-Do you remember your first kiss?
-My first kiss? That's so long ago.
I can't remember my first kiss.
-Ah! -Oh.
-[ Laughs ]
-Oh, I can't tell you that.
-Can I tell you guys a secret?
-I haven't had my first kiss.
-No.
-Not yet.
-I still remember very clearly.
-It was on a playground after school.
-I was 13.
-Probably 10.
-We had recess and...
-All these kids were like,
"Matt and Caroline kissed, Matt and Caroline kissed!"
-The whole freakin' school was watching.
-In a library. -My mom's minivan.
-There was a girl named Sarah
that was on the town over's basketball team.
-And she was like a foot taller than me.
-He hadn't kissed anyone before, either,
so it was just kind of like, "Don't know what to do."
-I practiced on a mirror before I went to my date.
-Where do my lips go?
-The guy didn't know what he was doing.
-I told the girl that I had kissed a girl before,
so she had high expectations.
-My girlfriend, she was like,
"If you catch this M&M, I'll give you something."
-She kind of like pulled me up into this little corner
in the school.
-I just went for it.
-This girl just walked up to me and kissed me right here.
-"I'm gonna kiss you." And I didn't believe him.
-"Happy Valentine's Day.
There you go." Like, "There's your present.
Here's some chocolates my mom told me to give you."
-She was right next to a puddle,
and as I kissed her, just 'cause we're both nervous,
she backed up and she slipped and fell.
-The girl almost, like,
hurt herself, and I kind of like saved her.
So, then it went from there.
-It was really...
-It was kind of like very, like, movie-ish, you know,
like an action-movie kiss.
-...wet.
-Kind of gross.
-Wow.
-Then I felt, like, a foot taller.
-Just had to, like, lean up.
-Stuck our tongues out... like that.
-One of the neighbor ladies saw me,
and she called my mother up and is like,
"Eleanor, Debba is necking with Eric."
-Awkward.
-I wanted it to be over so bad.
-Can't say it was the most pleasant thing in the world.
-I actually went home early that day 'cause I was so upset.
-So much more than I ever could have imagined.
-You both think you've done a good job at the end,
but it just feels wrong.
-All that practice paid off.
-But it could have been a dream.
-My parents already made up
that I will not be able to do anything like that
until I'm 16.
Yeah. That's not happening.