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my scooter I seek your wisdom I just
graduated college and I feel so lost how
do I become an adult to truly become
enlightened you must answer this riddle
he seeks an entry-level job to get
experience but he cannot get an
entry-level job without experience
that doesn't make any sense then I will
teach you to get good credit you must
first accrue debt well why don't I just
not spend money that I don't have isn't
that more responsible you need a suit
for an interview but you cannot pay for
the suit
until they hire you oh I have a suit a
nice one or one that's a little too
roomy they will not take your job
application seriously if you do not live
in the same city but you cannot afford
to move to the city without a job the
father calls the son lazy because the
father worked three jobs to get by the
son only wishes he had three jobs you
are under qualified for the position you
want but overqualified for the position
you need no but I know I'll get an
unpaid internship hmm yes but then you
cannot support yourself I could just
live at home till I'm 30 I've got it I
figured out the answers to all your
riddles I'm we're all just
totally
our fathers worked blue-collar jobs that
afforded them houses our mothers
worked part-time jobs that put them
through college can you imagine putting
yourself through four years of college
but working at McDonald's I don't even
think McDonald's would hire me
we're just now you understand my
son go out and complain about it
believe me I will football death will
come today wait wait wait wait if you
happen to find something and need a
graphic designer
hook me up I'm looking for a gig cool oh
yeah I will totally let you know see ya
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