- (Dave) Nice decor. Nice ambience in here.
- (gasps) It's Dave! Oh my god. This guy's
the love of my life! - Lil Dicky!
- I love him. - (Justin) Dicky.
- (Dave gasps) - (Justin) Hey, bro.
I'm just watching your video. - Justin Bieber.
- (Justin) It's actually sick, dude. - (Dave) Oh my god.
- I also do like how he separates himself a lot
from people that he knows. You know that he's friends
with Justin. He separates, though.
- (Justin) How are you? - (Dave) I'm so good, man.
- (Justin) Good, good, good. - (Dave) Best I've ever been
in my life, I think. - (Justin) I gotta roll.
You're gonna come tonight, right? - (Benny) Yeah, of course, man.
- (Justin) Cool, cool, cool. Party tonight. Come to my house.
- (Dave) Your house party? - (Justin) Yeah, my house party.
Come on, hang. - (Dave) Let me think about
what I had going on. Uh, and I've thought about it.
There's nothing. - (Justin) Nothing?
- (Dave) Yeah, I was actually just gonna PIBE.
- (chuckles) PIBE. - (Justin) PIBE?
- (Dave) Yeah, PIBE. Play it by ear.
It's a new acronym that I'm trying to get off the ground.
- (Justin) Okay. - I know he made that [censored] up
on the spot. - I don't know if I would
show off PIBE to Justin Bieber. - (Dave) You know,
it's got no legs yet. - (Justin) Nothing?
- (Dave) If you pushed it, who knows? But...
And by the way, my girlfriend is your biggest fan.
She's-- - (Justin) Biggest fan? Yeah,
I never heard that before. No, I'm just--
- (Dave chuckles) - (Justin) Yeah.
- (Benny) Real good idea, man. You got anything else?
He's probably gonna remember this the rest of his life.
- (laughs) I love how awkward he is!
- This show's so awkward, but in all the best ways.
It's so good. - I'm absolutely a Lil Dicky fan.
I've been listening to his music. I've known him for years.
And I was so excited when I heard that he had a TV show.
- (React) So, though the show is about the rap game,
it mainly focuses on Dave's day-to-day life
and oftentimes gets really awkward. - (GaTa) You tuckin'
a grown [censored] man in, bro. - (Dave) That's right.
- Nothing awkward in that, of course.
- (Dave) Everything good. You know house rules.
Are you good? You're poofed? Everything's--
- (GaTa) Man, I'm good. - (Dave) All right.
One kiss on the cheek, and I am out of here.
- (GaTa) Ah, I'm cool on all that funny [censored].
- Oh my god. - (Dave) Just one kiss,
and I'm gone. Come. - (Ally) You have to poop?
- Oh, this made my dad die. Literally. This scene...
I've never seen my father laugh harder in his life.
- (Dave) Yes, please stop talking to me for one second.
- (laughs) - (Ally) Okay, can we walk it off?
- (Dave) I don't believe so. No, this is not a drill at all.
Please turn away or something. I need to figure this out.
- (Ally) You have to hold it in. - (Dave) Oh my god.
- (laughs) - (Dave) Oh my good. Look away!
Look away! Look away! - (Ally) Oh, no! No, no!
- (Dave groans) Ahh.
- (Ally) Okay. Oh... - (Dave) I reinvented diarrhea.
- (doctor) What brings you in today? - (Dave) So, a few days ago,
I was shaving, and I noticed these red bumps
on my pubiscus. - This is my favorite
running part about the show is just how absurd his dick is.
- (Dave) And I just wanted-- - (doctor) Pubiscus?
- "Pubiscus." - (Dave) That's probably not the
medical term for it. Uh, like, where your pubic hair
would be if you didn't shave it all the way.
- (doctor) Oh, oh. Copy that. - (Dave) Yeah.
- (doctor) All right. So, let's take a look.
- (Dave) Yes, and I know this is
gonna sound so absurd, but before I can just
show you my penis, I do have to kind of
explain a few things about it to you. - You gotta put the penis in context.
- (Dave) I just have, like, a very bizarre situation down--
okay, when I was born, I came out of the womb
with a tangled urethra. So, immediately, they had to go in
and do all types of surgery to it. - Tangled urethra?
- (Dave) As a result, there's so much scarring down there.
- (doctor) Sure. - (Dave) And then-- I mean, you know
how the skin on your testicles... - Yeah.
- (Dave) ...is a different type of skin than the skin on your penis?
It's more chicken skinned or ribbed. - (doctor) ...Yeah.
- (Dave) So, my dick skin is actually made
of that exact same style of ribbing, all the way up shaft. Ribs.
- (laughs) Look at the doctor's face. - (Dave) So, my theory is when
they had to replace the hacked off dick skin, they used my testicle skin
to replace it, which would mean that my dick is made of balls.
