TO OUR NEXT GAME, PAY THE BILLS.
PAY THE BILLS.
THIS IMAGE WAS TRENDING ON IMGUR TODAY, DEMONSTRATING THE SHEER
BRUTALITY OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MAN COMES FACE-TO-FACE WITH
NATURE.
OH, [BLEEP], IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DUCKED WITH THE WRONG ANIMALIA.
THE AUTHOR CAPTIONED IT, "I SHOULDN'T HAVE FED THAT ONE DUCK
YESTERDAY."
AND THESE DUCKS LOOK LIKE THEY MEAN BUSINESS.
SO, COMEDIANS, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO COME UP WITH AS MANY DUCK
DEMANDS AS YOU CAN.
I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
AND BEGIN.
(BELL DINGS) HORATIO.
>> THOSE DUCKS ARE QUACK ADDICTS.
>> HARDWICK (CHUCKLING): OH!
GODDAMN IT!
UGH, POINTS!
(BELL DINGS) MATT.
>> WHY IS DONALD THE ONLY DISNEY CHARACTER WITH A SPEECH
IMPEDIMENT?
>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.
(BELL DINGS) MATT.
>> DOWN WITH DOWN PILLOWS, UP WITH HUMAN HAIR PILLOWS.
>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.
FINALLY, SOMEONE'S BRAVE ENOUGH TO SAY IT.
POINTS. JERRY.
>> QUACK, QUACK, LET US [BLEEP] YOUR WIFE.
>> HARDWICK: OKAY, I GOT TO CHARGE YOU FOR THAT, BUT I GUESS
I CAN JUST PUT IT ON YOUR BILL.
(GROANING) >> WHOA!
>> OH!
>> HARDWICK: I SEE EVERYTHING IS IN ORDER HERE!
(BELL DINGS) HORATIO.
>> PLEASE QUIT DROPPING DEAD PROSTITUTES IN THE LAGOON.
(BUZZER SOUNDS) OR WE'LL [BLEEP] IN YOUR EYES
AND MOUTH.
>> HARDWICK: POINTS.
THAT WAS AMAZING.
GIVE HIM POINTS.