FRANK: I'm gonna go to the can and make my morning move.
If you want the cash, you come on in.
You can have it any way.
Have it the hard way, the easy way.
You know what I mean?
Uh-- yeah.
What was that line?
[THEME MUSIC]
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
She's right behind me.
[LAUGHS]
Is that-- [LAUGHS]
First thing I said was probably she
was responding to because, you know, she couldn't
imagine a life without me. Right, mom?
That's the--
Hmm?
[LAUGHTER]
She meant the first part.
She meant the first part where--
because she can't imagine a life without me.
Right, mom?
I don't give a shit.
[LAUGHTER]
You're riding along on the bike.
All of a sudden, you're thinking, oh god, I'm so tired.
I'm so tired.
I want to-- I want to sit down.
I want to relax.
And what happens is, (LAUGHING) it pushes you back.
That hurt so much.
[LAUGHTER]
So all right.
So I'll draw a dog I guess.
Yeah, well, you're going to have
to draw real POV if you want.
You know, just-- just dog dicks is what
you mainly see in a dog orgy.
Maybe we'll avoid specifics.
You're going to need the red.
[LAUGHTER]
I can't see heads or tails literally.
I see tails, and I see heads.
I don't know what's what.
They're raping you.
Well, they're raping me.
They take me.
Yeah, basically they're raping me.
Either way--
We're flowing.
We're feeling something.
I don't know what.
But I'm hard just talking about it is the weird thing.
You know what I mean?
[LAUGHS]
(STAMMERING) My dad knows who I am.
Hey, can you do the voice again and say, I love you, son?
Ehh.
But it might be good to--
[LAUGHTER]
Was he still write?
Dude, no, he doesn't write to you anymore.
Probably because you never him back, buddy.
[LAUGHTER]
You want to sit down.
You want to relax.
So you go to sit, and then it pushes you back--
[LAUGHTER]
OK, Frank, what year do you think it is?
And who might you be?
[LAUGHS]
And who are you?
[LAUGHTER]
That's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
CHARLIE: That was amazing.
You want some seaweed?
Thanks.
The stuff that washes up on the shore?
Mm-hmm.
No, I'm good.
Let it dry out.
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, they dry it out.
A Grieco.
I'll do a Grieco.
Because he's the man.
Is he the man?
Yeah, he's kind of the man.
[LAUGHS] No, not really.
Oh, you know--
Yeah, no, they--
[LAUGHS]
Oh, you guys.
Uh-oh.
This is bad, man.
Friday night.
Friday night blues.
They want to have sex with their dads.
We'll get it in little pieces.
Oh, weird.
Yeah, it's totally weird.
So I'm a dad.
(LAUGHING) Tiny pieces.
Tin-- little, teeny tiny pieces.
So I'm a da-- so yeah, so I'm a dad.
[LAUGHS]
I was really nervous too.
I've only shaved Frank, you know?
It's like a bowling ball, so it goes around.
You've got all the muscles and the curves.
And Frank-- [LAUGHS]
All right.
Don't call me daddy.
[LAUGHTER]
You want to sit down.
You want to relax.
So you go to sit, and then it pushes you back--
[LAUGHTER]
I had a cola--
a diet cola mixer about a month whi--
[HICCUPS] while ago.
[LAUGHS]
I had a diet cola mixer a while-- a while ago.
[LAUGHS]
No, I get that.
I understand.
You know, at my age, you have to wait
until she's at least 21 years old before you can, you know,
do your thing.
And--
[LAUGHTER]
DEE: Sure, sure. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sometimes, a depositor is a load.
Sometimes, it's an analogy.
In this case, it's--
it's both.
But--
[LAUGHTER]
No, before full maturity, yeah, I get it.
I get it.
Yeah, legal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Legal, legal, legal.
[LAUGHS]
And look, sometimes, it's a load.
Sometimes, it's not a load.
In this particular case--
It's a load.
Yeah, it's a load.
But let's--
[LAUGHTER]
But what do the-- what do the eggs represent?
Eggs, you know?
E-- [LAUGHS]
Hello.
Andre Biglobian the art collector.
Let me do that again.
Hello.
Andre Biglobi-- oh, you say a line.
Go ahead.
Ongo Golo-- G--
[LAUGHS]
Ongo Goglobian--
Goblow-- what?
Andre Goblogian the art collector.
Listen, I-- I'm going to invite you to--
I'm charmed, I'm sure.
Let's do that again.
Andre Goblogian-- Ongo.
Ongo Goblogian--
What are you talking about, man?
It's been a lifelong dream of mine to open my own ski school.
It has?
Yeah.
[LAUGHS]
It has not.
You've never once mentioned it.
You've taken no-- [LAUGHS]
It has?
Yeah.
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, Michelangelo was told to draw babies with their dicks
out, flying around the Sistine Chapel.
He didn't just do it.
Yeah, they would kill you if you didn't make a cert--
if you didn't hit your quota of baby penises.
Yeah, you could draw all kinds of shit.
But then you also had to make sure you drew, like, you know,
10 times as many babies with their dicks out.
Well, the priests and the popes--
[LAUGHS] well, the priests and the popes--
they needed to see that, otherwise
they couldn't get off.
[LAUGHTER]
--popes-- they needed to see that, otherwise
they couldn't get off.
That's why they got into the Catholic church.
And if the babies were flying, it just was all--
[LAUGHTER]
If the babies were flying, it just made it more exciting.
Hmm.
Yeah, that-- [LAUGHS]
Yeah--
That was their version of a summer blockbuster.
They didn't have movies back then.
Oh, so they would line up.
Yeah, yeah, they would come, and like--
People would come from all around.
--you came from the little churches, big church.
Everyone crowds into the big church,
and it was like, oh shit, there's the dicks.
You ski at night without a helmet on?
He skis at night so he doesn't have to wear a helmet.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
And also it's free.
[LAUGHTER]
I took a quick dip.
In what?
Seamen.
[GASPS] Yeah.
(SHOUTING) What?
What?
Well, no, it was-- it was a sweaty club.
I was trying to make my way through,
and maybe a couple of the dicks hit me on the way out.
CHARLIE: That's the point, Mac.
[LAUGHTER]
It was a crazy club.
There was-- it was a lot going on.
[LAUGHS]
It was a crazy club.
There was a lot going on.
And yeah, OK, maybe on the way out, (LAUGHING)
I got hit in the face with a couple of dicks.
Maybe on the way out, I got hit in the face
with a couple of dicks. That's not the point.
The point is-- [LAUGHS]
That is the point.
DEE: I think--
--on that extra mile.
And now you want to relax.
So you want to sit back on the seat, and it says, no--
[LAUGHS] it's going-- it is going up into my asshole.
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