- (laughs) The doctor. - People don't wanna watch a show
where you're making a [censored] peanut butter and jelly sandwich
and unwrapping. They wanna hear you talk about
your weird [censored] dick in a comedic way.
- A lot of the stuff that he's including in the show
are genuine experiences. And not only him,
but other people go through. And he's just amplifying it.
- It's way better than rappers who fake their actual lifestyle.
I mean, at least Lil Dicky is being honest with his life.
And he's being funny while doing it. So, I think that's just talent.
- (React) Along with telling very personal stories about his life,
Dave has also brought some of his real friends
onto the show with him. - (Dave) Hey, I'm Lil Dicky.
I have a small penis, and I stress about things.
This is GaTa. He's my hype man. - Yeah, GaTa's his real hype man.
- (GaTa) What up? What up? It's your boy, GaTa,
sunglass connoisseur, pizza lover,
I'm bipolar, and I'll take your girl to the solar.
- Sunglass connoisseur, bipolar, and I'll take your girl to the solar?
Period. That's me. - (Dave) I didn't think he was
gonna get into mental illness, but man, this is the...
- Very honest. I appreciate it. - (Dave) This is my DJ, Elz.
Tonight, you're gonna see one of the best rappers alive
give probably the best show you've ever seen.
And you're gonna love Meek Mill. - (laughs)
- (Dave) But before that, enjoy us, because we are
on the cusp of greatness. - (GaTa) And to be honest,
I don't even know how we got here.
- It's just a great thing to say before opening for someone.
"You're gonna love Meek Mill. But before that..."
- (React) Benny Blanco, who you saw earlier
in the first video, is one of Lil Dicky's
real life best friends. So, what are your thoughts
on friendships like these? - I mean, it's pretty amazing
for him to be able to take his real life friends--
well, Benny Blanco didn't need to be on the show.
He's great on the show, but, you know, I think that's
a real show of character. I think that's very cool.
- It's really important to have really good connections.
But then, also, in the industry,
I feel like it's awesome, but it's also really
that they could grow. Obviously, in those friendships,
there was a lot of growing personally and professionally.
- (Ally) Dave, how much longer are you gonna be doing this?
- (autotuned) ♪ So long ♪ ♪ I can't stop ♪
- You could literally say anything into autotune, it'd be funny.
That's his vibe. That's his energy.
- ♪ I know I'm late ♪ ♪ But it's okay ♪
- (Ally) No. - ♪ We don't have time to wait ♪
Oh. - ♪ We're gonna have... ♪
- She likes how she sounds. She said, "That tuner
made me sound good." - ♪ You remember when you got all mad,
'cause I threw out that flyer ♪ - That was not a flyer.
- She's a great actress. I would totally believe
that they were actually in a relationship.
- ♪ No, it was a save the date ♪ - Ugh, heteros.
- (React) In the show, Dave falls in love
with his girlfriend Ally, who you just saw.
And he has to balance having the relationship with trying to be
the greatest rapper of all time. Does it go according to plan?
Well, we'll see. - (Ally) I want to be
in a relationship where I'm not always put second.
- Listen to her. What's she saying might be true
or is true if she's feeling it. - (Dave) You're not always put second.
- (Ally) I am-- - (Dave) Look-- look right now.
Look where we are. You realize that I have, like,
the biggest decision to make of my whole career this weekend.
It has to be made this weekend. - (Ally) I know.
- (Dave) I'm here with you and your family,
didn't even consider staying back. Mike's like, "Why the [censored]
are you not there?" - (Ally) I'm not say--
- (Dave) What do you want me to do? Deprioritize--
- Their fight's annoying. But I guess they're doing a good job
of being actors. - (Ally) Because you treat it
like it's your whole life. There, like, has to be something else
in my life besides this one, like, [censored] goal!
- (Dave) Something else in life? Something more than, like,
actualizing my sense of self and, like, feeling like
I'm maximizing my potential? - (Ally) Oh my god, Dave!
You don't-- - (Dave) You're asking me to sacrifice
that? That's [censored] absurd!
- (Ally) Dave, you don't get it! - (Dave) No, you don't get it!
And I-- I can't keep apologizing for my ambition just 'cause
you don't have any. - Mmm...
- Ouch. - That was [censored].
- Jesus, no. - See, I love the character
that he's obviously incredibly smart, but he has no filter,
and he's such a narcissist. - That must've been really hard
for him to write in but also, I'm glad he did,
'cause it shows that he grew the [censored] up. Hopefully!
- If you truly do not have the time to put into a relationship,
then it's-- I guess you have to make a choice.
You're gonna have to make a choice between a relationship or your career.
