>> THERE WAS ANOTHER THING LAST NIGHT, AND I THINK IT WAS A
PRETTY GOOD ONE.
STEPHEN HARPER, TIM MULCLAIR, AND JUSTIN
TRUDEAU.
MULCLAIR IS THE NEW DEMOCRATIC PARTY, JUSTIN TRUDEAU
IS THE SON OF PIERRE ELLIOTT
TRUDEAU, AND STEPHEN HARPER IS THE CONSERVATIVE LEADER OF
CANADA.
>> A CONSERVATIVE IN CANADA IS FARTHER TO THE LEFT THAN OUR
MAINSTREAM LEFT.
>> THEY HAD A DEBATE LAST NIGHT, AND, TYPICAL,
BECAUSE IN CANADA THEY WANT TO
BE JUST LIKE US.
SO, AGAIN, THERE WERE BUFFOONISH TOPICS
THAT CAME UP.
JAYAR JACKSON PUT UP A COMPARISON OF THE CANADIAN
DEBATE AND THE GOP DEBATE ON FOX.
>> TONIGHT'S DEBATE WILL COVER BROAD SUBJECTS AT THE FRONT
OF THE VOTERS MINDS.
FOREIGN POLICY, THE STATE OF CANADA'S GOVERNMENT,
ENVIRONMENT, AND ñ
>> I WANT TO KNOW IF ANY OF THEM HAVE RECEIVE A WORD FROM GOD
ON WHAT THEY SHOULD DO AND TAKE CARE OF FIRST.
SENATOR CRUZ, START WITH YOU.
ANY WORD FROM GOD?
>> THE ECONOMY, THE CLIMATE, THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY ñ
>> AND WE'RE GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT ANGELS ñ
>> AND SANTA CLAUS IS WHITE.
DINOSAURS, WHO PLANTED THEM IN THE GROUND?
>> WE PUT DOWN EIGHTEEN CONDITIONS IN THE ORDER OF
COUNCIL APPROVING IT, THE PUBLIC THAT WAS OPPOSED TO IT WAS
ON SIDE OF IT BY THE END OF IT BECAUSE THEY KNEW THEY
COULD HAVE TRUST IN US.
>> WEíVE GOTTA STOP WORRYING ABOUT BEING LOVED, AND
WORRY ABOUT BEING RESPECTED.
>> IíVE GOT NO ILLUSIONS, NOBODY LOVES ME.
>> IT'S SO GOOD, THEY ARE CLEARLY SOBERLY TALKING ABOUT
THE ISSUES, AND THESE GUYS JUST
WANT TO FINISH WITH A SOUNDBITE.
>> THEY ARE ALL CARNIVAL BARKER'S.
>> NUMBER THREE.
>> OUR VIEW IS VERY CLEAR.
SECURITY AND FREEDOM GO HAND IN
HAND.
WE LOOK AT WHAT MODERN POWERS AND POLICE AND SECURITY
AGENCIES HAVE ACROSS OUR ALLIES, AND WE WANTED TO MAKE SURE
WE WERE UP TO THOSE STANDARDS.
>> WHAT WE NEED IS, A COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF WHO MAKES IT
CLEAR THAT IF YOU JOIN ISIS, IF YOU WAGE A JIHAD ON AMERICA, THAT YOU ARE
SIGNING YOUR DEATH WARRANT.
>> YOU DON'T SEE IT AS AN IDEOLOGICAL PROBLEM?
>> I LIKE THE LAST ONE PERHAPS BEST BECAUSE IN CANADA THEY TALK
ABOUT THE MIDDLE CLASS, AND IN AMERICA WE HAVE MIKE HUCKABEE.
>> LOWERING TAXES FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS BY ASKING THE
WEALTHIEST TO PAY MORE TAX.
WHEN YOU PUT MONEY IN THE POCKETS OF MIDDLE CLASS
CANADIANS, THE ECONOMY GROWS.
>> ITíS TIME WE RECOGNIZE THE SUPREME COURT IS NOT THE
SUPREME BEING, AND WE CAN CHANGE THE POLICY TO BE PRO-LIFE AND
PROTECT CHILDREN, INSTEAD OF RIPPING UP THEIR BODY PARTS AND
SELLING THEM LIKE THEYíRE PARTS TO A BUICK.
>> HE'S A GOOD CHRISTIAN.
>> PLAY CLIP NINE, BECAUSE IT FOLLOWS AND MAKES JIMMY'S
POINT EXACTLY.
>> THE CULTURE OF THE AMERICAN MILITARY IS DEFINITELY CHANGING.
WOMEN ARE MOVING INTO COMBAT ROLES, DON'T ASK DON'T TELL HAS
BEEN DROPPED, AND NOW THE DEFENSE
SECRETARY HAS PREPPED THE MILITARY TO PREPARE FOR A
MOMENT WHERE TRANSGENDER PEOPLE WILL JOIN.
>> THE MILITARY IS NOT A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT.
THE PURPOSE OF THE MILITARY IS KILL PEOPLE AND BREAK THINGS.
IT IS NOT TO TRANSFORM THE CULTURE BY TRYING OUT SOME
IDEAS THAT PEOPLE THINK WOULD MAKE US A DIFFERENT COUNTRY
AND MORE DIVERSE.
>> WHAT A GREAT CHRISTIAN.
>> HE'S A REALLY RELIGIOUS ONE UP THERE.
CAN WE CALL IT THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR AGAIN.
THE DEPARTMENT OF OFFENSE.
I THOUGHT IT WAS TO PROTECT AMERICA, BUT I WAS LISTENING
TO EVERY OTHER REPUBLICAN POLITICIAN BEFORE THIS.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUNDS LIKE?
THAT COVERED THE SAME ARGUMENTS THEY USED TO MAKE WHEN THEY
WANTED TO HAVE BLACK PEOPLE SERVE ALONGSIDE WHITE PEOPLE.
IF NOT A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, IT'S ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE AND
BREAKING THINGS, LIKE JESUS SAID.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ABOUT BREAKING THINGS.
>> HOW MUCH LESS LIKE JESUS CAN YOU SOUND, AND STILL PRETEND?
AT
WHAT POINT DO YOU GO, ìWE ALL KNOW
I'M FUCKING BULLSHIT.î
>> THE WORST CHRISTIAN IN AMERICA, MIKE HUCKABEE.
>> LOVE YOUR ENEMY AS YOURSELF, THAT'S WHAT JESUS SAID.
THEN
TURN THE OTHER CHEEK AND BREAK
SOME POOR FUCKING BROWN PEOPLE'S MINDS.