-Guys, it is time for "Tonight Show Hashtags."
Here we go. ♪ -Hashtags ♪
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♪ Hashtags ♪
-Now, we do this thing every week where I send out a hashtag
and we ask you guys to respond to that topic.
So since the NFL season has officially kicked off today,
I sent out the #FootballRaps.
And I asked you guys to send us your funny raps about football.
Within minutes, it was a trending topic,
so thank you for playing along.
We do it every week. [ Cheers and applause ]
So now I thought I'd share some of my favorite football raps
from you guys with a little help from the Roots.
This first one is from @mattyboh.
-Matty Boh. -He says...
♪ -I saw Lamar Jackson, ooh ♪
♪ He is for real ♪
♪ MVP awards will multiply ♪
♪ Always makes the Browns and Steelers cry ♪
[ Cheers and applause ] -Yeah! Lamar Jackson. Whoo!
[ Laughs ]
That's good. This next one is from @timmiller95.
He says...
♪ -You probably think the Jets are better now, better now ♪
♪ But they can't even ever beat the Browns, beat the Browns ♪
♪ You know they're always gonna let you down, let you down ♪
♪ They can't win anything, can't win anything ♪
[ Cheers and applause ] -Hey, hey. Hey!
-Rude. -Hey, wait a sec.
-That's rude. -Yeah.
This next one is from @trillocarl.
And he says...
♪ -I'm gonna take my team to the Super Bowl ♪
♪ I'm gonna try to kick a ton of field goals ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Simple. -Come on, simple.
-It's good stuff. -To the point.
-Lil Nas X. -Kids love it.
-Yeah, the kids love it.
This one is from @jakewilliamsart.
He says...
♪ -I'm Tom Brady, yes, I'm the real Brady ♪
♪ All you other Tom Bradys are just out tailgatin' ♪
♪ They say you're getting old, Tom ♪
♪ Please get up, please get up, please get up ♪
[ Cheers and applause ] -Yeah! Yo!
That's how you do it.
[ Cheers and applause ]
I don't know how Tariq just makes it all sound cool, yeah.
This one's from @bigbillywilly.
He says...
♪ -Stadium prices suck on a Sunday ♪
♪ So expensive ♪
♪ I don't think I'm hun-gray ♪
♪ Price is really tough on a Sunday ♪
♪ Hot dog cost as much as a Hyundai ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Come on.
-We got to hire this guy. -Come on.
That's a good one. -We got to hire Big Billy Willy.
"Hot dog costs as much as a Hyundai."
-That's the one. That's the one.
-That is the line of the year maybe, from @bigbillywilly.
He gets a follow on that one.
-Say that one like Little Caesar's.
-Big Billy Willy. [ Laughter ]
-Big Billy Willy. -Big Billy Willy.
-Pizza pizza. [ Laughter ]
-This one is from @reneejordan78.
She says...
♪♪
♪ -Guess who's throwin' a hail tonight ♪
♪ Guess who's throwin' a hail tonight ♪
♪ Gronk gon' catch my hail tonight ♪
-Yeah. A little Kanye. [ Applause ]
This one is from @kyledice23.
He says...
♪ -Shawty had them spiky bottom cleats ♪
♪ Cheerleader skirt ♪
♪ The fans in the crowd had no shirts ♪
♪ 60-yard throw ♪
♪ Next thing you know ♪
♪ Shawty went pro, pro, pro, pro ♪
♪ P-P-P-P-P-Pro ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Come on. -P-P-P-P-Pro!
-Come on.
-This last one is from @minister -- No.
It's mister, sorry.
I thought it was Minister Dorngal.
-Minister Dorngal?
-Minister Dorngal sounds like a show on the BBC.
-Yeah, a kids' show.
-No, it's PBS, like "Downton Abbey."
[ British accent ] Welcome back.
Masterpiece Theater presents "Minister Dorngal."
[ Laughter ]
-The church is on fire.
-How dare you, sir?!
[ Slap ]
[ Normal voice ] @misterdorngal58.
He says...
♪ -I got my Falcons down in Georgia ♪
♪ -Yeah, that's it ♪ ♪ -I got my Rams in California ♪
♪ -Yeah, they're fit ♪
♪ -I got my Seahawks to the north, yeah ♪
♪ -Seattle sitch ♪ ♪ -I saw my Lions down by 10 ♪
♪ -Then I quit ♪
-Oh! There you have it.
Those are our "Tonight Show Hashtags."
To check out more of our favorites,
go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.