- It's definitely doable for some people.
But to get there, it's definitely difficult.
- (React) Knowing that he only had himself to blame for his success
or failure, Lil Dicky got the chance to freestyle and show the world
what he's made of on The Breakfast Club
in front of Charlamagne Tha God.
- ♪ Y'all probably didn't know what this was ♪
♪ Y'all probably 'bout to hop... ♪ - It's freestyle. Yeah.
- ♪ That'll call my bluff ♪ ♪ Then line 'em all up ♪
♪ They will all need hugs ♪ - Hugs.
- Hugs. - ♪ In my own lane like bowling pins ♪
- I just love his freestyles. They're just so [censored] absurd.
- It just goes so hard, just whatever he says.
Just, it goes so hard. - ♪ My dick sucks so bad ♪
♪ Y'all don't even wanna know the details ♪
♪ You don't wanna know about the surgeries ♪
- Like, no way he's rapping about his dick right now
in great detail too. It's almost like...
- ♪ I love when my fans are Black ♪ ♪ I'm a little tone deaf ♪
♪ Yeah, what of it? ♪ ♪ You know my heart
is in the right place ♪ - (laughs) He's so cute.
- I am-- I'll be the first to say, I do not listen to rap very often.
But when someone can go off on a freestyle like that,
it's very respectable. I can definitely vibe to it.
- (Dave) I know I'm privileged. Eh, let's not even go there.
♪ Out here [censored] it up, uh ♪ ♪ But I'm still [censored] it up ♪
♪ Wait, little body, but the boy sound tough ♪
- He definitely overshares sometimes randomly, but that's okay.
It's cool. The flow's still there. - ♪ Off and on ♪
- Oh my god. I can't-- he is good!
- ♪ I was wearing nothing but Ralph Lauren ♪
- "Ralph-ah Lauren." Okay, Sia.
- ♪ But I guess that's less important ♪
♪ Just a little sidenote about me ♪ - And this-- I give so much respect,
people who can-- I can't do that. Like, where does it come from?
- Yeah, I just would love to see him channel all of those bars, that flow,
those melodies into actual topics that everybody could relate to.
- (React) As of filming this episode, season two has just gotten underway,
and it's all about the pressure to succeed.
- (CL) Do you know when the song's coming out?
- Oh my god! That's, um... - (Dave) As soon as we make the best
music video of all time tomorrow. - Oh my gosh. I know her.
She's a Korean rapper/singer. - CL.
- (Dave) So now this is a global song. It's ♪ (hums) ♪
- Oh yeah, we're going to Korea.
- She doesn't give a [censored]. She's like, "Who the [censored]
is this cat?" - (chuckles) Did they actually
make a song together? Oh my god. I wish.
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪ Ow!
How the fuck does this work? ♪ Ooh, yeah! ♪
- The pressure of everyone expecting everything he makes
to be just insane. He tries to sit down and write,
and he just can't get the fire to flow.
Writing is the hardest part, especially when you sit down
and you're looking at, like, you know, a recording.
And you're sitting there and you're like, "Oh,
what the hell do I even do? Where do I start?"
- (Dave) I love bar mitzvahs. - (Mike) This guy's paying us
three times Dave's normal rate, so we just gotta do what he wants.
- I love that he's sitting around with just bar mitvah kids.
I'm sure it was his life. It was totally my life.
- (Dave) So really soak it all up. - (boy) Have you met Lil Nas X?
- (Dave) No. - (chuckles) Lil Nas X.
- I'm Dave. You might know me as Lil Dicky.
- (React) Is there any advice that you'd wanna give Dave Burd,
AKA Lil Dicky, if he were to see this episode?
- If he were to see this episode? I didn't even [censored]--
I didn't even [censored] think about that. Um...
- If he does see this, you know, Lil Dicky, I love you, man.
You know, follow me on Instagram. Do whatever you want.
- Any advice? I can't give this man advice.
I mean, he knows what he's doing. - Dave, I love your show.
Keep doing what you're doing. You're gonna be the best rapper
of all time. - I feel like he would
give advice to me. - How could I give Lil Dicky
any advice? I mean, you've done it.
You're in incredible rapper. You're an amazing comedian.
You're a great actor. I mean, just keep doing
what you're doing. Keep doing you.
Don't let anybody try to put you in a box.
- I think it's very refreshing that you're giving us a comedic take
on real-life situations, stuff that you've been through.
Even though it's been hard, you've been able to flip it.
- You're creative. I mean, every--
I've never, once in my life, heard someone rap the way you do
about the stuff that you do and create music videos
like you do, so just keep doing
exactly what you're doing. - You're a big deal, bro.
I love you, and so many other people love you.
And you've made quite an impact on people for sure, for sure.