Asalaamu Alaikum guys welcome to Smile2jannah
Remember our ex-Muslim friend?
Well... hes struck again!
Another one
This time he's as confused as ever mate
He can't make up his mind whether I'm funny or not
On the one hand he says
You seriously are funny, but in a ammateur way as I said before
Flimsy, amateur, comedian, jokes
Well they're not even even jokes are they?
Amateur comedy sketches
Even when roasting me he's still comparing me to legendary British comedians.
I don't think uncle's understood the art of roasting yet
then on the other hand he's clearly laughing at my jokes and calling me funny
Alright guys I was gonna show this funny clip
catch this funny clip its absolutely hilarious I love it
He's only gone and responded
Oh man, you're a funny guy you.
He starts his roasting session
Ah Mr Ali you seriously are funny
A bit like Laurel and Hardy... the type of comedy
if I may say so
Thank you mate
Mate he sounds more confused than an EDL member
who's just been told that Sadiq Khan is not the President of Pakistan
As the former...
We are here today to...
If that's not enough he starts making a move on me.
Mr Ali oh Mr Ali
I see in your eyes I can see it in your eyes Mr. Ali
I would be the first one to give you a hug, a hug of love
I just love your teeth mate
Maybe we should go out for a curry one day
Let's meet up together
You would look nice and in a pink wig and a nice fluffy pink beard
It'd suit your lips
Your tone of voice, soft tone of voice
Me and you should meet up
and have some fun together
Let's have some fun
You're a nice guy and everything but I just don't roll like that
No offense yeah?
When I was messaging this guy I was doing it through my facebook profile
which had my name clearly displayed there beginning with a Z
and he's even getting that wrong
I hope I pronounced your name correctly if I don't then forgive me me
Neeshan Ali
They call me Neeshan, that's not my name
I have got multiple names
I hope I pronounced your name correctly if I don't then forgive me
#It's too late to apologise# (forgive me)
before asking me out at least go through the effort of learning my name
what's that? A bit of dandruff in your beard there, you need to brush that off mate
And please deal with that dandruff on your beard
Am I really getting lip from someone who wears sunglasses indoors
And plus have you seen the state of your screen mate?
There's more black dots on there than someone who's got the plague
Let's have some fun. Smile mate smile and have some fun.
It's not haraam to have some fun.
Sometimes happiness, sometimes sadness.
Have a look see
Where's the hat bro?
I'm a horse and I watch Smile2jannah
Hey Convert
Did you say you had a sister?
Can we quieten down please
Headline number one, CV goes totally wrong.
I'm sorry dad
Go back home Muslims! Is that curry? Can I get some?
Be ready for the game
Are you feeling ill yeah, I heard you're ill
Smile2jannah
That's going too far...cut
#In times of happiness, in times of sadness#
Mate I don't know why you're lecturing me about smiling and not having any fun
First of all my channel is called smile to paradise
second of all in not a single one of your videos have I ever seen you crack a smile
Head & Shoulders works well
Am I really getting shampoo advice from a bold guy?
Is this what the world's coming to?
and please deal with that dandruff on your beard
let's not get to insults mate
because then I'd have to say you look like a roll-on deodorant
better still... a shiny Malteaser
but mate I don't roll like that anymore.
(Weird language) what is your real name?
that sounds like the most forced Urdu I've ever heard
and if you could actually condemn
questions like will you condemn
He's telling me, condemn this condemn that
Uncle what if I tell you condemn Luke 22 verse 36 where Jesus says "pawn your
coats and buy swords"
or Luke 19:27 where Jesus is saying if people don't accept
me as king bring them here and kill them
now I'm not gonna ask you to condemn
those verses because I've got common sense. Despite there being loads of
terrorist groups like the Eastern Lightning of China or the Anti-Balaka in
the Central African Republic or even the Lord's Resistance Army
These are mega Christian terrorist groups
I'm not gonna blanket the whole religion and say
the Bible teaches hatred
you're never gonna condemn these verses. In fact the first thing you're gonna do
is explain the context because you're gonna say there's clearly a fault in my understanding
it's the same when you're saying all these Sharia punishments on
the one hand you have Allah who has knowledge of everything... on the other
hand you have limited human beings
Why on earth would I point fingers at him
just because we can't understand his law properly? There's clearly a fault in our
understanding. So rather than asking me to condemn this verse and condemn that
verse. Mate I condemn your understanding of the verse
If that's not enough
the biggest lie that he planted on me was the fact that I'm speaking against all
these religions and then look at the u-turn this guy takes
You ridicule Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, Sikism
Why do you lie to your audience why do you clip things out their context
what I was saying was that people like... like yourselves Muslims
you ridicule Christianity
you ridicule
you you you
don't believe, I'm a true liar
It's funny and yet it's not funny at the same time
I bet you're gonna clip that bit and say oh he's contradicting himself
They why are you making a contradictory statement then if you know I'm gonna clip it?
Uncle I'm not gonna be going out with you that's just wrong, okay? I'm married.
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Neeshan