the epic finale of "Cupcake Wars".
What should we watch?
Uh, you wanna do a movie?
What time is it?
11:30? All right.
If we watch a 90 minute movie, I'd take an Ambien in an hour--
You wanna take a shower.
No, I'm not.
All right, whatever.
You wanna see what's on demand?
Yeah, what are the free ones?
(announcer)
from Time Warner Cable.
Catch Reese Witherspoon in "Squiggle Dumb Dumb".
Jim Carrey in "Holocaust Downs."
Oh, my God, can you mute it?
I'm going to kill myself. I'm trying.
All right, any of these-- Do you like these?
Mmm.
Uh, what's "Lake Placid"?
Uh, "An enormous crocodile--"
No, no, no.
Read more descriptions.
"Kevin Kline is a single father renovating a secret barn--"
Mm-mm.
"In 1950s Lebanon--"
No.
Ooh, "Pitch Perfect"!
No. No, no, no.
We're not watching "Pitch Perfect" again.
You liked it.
No, I dealt with it.
Let's go to the Showtime movies.
Yeah, no.
Oh, we have that documentary on whale fracking.
It's like, the worst kind of fracking.
I think they found a worse fracking since they made that.
There's no way. I dunno, we know we're gonna watch it.
Like we're definitely watching it. Right, okay.
So, just-- but tonight doesn't feel like the right night. All right, I agree.
We'll definitely watch it.
We'll do something else. Yeah, just find something..
What about, uh, "Amore"?
No, I don't feel like hearing accents.
I think it's "Amor". "Amor".
"Spring Breakers".
"Paranormal Sexual Assault". No.
"The Decapitating". "The Frightening".
"The Crispening". What?
"The Worsening".
"The Haunting of David Finklestein".
There's "Evil Dead".
No.
No, I'm like, already scared all the time.
I really don't want to add to that.
Someone told me it's not actually not that scary.
It's more like just light raping.
What's the description?
"'Evil Dead.' Captured in the woods,
"an injured girl is restrained in a basement.
"Her father sets her on fire and shoots her dead.
Which is what she deserves."
No. I just want to relax.
All right.
He made a "Twilight"?
Why aren't you using Page Down?
I'm using Page Down. Oh.
"The Darker the Berry The Sweeter the Drank"?
That's true.
You want to start a series?
I never saw "Carnivàle" on HBO.
Ooh, "Cocktail"!
What? What?
"Cocktail". The movie.
I don't think I've seen that.
Are you serious? Yeah.
Tom Cruise is a struggling flair bartender.
You never saw "Cocktail"?
Oh my God, it's so good, it's amazing.
No, that's it, we're watching it.
Well, no-- We're watching it.
You've already seen it. Yeah, but I want to watch you watch it.
Oh, it's so awesome.
We're watching it. Fine.
We're doing it.
"Cocktail".
You're gonna freak out.
Oh, my God.
(music plays on TV)
I feel like I'm remembering
they don't start bartending for, like,
10 minutes into the movie.
I'm just going to fast forward to that.
But just the set-up, like, he's having a hard time.
Oh my God, this part.
Oh my God.
(man)
(man 2)
I'm not drinking, thanks.
(bell chimes)
Yeah, he caught it. Okay.
So is that-- Is that kind of the gist of it?
They just do tricks.
Like, so much-- They get into so many shenanigans.
Oh, we need ice cream.
I'm going to go get some ice cream.
What-- I'm gonna run out.
If you're going to be gone, I'll pause it. No, no, no, don't pause it.
Watch it. You-- Watch this.
You're gonna... watch it.
(man)
(man 2)
(man)
♪ When I'm leave you're gonna long for me ♪
♪ When you longing for my kiss ♪
♪
♪ When I leave you'll long for me ♪