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It's really pretty.
It's very pretty.
Such a nice, calm night.
I can see your stress.
It's just so much here.
I think the wedding was, like, a shock, and just so many highs,
and I was, like, OK.
I love the interesting things we have, like the core things.
They're just so spot on.
Those little things you geek out about, the little
awes that you have that you don't get with people.
Then we jump right into the honeymoon,
we have so many things that are conflicting with trying to get
to know someone, I guess.
What do you mean so many conflicting things?
Girls attacking you, fights on the plane.
Like, you were in two situations that
affected us just trying to get to know each other in a flow.
I feel like we're going so high at times,
and it's like, we just met.
I feel like going slow and steady wins the race,
than going fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast.
So, that's all.
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What are you asking for?
Just that we go slow and steady, that's all.
You seem, like, annoyed.
It's just a little confusing for me
to hear you say like, oh, I want to take it slower,
when you're the first one who wanted to jump all in.
You know, and like OK, so are you in, or are you out?
I can slow back, but I pull way back, way, all the way back.
There's no in-between for me.
So you can't like, bring it down a notch,
it's either all in, or like--
If you want me to be less, then you
need to stop (BLEEP) up, and clogging the toilets,
and farting in bed.
Like, you want to be less, let's stop that, OK?
You want a little romance, and you want it to be slow, like--
I don't need to see that.
[LAUGHS]
OK.
You know what I mean?
Like, you're giving me full frontal you.
Chewing with your mouth open, farting with the door
open, like, if you're telling me you
want to get to know each other less
and slow down, then take that note for yourself as well.
Like, I'm matching you in a lot of ways.
A lot of things you're matching me,
but you are very here, which is saying
something, just no matter what.
I'm just like frustrated and mad.
Like, why would you plan a romantic dinner with me,
and then say, I want to pull back?
Why would we have consummated our marriage?
Like come on, dude.
You're so stupid.
If this is your idea of a romantic dinner,
never plan one again for me, ever.
Are we done yet?
This is zero romance, and I'm ready for bed.
[CHAIR SLIDING]
Ugh.
[BLEEP] I don't want to talk to you right now.
OK.
Thanks for the great, romantic night.
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Nope, I don't want to talk to you right now.
I'm furious.
You literally have said all day, this is great,
my wife's so great, you're so great.
You are!
And then you sat there tonight, and said to me,
you know, we should just go slower.
We can start right back at zero.
My name is Lindsey George Lewis, nice to meet you.
If you would like to take me out on a date, give me a call
and ask me out.
That's how you want to handle that?
I mean honestly, kind of.
You just said to me, you know what, I don't
want to be all lovey dovey.
OK, no prob.
Gotcha.
Easy breezy.
I said I wanted to go slower, because as the day's going,
there's so many things are going on in my head about everything
that's going on around us.
OK.
During this time, I'm trying to enjoy every minute I can
with you, without letting other things in--
or going around us affect it.
Is that what you think happened tonight?
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Do you feel as though what you did tonight at our dinner
led for a romantic dinner?
I think I tried to plan a romantic dinner for you,
and I think that--
What, what?
What part?
What part's the romantic?
I promise not to laugh.
I'm not going to make you happy
right now, so I'm going to walk away and just take a moment.
I'm gonna step out a moment.
OK.
What are you doing?
I'm just going to take a moment.
I'm just annoyed.
None of this feels good.
But I said, like, normally how I deal with things,
I handle it.
I know you have my back.
You could have done better.
You really screwed up on that one, buddy.
That's not-- there's no--
for me, there's no other way around it.
Feel free to step out.
OK, I will.
How do you not know better?
You stupid idiot.
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