- I don't understand your question, right now.
(light piano music)
- Uh.
- This is a hard question.
- How they work all day.
- Why they're always tired when they wake up.
- How they snore loud.
- That they sleep too long.
- They're just so sophisticated.
- Why they always say, like, "Hey, baby."
Why do they call them baby?
- I don't understand why grownups have to do everything
so fast and quickly.
It's kind of boring.
- That sometimes they're kind of awkward.
- Why they do taxes.
- They don't like playing video games with you.
- They always get the bigger room with a bathroom,
and I have to go to another bathroom.
- Why they like beer.
- Why do they get drunk.
- When they drink vodka mixed with stuff,
and they think it tastes good.
- When they think that beer and stuff is essential.
- They smoke.
- They like coffee.
- How they like coffee.
- Why they drink coffee.
It tastes terrible.
- How they do so much stuff, like cook everything.
- And I don't even know how to cook.
- I don't know why kids make german cakes with them.
- Why they like spicy food.
- Why they like stealing all my ice cream.
- They eat way more than I do.
- Why they always have to go on a diet.
- Yeah. I don't know why mom eats so many vegetables.
She's trying to be healthy. So boring.
- Why they don't eat sugar.
- Gummies.
- They get to drink soda.
- And eat ice cream all night and I don't.
- If they say it's so bad, why do they do it?
- Why can't the kids do that at night?
- When you ask somebody can I get candy? No.
- They don't say yes.
- They'll say no.
- Why they always say no?
- They tell us to do things.
- Why are they so-
- Bossy?
- Why do they always have to be so demanding?
- It can be the slightest thing,
like they're missing sunscreen, like right here,
just one little dot, and they have to put it on.
I just don't get that.
- Why they can be in control of everything.
- Why they pester us to clean our rooms.
- They be mean to me.
- Why they have weird mood swings.
- They say bad words.
- Like the D-word, S-word...
- Start yelling at each other.
- Like where to go.
- When they fight.
- Why they fight.
- Why you get mad so much.
- Why they get-
- So grumpy?
- I don't know.
- Probably because they're tired.
- They should be grateful
and they should be very kind to children.
(uncertainty)
- The kissing.
(chuckle)
I do not get that.
- They take everything seriously.
- They make grownup jokes that kids don't understand.
- They laugh at their own jokes.
- Some grownups laugh-
- At random things.
- They always have these boring conversations at dinner.
- They think that kids are so annoying
but they were once that too.
- I don't understand what happened with them
before I was born.
- Like, how did they have fun?
- Why'd they become, like, super different.
- Why they don't like toys and everything else now.
- Sometimes.
- I don't understand
how they get the baby out of their tummy.
- Why they always keep secrets from children.
- That they keep secrets.
- Why they get to use the phone at night.
- They talk too much.
- Why they lose their top.
- Let me see
- Um.
- I don't-
- Understand when they talk stupid.
- They say crazy things.
- Why their poop is so big.
(fart noise)
- Daddy
(giggling)
- I don't understand
- Mostly anything.
- Nothing.
- Everything. Nothing. I don't know anything.
- Nothing else.
- Nothing today.
- I'm thinking, like, uhhh...
- Nothing.
Uh-huh.
(uncertainty)
Nothing confuses me about adults.
(light music)