.
You just came from Russia last night?
Well here, have a shot.
You came from Russia just to go to Gelson's?
That's a long way.
Oh, that's good.
What's your name?
Here we go.
Stephanie.
What if we come home and help you cook?
Yes!
All right, what if we did that?
She's going to get-- where's your bag?
I'm sorry ma'am.
I didn't bring any bags today.
What?
Plastic bags?
Plastic?
No.
Paper, I say.
Paper?
Yes, yes.
Paper.
[making scary noises]
This is good bread.
Isn't it good?
Look what you've done to it there.
You went, this is good bread right here.
I don't have my license but that should be fine.
OK.
Everybody buckled up?
Ellen's a very safe driver.
Can you close the door?
Is it possible?
Yep, we sure will.
Because that would be safer.
[laughter]
First of all, you're on empty.
The light just came on.
That's like a whole week of gas!
I'm giving you some gas money.
Oh my gosh.
[car horn honking]
Hello, children!
Just wanted to say hi.
Where's your potato peeler?
Um, a knife?
No, no.
A potato peeler.
Um, just a knife?
All right, just a knife.
OK.
Right.
You got-- you got enough wine openers here?
Ah, I found it!
I found the potato peeler!
Now I can see why you wanted me to use a knife.
OK.
And I'm just going to boil them like that, OK?
Oh, this is good.
Yeah, this is so much easier.
Start.
Yeah!
Look at that!
Stir this up here.
Is it ready?
It looks like it's ready.
Looks like it's ready.
All right.
Do you want that in a bowl?
I would like soup and the potatoes together,
wouldn't you?
A bigger bowl though.
OK, bigger bowl?
Bowl.
God bless you all.
Get me a bowl!
A bowl that--
That's nice.
A nice serving bowl.
OK.
Nice.
Good, good.
Here we go.
Oprah has made a mess over here!
Oh dear!
We're going to clean up.
When we say we--
We mean--
Oprah.
I am going to clean up.
Yeah.
Here comes some tomato soup.
All right.
Now, wait a minute.
All right.
Oh, this is good!
This has been great.
Thank you so much--
Let me give you a hug.
I wish I would have cleaned up first.
Well, let that be a lesson.
You never know--
Right!
Exactly!
You never know who's going to drive you home.
Right!
You never know.
Oh!
You want to put this away?
Here.
OK, put that away, and let me just hug you good-bye.
Bye.
All right, bye.
Love you, and bye.
How am I getting home?
There's an Uber or something like that, or Lyft.
You know, you know those things.
Yeah I do.
OK.
I'll see you later.
OK good.
[music playing]