[music playing]
[dinging]
Your last challenge is to bake an apple pie. Good luck.
[both] Ooh.
[both] Baking's not really my thing.
[gasping]
Okay, two sticks of butter.
One cup flour.
Two cups of lard.
And, uh, maybe we should mix it up now.
[laughing]
[music playing]
[dinging]
Well. hello, mi vida, you must have gotten my video.
Let me explain about the choo-choo jammies.
[phone chiming]
- Boo-Boo Bear, - Hey,
[both] guess where I am!
[both] Dang it.
Okay, don't move, I'll drive back to you.
We need to be together.
- Boo-Boo bear! - Babe!
[music playing]
[dinging]
There he is.
Hey, Benny.
Hi, Luan. These are for you. They're from our garden.
Wow, daisies.
Ah, they smell so fresh.
And this is for you milady.
[gasping] Oh wow, wood polish.
Mmm, smells so musty.
So, Luan, you ready for a fun day?
Are you kidding me?
She's been counting down the seconds.
[laughing] Oh.
[music playing]
[dinging]
Hey, family,
I'd like you all to meet my main squeeze, Myrtle.
Nice to meet you, Myrtle! Let me introduce everyone.
Oh, no need. Let's see if I have this right:
Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lincoln, Lucy, Lana,
Lola, Lisa and Lily.
[laughing]
Wow, in birth order! That's impressive.
Well, what's impressive is raising
such delightful children.
Albert, can you get my coat?
[music playing]
[dinging]
Back in the day, I had a wicked crush on your father.
Every morning, at my crossing guard job,
I'd listen for his melodious voice.
And when he talked to me in that cute accent
he picked up from his semester in England, I'd swoon.
Ello, love! Pip-pip! Mind the gap!
[sighing]
[honking]
But I was too afraid to speak to him
because I thought he was out of my league.
[humming]
So I started slipping notes in his pocket as he passed by.
[singing] ♪ Crossing ♪
[sighing]
By my third note, I got up the nerve
to ask him to meet me here.
And my boldness paid off, because here we are,
celebrating the 20th anniversary of that first date.
Best day of my life, love.
[swooning, giggling]
[music playing]
[dinging]
Well, now, that's quite a goose egg, Coach.
Jeez, how'd you do that?
Uh, well, I uh-
He was just showing us the best way
to run the obstacle course.
Maybe you should stick to something
a little less strenuous, eh, like um, mini-golf?
Now that's my game.
Wait, you, you like mini-golf, Nurse Patti?
Like it? You're talking
to the Royal Woods mini-golf queen.
[chuckles]
Well, you're talking
to the Royal Woods mini-golf king.
Oh, well I'll believe that when I see it.
Hey, how 'bout a round of golf with me tonight?
I'm in. Loser buys corn dogs and pop at the snack shack.
Deal!
[music playing]
[dinging]
Clyde, honey, we have something to tell you.
I already know what it is!
We're having a baby, and I'm gonna be a big brother.
And it's gonna be great,
'cause Lincoln taught me the three C's,
and I can't wait to start baking cookies, and--
Clyde, you're spiraling.
And did you say "baby"?
Yeah, I saw the bottles
and the clothes, and I heard you guys talking.
I'm afraid there's been a bit of a mix up.
Your dad and I haven't been preparing for a baby.
We've been preparing for... a kitten!
Meet Cleopawtra's sister, Nepurrtiti.
We finally got to bring her home from the shelter today.
Wow, she's perfect.
And just so you guys know, if you ever do decide
to have another human child, I'm totally ready for it.
[music playing]
[dinging]
[growling]
Lainey, how's that rink rash healing?
Think mine's turning the corner.
Awe, you're so cute as a chipmunk.
Nuh-uh, [laughing]
you are.
[laughing]
Isn't this fun, Lynn?
So fun.
Uh.
[groaning] Hey!
Um-hmm, um-hmm, um-hmm.
[music playing]
[dinging]
[knocking]
Hi, we're your neighbors.
I'm Reta Loud and this is my husband, Lynn.
Great to meet you. Bumper and Jancey Yates.
And I brought you a little housewarming gift,
some of my famous Lynn-sagna.
Thank you. How nice.
Though we really don't do dairy.
It makes our kids sluggish
but we could share it with the needy.
Oh, won't you come in?
Uh, we won't take up too much of your time.
We're sure you have a lot of unpacking to do.
Or not.
Wow, how did you do that so fast?
We don't like putting things off.
It sends a bad message to the kids.
[laughing]
[music playing]
[dinging]
I can't believe I've been so obsessed
with trying to beat Carol Pingree.
Maybe she is better than me at everything but who cares?
I still have lots of great things in my life,
like a really amazing boyfriend for starters.
Awe, Boo Boo Bear.
Uh. Ice chip... in tooth socket.
[music playing]
[dinging]
Ready or not, here I come.
Got ya! [laughing]
[music playing]
[screaming]
[music playing]
♪ Sleep furry babies In kitty dreamland ♪
♪ With visions of yarn balls And tuna fish cans ♪
♪ When you awake The day dawns anew ♪
♪ And morning shall greet you With a bright and happy mew ♪
[music playing]
[dinging]
She was nervous
because she's never kissed anyone before.
Mr. Coconuts!
What? Someone's got to say it.
Well, that's nothing to be ashamed of.
Benjamin's never kissed anyone either.
[gasping] Mrs. Appleblossom!
Uh, you weren't supposed to tell.
Well, I gotta say that's a load off.
Luan didn't want to embarrass herself
in front of ol' Benny Boy.
Just between you and me, she's sweet on the guy.
[giggling]
Really?
Benjamin Rather fancies her as well.
He does? I mean, you do?
[laughing]