(siren wailing) (distant, staticky chatter)
- [Announcer] It is now 10 p.m.
Curfew is now in effect.
Anyone caught outside will be prosecuted
to the fullest extent of the law.
- Oh my God, it was one bomb, four years ago.
Halfway across the world! - It's not just one bomb.
Living in a major city in America today is like living
in the Gaza Strip. - Then move.
The farther you are away from a major metropolitan--
- You're not listening to me, you never fucking listen.
- Okay, then explain it to me.
- I need the closeness of people,
even if I don't wanna leave my apartment.
- You live in your own filth and never talk to anyone.
- Jess, I am so sick of feeling invalidated by you.
If you can't be on my side, then I really don't need you
in my life, I'm done. - Okay.
- I'm fucking done! - Okay, okay, okay.
I'm sorry.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I was wrong.
(low, ominous music) (propellors whirring)
- Okay.
- [Jess] I'm gonna get ready for bed.
- [Vivian] Okay.
- Promise me you'll try the app?
- I'm not lonely.
- I know, but just for me, promise?
- Fine.
- Thank you.
I'm hanging up now.
Merry Christmas. (sirens wailing distantly)
(whirs)
(bubbling)
(sighs)
(contemplative synth music) (cars honking distantly)
- [App] Vivian, we miss you!
Check out your friends' top stories today,
while you still can.
(electric whirring)
(overlapping shouting and chatter)
(laughing)
- I wish she would do both of us.
(laughing)
- The fear of nuclear winter got you down?
Can't leave your apartment because of constant violence?
You must be so lonely.
Join the new app that's rocking the nation.
Bliss!
Find you true love without having ever
to leave your apartment.
Just swipe up to find yours. (contemplative synth music)
It's that easy.
Come on.
Whatchya waiting for?
Swipe up!
Come on, swipe.
Swipe up.
Come on, Vivian, swipe up!
(whirs)
(munching) (sirens wailing distantly)
(choking) (low, ominous music)
(patting)
(rattles)
(music intensifies)
(coughs)
(heaving and coughing)
Welcome to Bliss, Vivian!
Now that you've set your preferences,
you're ready to be matched.
We found three beautiful humans who are just as lonely
as you are, and are desperate for connections.
Are you ready?
- Sure.
- Wonderful, Vivian!
- Name's Mike. (exciting, upbeat music)
I work out all the time, but since I'm too scared
to leave my apartment, I have no one
to share this sweet bod with.
Art chicks to the front! (laughs)
Tats are a hella turn on.
- [App] Swipe to see different outfits.
(dings)
Wow.
(dings)
Oo.
(dings) Yum.
- Nice, right?
- [App] Swipe right?
- Name's Jeremy.
(mellow acoustic music) Men are trash
and that's why the-- (dings)
- Hi, my name is Katrina.
I'm a Gemini, not that any of that shit matters.
My sister made me do this because she says that I'm lonely,
but honestly, I just think everything's bullshit.
If you're cute, though, maybe we can talk?
- [App] Swipe right?
Vivian, she's perfect for you.
- What?
- [App] Swipe right?
(dings)
Connecting!
- Wait, what do you mean connecting?
- Oh, you are cute. (shrieking)
You okay?
- Sorry, I didn't expect you to just...
- Appear?
- [Vivian] Yeah.
- Didn't you read the introduction?
- No.
- Think you've spent years in one place.
You'd have 10 minutes to read the introduction.
So what made you wanna do this?
(helicopter whirring distantly)
Did you choke on something and almost die? (chuckles)
- This was a mistake.
- Oh no, you did, didn't you?
- Goodbye! (whirs)
(helicopter whirring) - The time is 7 a.m.
All citizens with C level permits may now travel freely.
(distant chatter and tweeting birds)
(sighing)
(slow, reverberant music)
(music drowns out distant arguing)
(thuds)
(dramatically ominous music)
- [App] Vivian, you've one new message from Katrina.
(gasping) Swipe up to read.
