Here we will explore true facts about the aye aye
much like the pug the aye aye walks the delicate tightrope between radically
ugly and cute is as hell the aye aye resembles a cat who was beaten by a
vampire and then halfway through the transformation just said screw it
to give you a sense of its size here isn aye aye pictured next was slightly smaller
Aye Aye. For long time scientists thought the aye aye was a rodent because
of its rodent like from teeth that never stop growing and must constantly be worn
down
however now what is known that the aye aye is a highly specialized lemur
and trust lemurs were not too thrilled by that news
the aye aye's most amazing adaptation is it's freakishly long lengthy and middle
finger
likely human shoulder this finger has a ball and socket joint
and can rotate almost three hundred and sixty degrees around the hand
it is packed with sensory neurons and because of the energy consumes it is
only warmed up when use. this is because like the woodpecker the aye aye is
percussive hunter
to find grubs they tap on trunks and branches of trees up to eight times per
second with their creepy finger
which is probably annoying as hell
like those people who put their cereal bowls-- learn how to use a spoon
it's not an instrument as they tap they listen to the echo and feel the
vibrations to find hallow grub filled chambers
when they find they used their teeth to open a hole in the tree and use their
middle fingers sort of uh... grub dipstick
very dainty...eating
terrifying for the grub by the way
you can imagine all grubs scary stories begin with "there was a knock at the door"
I know what your thinking sicko but no no that's not an aye aye
peepee
that is and an aye aye "t-t" because the aye aye's nipples are inguinal meaning that
they're located on the lower stomach
sort of groin area
this is why the aye aye does not wear pants
don't judge
you try pulling a pair of pants up to your nipples and taking a job through the
forest
that's a recipe for chafing
just be glad your nipples migrated north with a stop before they got their chin
try wearing a bicycle helmet then. Like most mammals the aye aye follows the rule
of one-half
meaning that it's litter sizes on average one half the number of its
nipples with two nipples the aye aye has baby at a time
just like my mother always used to say
find a girl with twelve middle son. Sadly the aye aye is threatened due
to a local superstition
That if it points it's middle finger at you you have to kill it, which is very
similar to the customs of the north american fraternity party
remember this
if someone gives you the finger
they might just be hungry
or they're a total ass
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