Tori and her friends have a lot of energy.
Yeah!
Probably from all the Jet Brew coffee they drink.
But which Victorious character
is the most addicted to caffeine?
- Stop bouncing! - I can't help it!
Let's start off with Cat and André.
These two are not your typical coffee drinkers.
Cat is only seen one time in the entire series
with a cup of coffee.
Maybe she's just naturally bubbly.
Hey, you guys wanna hear a cute joke?
- A joke? - Yeah, listen.
Okay. What did the young shrimp say when his mom asked him
why he wouldn't share any of his toys?
What?
Sorry, I'm a little shellfish.
[giggling]
Get it? 'Cause shrimp are very self-centered!
I... I think the joke is that shellfish sounds like selfish.
Oh, my God! That's even funnier!
[laughing]
Okay, back to the script.
André is also rarely seen with coffee.
When in the recording studio with Trina, we find out
that he loves the flavor,
even though he tries to convince her it's not good.
[ringing]
So good.
Cat and André are most definitely
not addicted to caffeine.
They are practically decaf.
Next, let's look at Tori's coffee consumption.
She likes to start out her days with a nice hot cup,
but can sometimes be a little clumsy,
causing a lot of trouble with Jade.
Here, I think it's coming off.
You might be making it worse, actually.
Dude, why are you rubbing my boyfriend?
Uh, I just... I spilled coffee on--
Get away from him.
I read on the Internet that coffee works great
for getting rid of fur bugs.
Maybe you shouldn't, um...
Jade!
Um, Tori, I think the coffee is supposed to go
However, her palate is not the most sophisticated,
especially at deciphering flavor profiles.
- Vega. Tori. - What?
Try this coffee and tell me what it tastes like.
Hazelnut?
I don't know, I found it in the garbage.
[spitting]
Tori is your typical, fully caffeinated person.
That is, when Trina isn't trying to take her coffee.
Speaking of Trina, she doesn't seem to mind the garbage coffee.
Gotta scamper.
Hey, are you gonna finish your coffee?
No, Jade found this in the...
You can have it.
That's right.
Drink the garbage coffee.
Throughout the series,
we see her having caffeine a handful of times.
[gasping] The new play roster!
- Hold my coffee. - I... [groans]
- Move! - Ugh, excuse me? Hey!
[laughing]
These are so good!
Don't spill that.
- What's so good? - The list of plays
for the new semester.
Oh, my God. I am perfect for all these.
Is Moonlight Magic on there?
Uh, yeah. Number four, why?
André wrote the music for it,
he wants me to try out for the lead.
[chuckling] You? Why?
Take your coffee and go.
Oh, somebody fell down on the wrong side of the parking lot.
...But has a hard time actually getting a cup.
Can I have a coffee?
[together] No!
We will put Trina right in the middle, at half-caff.
- Moving on to Beck... - Hi.
He drinks a lot of coffee.
But during a very Tori Christmas,
his addiction to the bean juice kind of got out of control.
Why do I have to--
He's not gonna change it so just deal with it!
Why don't you just deal with it?
His heart is vibrating. How much coffee have you drunk?
A lot, like a lot. I don't know, like maybe seven cups.
A lot, is there a problem?
Seven cups?!
That really is a lot of coffee!
A lot of coffee.
Beck is certainly the most caffeinated
Hollywood Arts student so far.
Here, this is the most gigantic cup of coffee they sell.
It's not enough!
Finally, we will take a look at someone who seems
to always be drinking coffee:
- Jade. - Yay...
Here she is, drinking a cup.
And here,
and here,
and all of these times.
And here too.
Whew, that is a ton of coffee!
Oh, wait, I don't care.
Well, it looks like we have a clear winner.
Jade reigns supreme as the caffeinated queen.
Good call.
Which character's caffeine consumption
do you relate to the most?
Let us know in the comments!