(pill container pops and rattles)
Vivian, she's fucking cute, swipe up.
- Oh my God, fine!
(whirs and dings)
- Choked on a fish bone a couple nights ago.
Thought I was gonna die. (chuckles)
Let's chat, bro, you're cute as hell!
But also, you've got a sweet aura
and I have a feeling you're dope and smart and stuff.
Bye.
(whirs)
- Damn, she's cute.
- [App] Connecting!
(dings)
- Wait, what?
No, (stammers), what are you even, no.
- Damn, your room's messy!
(exclaims)
Do you always fall over when you're surprised?
- I didn't even say connect!
(breathing heavily) - So how you doing?
- Fine.
I took a couple of Xanax last night,
so I'm feeling a little tired.
- Yum, love me a little xan xan
for my coke come downs. (laughs)
That was a joke.
I smoke weed for my coke come downs.
- I don't know who you are or why you're interested in me,
but I need to get ready for work.
- You don't work in your sweat pants?
- Goodbye. - Wait, wait, wait!
(sighs) (water splashing)
(reverberant and contemplative music)
(doorbell rings) (exclaims)
(doorbell ringing)
(locks rattling)
(door squeaks)
(whirring)
(door slams) (locks rattle)
(breathing heavily)
(whirring) (eerily ambient music)
- Oh, for God. (whirs and dings)
Connect please!
- I'm sorry, what did you say?
- Connect please. (sighs)
- I'm sorry, what was that? - Oh, my God, connect.
Connect, connect connect connect connect connect!
- Hi-ya. (whirs)
(breathing anxiously)
Did you like my bath bomb?
- [Vivian] How did you get my address?
- The app gives you full information.
- Didn't you read the-- - Bullshit.
I know for a fact that's illegal.
What are you?
A hacker freak who stalks girls,
learns everything about them, and then murders them!?
- Okay, calm down.
- Don't tell me to calm down!
- I think maybe you're having a panic attack.
You just need to--
- Stop pretending to be the cool girl, you fucking freak.
Who the hell are you?
- I'm a friend of your sister's, okay?
She set this whole thing up.
- What?
- She showed me your astrology blog.
And I thought it was really funny and self-effacing,
but also really well researched.
And I thought, "I gotta meet this girl!"
But then you blew everything way out of proportion.
- I'm a Libra, it's what I do!
- What's your damage, did you lose somebody in the attack?
- No, of course not, did you?
- Yeah.
- You did?
- Yes.
My mother.
She's in the military and they didn't...
I'm gonna go.
(eerily ambient music) Sorry I tried to be friendly.
(whirs)
(breathing anxiously)
(contemplative acoustic music)
(bright electronic music)
(whirs)
♪ Feeling winter in my summer skin ♪
♪ Keep waiting for the dream and in your path ♪
- You don't have to live in fear, okay?
Like I get it, the world is fucked up,
but maybe if you open yourself up a little bit,
you might find yourself surprised.
(helicopter whirring distantly)
(reverberant, upbeat music)
(fizzes)
(water splashing)
(beeping)
- Connect me to Katrina.
- Connecting.
(beeping)
There was no answer.
Try again?
(whirs and beeps)
- Hi.
- Hi, I didn't think you'd ever--
- When's your birthday?
- May 25th, why?
- Send me your full birthday, including the exact time.
I'm gonna do your birth chart.
- Somebody did that for me once.
I don't really remember much,
but I think that I'm a triple Gemini.
- Jesus fucking Christ.
- That's what they said. (chuckles)
- Well, thanks.
I'm gonna do it and then I'll send it to you and then,
we can talk about it or whatever.
- Enjoy your bath.
Talk soon.
(whirs)
(ambient, rhythmic music)
(bright electronic music)
♪ Gracious ♪
♪ Wonder what's in store ♪
♪ I look into your eyes ♪
♪ And it's you I adore ♪
♪ Precious ♪
♪ But I'm too anxious ♪
♪ Thinking you in circles ♪