What up, Patrick people?
What's good, star squad?
I'm Unspeakable and you may know me from YouTube,
and know I love doing things like this.
Wow, we're just breaking everything this video.
But what you might not know is that I am
the world's number one Patrick Star super fan.
No. Way.
Seriously, look.
I got this trophy and everything.
You voted for the funniest, awesomest, pinkiest,
pinkiest ,
and most sea starriest Patrick Star moments
from SpongeBob SquarePants
and today we're counting them down.
Patrick has given us some of the most iconic scenes
in the history of SpongeBob SquarePants,
and you're not going to believe
which moment takes the number one spot.
So let the countdown begin.
You may be an open book, SpongeBob,
but I'm a bit more complicated than that.
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
You know, the inner machinations of my mind are also an enigma.
[opera singer vocalizing]
I'm so sorry. Back to the countdown.
Maybe a story will cheer you up.
It's called "The Ugly Barnacle".
Once, there was an ugly barnacle.
He was so ugly that everyone died!
The end.
That didn't help at all.
The carnival is back in town!
I'm gonna be first in line for everything!
Where is everybody?
I don't know. There was one kid here earlier.
Doesn't look like any carnival I ever...
Oh! Excuse me.
[gasps]
Stop, Patrick! Don't touch it!
This isn't the carnival, Patrick!
Those are hooks!
Mr. Krabs says they're really dangerous!
Hmm... I sense no danger here.
How could they be dangerous?
They're covered with free cheese!
All I know is Mr. Krabs said...
Patrick, don't do that!
Mmh...! Cheesy.
No danger here.
Go on, try it.
But, Mr. Krabs said...
SpongeBob, let me ask you something.
Does this look dangerous?
[screams] Patrick, don't!
Lighten up, will ya?
Or do I have to eat all this cheese by myself?
[screaming]
[gasps] Patrick!
That last scene has me hooked,
to find out what your number one scene is.
But I'll just have to wait like the rest of you.
Before we get back to the countdown,
we've got to shout out the fact
that Patrick has his own series, The Patrick Star Show.
And it's so good that I put together
some highlights just for you.
Get ready for some classic montage action.
And here's your host, Patrick Star!
[screaming]
This smell is rank, with a touch of stank.
[laughing]
[screaming]
Puppet ham!
[screaming]
Ice... cream.
Oops.
That was sick!
Now, back to the countdown.
Get your pencils and paper ready
for a quick lesson on wumbology.
Oh, if only I knew how to work this thing.
Let me take a look at it.
Hmm...
- You know what the problem is? - What?
You got it set to "M" for "mini",
when it should be set to "W" for "wumbo"!
Patrick, I don't think "wumbo" is a real word.
Come on, you know.
I wumbo, you wumbo,
he, she, me wumbo...
Wumbo, wumboing...
I wonder if I fall from this height
it will be enough to kill me.
Wumbology? The study of wumbo?
It's first grade, SpongeBob.
Patrick, I'm sorry I doubted you.
Guys, uh, I need your help.
I tried to make my own wumbo belt
and, uh, I accidentally shrunk my car.
Look at it!
If any of you out there are wumbo experts, hit me up.
In the meantime, on to the next clip.
Are you ready for your first day at goodness school?
Pat, get your wallet out.
Okay, goodness lesson number one.
You see someone drop their wallet.
Patrick, drop the wallet.
Now, what would you do?
Excuse me, sir,
but I do believe you've dropped your wallet.
Doesn't look familiar to me.
What? I just saw you drop it.
Here.
Nope, it's not mine.
It is yours.
I am trying to be a good person and return it to you.
Return what to who?
Aren't you Patrick Star?
Yep.
- And this is your ID? - Yep.
I found this ID in this wallet,
and if that's the case, this must be your wallet.
That makes sense to me.
Then take it.
It's not my wallet.
We should call my nephew.
We should dig a moat.
We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!
That idea may just be crazy enough...
to get us all killed!
[clamoring]