- Remember to smile.
- [Director] All right, get out of there, ladies.
- Thank you.
- And action.
- Hello, I'm Moira Rose,
and if you like fruit wine as much as I do,
discover a winery that pours care
and craftsmanship into every glaze.
I'm sorry, I wanted to say glass,
but I was thinking case.
- Hello Moira.
(Moira gasps) Hey.
Hi.
How are you?
- I'm eating egg whites and hoping
the building will collapse.
Illegal substances (chuckles), amateurs.
We had friends in the FDA.
But--
- When in Rome.
Same energy, back to one, still rolling.
- Check your teeth.
Yeah.
- [Director] Out of there ladies.
Still rolling.
And when you're ready - hold on, hold on, hold on.
- Action.
- Hello, I'm Moira Rose.
And if you enjoy flute line as much as I do--
(director laughing)
What?
- Uh, you said flute line.
- Oh, oh that is funny.
- Why Jocelyn?
- Because everyone who comes out
of that salon looks just like Jocelyn.
- Wow!
And is that you?
Is that your wig?
- No, it's a dead possum.
Yes, it's a wig, John.
Is she still looking at us?
- Yes she is, yes.
So what happened?
I can't believe you're wearing this.
- This is what I get for being nice, John.
I'm doing this for Jocelyn because she paid for it,
and it was her little treat
and I didn't have the heart to rip it off my head,
much less torch it.
So now, until I get in the shower,
I'm stuck looking like every other inmate
in this godforsaken prison.
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Danny ♪
♪ Boy ♪
♪ The pipes, the pipes are... ♪
And when you're ready, action.
- Hello, I'm Moina Rose, and if you li--
- Okay back to one, still rolling.
- Why, why?
- [Director] You said Moina.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah it's cool.
- I'm good, it's good, please.
- [Director] All right, get out of there ladies.
- Please, yes.
- Fuck me, fuck me - What?
- Fuck me - What?
- John, there's something in the bed.
- What?
- Something crawled up my leg
and I can't see it.
- What? - I can't see it.
- Spider? - No!
Something invisible like lice or scabies or bedbugs!
- Oh we don't have bedbugs.
- Oh John, I can't afford to burn all my clothes.
- [Crowd] Surprise!
- What?
There's no fundraiser?
You're just here to celebrate me?
Oh, never, in the history of surprises,
has one been so delightfully blindsided.
(chuckles) Darling.
- Okay, who told her?
Action.
Action?
Well, Jocelyn, there are certain things
that are just not done.
Smoking in a car with a baby,
unless you crack a window.
Tipping before tax, mixing drinks with cola,
and giving away a coat that doesn't belong to you.
- In the lea of a picturesque ridge
lies a small, unpretentious winery,
one that pampers its fruit like its own babies.
Hi, I'm Moira Rose, and if you love fruit wine
as much as I do, then you'll appreciate
the craftsmanship and quality of a local vintner
who brings the muskmelon goodness
to his oak Chardonnay and the dazzling peach crab apple
to his Riesling Rioja.
Come taste the difference good fruit
can make in your wine.
You'll remember the experience,
and you'll remember the name: Herb Irvling-ger.
Burt Herngeif.
Irv Herm-linger.
Bing Liveheinger.
Live Link.
Burt Herkern.