[growls, roars]
Get back! Get back! Get back, you horrible beast!
-[roaring] -[Dashi] I have no fear! Aye-eee!
-Ooh! [sobbing] -Oh, my goodness. Oh, no!
[crowd boos, hisses]
-Oh, I'm so sorry, Dim. An owie? -[Ferdinand] Owie! Owie, owie.
Please show Rosie the owie. All right, Dim. It's okay.
Ugh, I have been in outhouses that didn't stink that bad. This is ridiculous. What a disappointment!
-Oh, no! -You! Come here! I want my money back!
Uh, no refunds after the first two minutes.
Popcorn! Stale popcorn!
We're losin' the audience! You clowns get out there now!
-I hate performing on an empty stomach! -Do your act, Heimlich, then you can eat.
-P.T., what's the point? -[Hamm] Not now, Slim.
What's the point of going out there? They'll only laugh at me.
-That's because you're a clown! -No. It's because I'm a prop!
You always cast me as the broom! The pole! The stick! A splinter!
You're a walking stick. It's funny!
-NOW, GO! -You parasite.
[fanfare]
Tra-la-la-la-la. Spring's in the air. And I'm a flower with nothing interesting to say.
-[Patchi screams] -A bee!
I am a cute little bumblebee! Here I come!
-[Bob and Larry shouting] -[panting] Slow down, you flowers!
Ooh! Candy corn! Here, let me help you to finish it.
[both] Redrum.
Uh, never mind.
Hey, cutie! Wanna pollinate with a real bug? [laughs raucously]
-Come to Papa, yeah! -So, bein' a ladybug automatically makes me a girl! Is that it, flyboy?! Huh?!
[Ducky] YIKES!!! [Bunny] She's a guy!
Francis, leave them alone! They are poo-poo heads!
-Not again! -Judging by your breath,
-you must've been buzzin' around a dung heap all day! -Come on, Francis. You're making the maggots cry.
[babies wailing]
♪ I'm so good at the ballet ♪
♪ Arms that float, bend at the knee ♪
♪ Princesses wish that they were me ♪
All right, we're dyin' out there. Gypsy, quick!
-You and Manny— -Shh! He's in a trance. -[humming]
[Hamm] Well, get him out of it! You and your husband are up now.
-[Summer] Manny, we're on. -Oh? Yet again, it is up to me to rescue the performance.
-Gypsy, come. -[humming]
-[crashing] -[Peabody groans]
-The stage is the other way, dear. -[Peabody] Yes, of course.
Anytime, pal! I'm gonna pick the hairs out of your head one by one!
-[Ducky] Take your best shot! Oh, yeah? -You name the place! Yeah!
-'Cause when you get there, you are dead! -Francis, let me handle this.
-That's no way to speak to a lady. -I heard that, you twig.
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present Manto the Magnificent... and his lovely assistant, Gypsy!
[gong sounds]
From the most mysterious regions of uncharted Asia, I give you the Chinese Cabinet...
-of Metamorphosis! -♪ So give them a giggle, show them some sizzle ♪
♪ A star since I was little ♪ ♪ And all that pizazz ♪
Rosie, whole troupe. Onstage! Finale! Now!
-Okay, I just need time to— Coming, coming. -[Hamm] Now!
Tuck, Roll, let's get moving, guys. We're up next.
-"What's she saying?" -Don't you understand?
-We are up! -"Up-a." [chattering]
-Hey! -Hey! They don't understand me.
-I summon the voice of Confucius— -Get off the stage, you old hack!
[screams] I demand to know who said that!
-[laughing]
How dare you! Ingrates!
[Summer] Manny? Manny!
I only got 24 hours to live and I ain't gonna waste it here. Come on.
Aah! I've just about had it with these losers!
Flaming death!
I hold in my hand the match— the match that decides whether two bugs live or die this very evening.
In a moment, I will light this trail of matches leading to a sheet of flypaper dowsed in lighter fluid!
Aimed directly at the flypaper are Tuck and Roll, the pill bug cannonballs!
The cannon will be triggered by Dim, trained to jump at the sound of this bell set to go off in 15 seconds.
Our pill bugs' only hope of survival is our mistress of the high wire, Rosie!
Secured to a web line of exact length, Rosie will plummet down to these two posts,
spinning a web of safety in less than 15 seconds!
Not good enough, you say? Well, what if they were all... blindfolded!
[drumroll]
Ladies and gentlemen, may I suggest that those of you with weak constitutions leave the arena,
-[bickering] -for this act is so dangerous
that if the slightest thing should go wrong— Whoa!
-No! -Go? Okay, through the tunnel—
-[Peabody exclaims] -[Summer] Whoa! -[bell dings]
-[screams] -[Ferdinand chuckling]
-Okay, that's done! -Whoa!
-[screams] -[Larry] P.T! -[Patchi] Oh-no!
-Oh, dear! -[whimpering]
-Water! We need some water! -Water, water, water!
-[audience laughing] -[grunting] Get me outta here! [groans]
[laughs]
-[laughing] -Wow!
-It's the web. I'm sorry. -[Hamm] You're all fired.
[Larry] We got the water! [Red] Here we come, P.T!
Whoo! Whoa! Burn him again!
[imitates sad trombone] ♪ Whah-whah-whah-whah! ♪
[laugh track plays]