Hi, everyone.
My gosh.
How about this?
I know how to book a guest, I'll tell you that.
Yes, you do.
And you are killing it out here.
Oh, I'm having a ball.
Yeah?
Yeah.
It might be a hostile takeover.
You were born to do this.
We'll see.
Yeah.
No.
Look, this all started--
and this is so surreal--
but I was such a fan of Mr. Robot.
I basically e-mailed you, and I was serial texting you.
I was trying to FaceTime you.
And you didn't let me weird you out.
And now we're friends.
No.
Well, I couldn't even believe it was you.
For a second-- I got the email from Robert,
and I thought, OK, somebody's playing tricks on me.
And then they came, kept coming, and they were so witty.
They were--
[LAUGHTER]
I hired writers.
To the point-- no, no, yeah-- that I thought it
could be no one else but you.
And this friendship has continued.
You came to visit me on set.
I couldn't believe that.
Oh, that was so cool.
Filming--
Any Mr. robot fans here?
You damn bet ya!
[CHEERING]
And then the crazy thing is, it ended December.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
You got some feelings about it?
Yeah, man.
I mean, I remember calling you over the phone,
we were talking about Avengers ending as well.
And you're like, well, it may take a while
before it hits you.
And I said, take some stuff.
Yeah.
Did you take some stuff?
Yes.
Oh, great.
Do you mean a vacation?
[LAUGHTER]
I mean, you know, any wardrobe?
You know?
I took the hoodie.
You got to take the hoodie!
Yeah.
I started collecting more of these things.
I used to try to just leave it behind.
And now, I'm like, I want some of the Freddie things,
I want some of the Mr. Robot things.
I took my hoodie home.
It's all tattered.
And I just put it in storage with my mom.
And like a good mom, she--
Your mom's in storage?
Well, she's in storage.
Let's get her out.
She lives in storage.
And she's just sewing things up.
She's sewed up my hoodie and she repaired the whole thing.
I'm like, no, mom.
Oh, no!
I know.
But that's what moms do.
That's what mom's do.
They're so lovely.
They fix everything.
So then she started to rip it back apart, which
was kind of cute.
Oh boy.
I mean, honestly, 2019 has been such a huge year for you.
I know you're really close with your family.
And then they must be so proud.
I mean, you won an Oscar, dude!
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERS]
It's remarkable, man.
I still-- I'm soaking in every second of it.
Let's tell folks about Doolittle a bit.
Yes.
How would you describe it?
Oh, man.
Well, I just went to the premiere with you--
Yes. --and your lovely other half, Susan--
Oh, Susan
--who produce it.
Yes.
Who I spent so much time working with on this film.
And it was so lovely to see it up there on the big screen.
Because you'll be doing the voices--
you never can quite anticipate what it's going to be like.
And it is--
Yes.
--a truly moving, extraordinary experience.
Oh, dude.
It's an adventure.
You deliver a phenomenal performance, the whole cast is.
Oh.
But I have to say, sitting there, with kids, they
were glued to that screen.
Ah, man!
And I have to say, by the end of it,
I felt as though the entire cinema was pretty teary-eyed.
It got very emotional.
Yeah, I think we got 'em.
You got 'em!
I can't thank you enough, dude.
You pulled some heartstrings.
Did I ask you--
Yes, you did, sir
--directly?
Did Susan call ya?
You called me.
I did, right?
Yeah.
It's the only-- I mean, of course,
this usually goes through a number of agents and whatnot.
But when RDJ--
RDJ is calling.
--is calling for you, it's, yeah, sure.
I'll come do it.
And then, everybody should know, you did all--
the voice, obviously-- the gorilla sounds.
It's all 100%, Rami, right?
Is it 100%?
Yeah!
Wow, that's impressive.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
I mean--
It's a fact.
Yeah.
In there with Susan, just in a dark room with a microphone
playing gorilla for countless hours.
Ellen would appreciate that.
She would, that's right.
Because she has the campus in Rwanda.
Yes.
Wow.
God, that could be great.
I wonder-- what do you mean you were in a dark room grunting
with my wife?
Ooh!
She does have a bit of a crush on you-- in a nice way,
in a producer.
OK, good.
Yeah.
I'll take that.
OK.
She has a bigger crush on you.
Yeah, we'll see.
Let's see how this hosting gig goes.
Well, I have a big crush on you.
Thank you for everything you've done for film and cinema--
all of these roles, from Chaplin to Doolittle
now, Iron Man-- everything.
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERS]
Well--
Everything that you've done has not only
been something that we as actors look up to and admire,
but you've taken so many of us under your wing,
and I'm so appreciative.
Oh, dude.
Thank you.
All right.
When we come back, Rami and I are
going to play a little game.
Ooh!
[CHEERS]