-Well, you guys, last night,
the Jets lost to the Browns on Monday Night Football 23-3.
And it was embarrassing and hard to watch,
just like Sean Spicer on "Dancing with the Stars."
It was --
You guys see this? Last night, Sean Spicer made his debut
on "Dancing with the Stars,"
and everyone was talking about his outfit.
Take a look at this.
Ooh, man.
[ Laughter ]
He looks like your fun aunt after three wine coolers.
You know what I'm saying?
He looks like the puffy shirt from "Seinfeld"
had sex with a glow stick. You know?
[ Laughter ]
Spicer's shirt actually went viral,
and I think one guy is jealous of all the attention,
'cause it's the only way to explain this.
I mean, that's -- -Oh, wow.
-He shouldn't be doing it.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's right, Sean Spicer made his debut
on "Dancing with the Stars" last night.
It was so bad, the judges actually
turned their chairs around like "The Voice."
-Really? -They didn't even care, yeah.
They're changing the rules. A lot of people weren't happy
that Spicer was given a spot on "Dancing with the Stars"
due to his role in the Trump Administration.
Yeah, we got to be careful, or we'll tarnish
the great American institution, "Dancing with the Stars."
[ Laughter ]
Let's get to some news here.
Last night, Trump held a rally in New Mexico,
and he tried to say the name of a county in New Mexico,
Doña Ana, but struggled quite a bit with the pronunciation.
Check it out.
-The Donana --
[ Laughter ] On the border, commissioner --
-That's right. Next thing Trump said was,
[As Trump] "This place is Donanas.
D-O-N-A-N-A.
♪ This place is Donanas, D-O-N-A-N-A ♪
♪ This place is Donanas, D-O-N-A-N-A-S ♪
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
What else? What else do I got?
[ Laughter ]
♪ Donana, ooh na-na ♪
♪ I will deport you from Donana, ooh na-na ♪
Come on."
[ Normal voice ] But today Trump held a fundraiser in California
where he has some of his worst approval ratings.
And it's bad. When Trump rode by Disneyland,
Mickey Mouse said if he had a middle finger, he'd be using it.
-Really? -I go, yeah.
[ As Mickey Mouse ] "I'd do it again, I don't care."
[ Laughter ]
2020 news last night.
Elizabeth Warren held a massive rally
right here in New York City.
It was a crazy scene. Check out the scene.
That was -- Yeah.
-Wow. [ Cheers and applause ]
-That's right, Warren was so popular,
the only way police could get everyone to leave was by saying,
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio."
[ Laughter and applause ]
They're running away!
There's no one here! Oh, my God.
That was fast. [ Laughter ]
And Warren wasn't the only Democrat in the park.
Bernie Sanders was also there on a bench feeding the pigeons
and muttering to himself,
[As Sanders] "The top 1% get all the bread crumbs.
The top 1% get all the bread crumbs!"
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Normal voice ] Some TV news -- Netflix just purchased
the exclusive streaming rights to "Seinfeld"
for over $500 million.
[ Audience "ooh"s ]
Fans heard that and were like,
"Finally, a place to watch 'Seinfeld' on TV."
[ Laughter ]
Meanwhile, NBC just announced their new streaming service
called Peacock.
-Whoo! -Whoo!
If you want more -- If you want more information,
just Google "pea-cock" and "stream,"
and that should be the first thing...
[ Laughter ] ...that comes up.
♪♪
-Streaming.
[ Laughter ]
-Get this -- Tinder just announced
that it will be making its own TV show.
-Ooh.
-It's a tough show to cast, 'cause everyone who auditioned
looked nothing like their head shot.
[ Laughter ]
That's right, Tinder is getting into scripted television.
Today, they even announced their new series, "Law & Order: STD."
[ "Law & Order" theme sound ] We have a great show!