I think normally people refer to them as the girls
I haven't named my boobs
Well this should be- why don't you let the internet name your boobs?
Okay
Camila and Lauren, done.
Group hug
Hello people of the world welcome to the internet
This week Rosie and I are gonna be talking about boobs, bras and everything in between
What's in between a boob and a bra ?
Cleavage, sometimes - There you go
This video is sponsored by Sloggi
and I am wearing Sloggi's Wow Comfort bra
WOW - I know
That's the reaction I always hope for
When you choose a bra right-
I think times have changed. When I was younger, - Yes
I wanted to be Pamela Anderson - Okay
I wanted big boobs and I would - Yes
always buy really uncomfortable bras
that hoik them up, may squeeze them in - Right
and it'd be really really really painful and I did it to show off the boys
And every time I wear a bralette
every time you touch my boobs
you go "Ohh you are not wearing a bra!" every time.
I don't just go up to her and.. - You do, she does!
Thank god to Sloggi, I have an in between. This is like a real bra but
instead of underwire, it has like mesh.
Flexy mesh! - So it doesn't hurt
I feel like if i were to eat a curry, and then sit down like this
It won't cut- It won't restrict
It wouldn't restrict my curry bloat
Supportive
Yet comfortable - Yeah
Attractive - Thank you
When we first ever got together, do you remember the moment
you took off my bra and saw my boobs for the first time?
Yeah
We were on my sofa, in my old flat
and you were wearing a black bra like this actually but it had a bit of
swirly pattern on it - You are right
Yeah I remember it
and I'm pretty sure you have black pants on as well - Yes I did
You were on top of me on the sofa and we were just kissing
and I took it off around the back of you
I was more agile back then
what- just be- what?!
I remember thinking "Oh my god what if- it's awkward what if I can't unhook her bra" I did think that
I want it to be like this like yeah
Like me? - Yeah
I have problems with bras myself.
I've never been very smooth at getting yours off.
Let's tr- let's try - Ok
Whoa what you doing? - One-handed
No, what are you doing? - What?
You can't just go in like that - Ohh
Um hi Rosie - Hi
It's really nice to meet you, do you come here often blah bla blah
oh great we've got such good chemistry
uhh, can i see the boobs? I can?
That wasn't too long, that's good - That was very good, that was very good
That's my quickest
That's the quickest i've ever done
Now do it back up - Ok
oh this isn't fun..
No, I think it'll just have to stay undone
No? Well let me do that
Can I try and do it with one hand? - Yeah
Not that I ever need, need to have that skill, really.
um but just for my CV really, in any future job roles
Should I try my left hand? Even weaker.
Ok, have you like- like
How did you do it??
Right, so I remembered your underwear and yeah your bra and pants perfectly and everything you were wearing
and I remember taking off your bra for the first time, what about me?
I'm pretty sure I didn't take your bra off that night - You didn't
So when did you take my bra off? - When did I first take your bra off..
I know when it was. - I know when it was, third date.
Yeah I took your bra off then, and you were wearing..
a red bra?
What was I- Yes I was wearing a red bra
A red bra and I think you were wearing red pants too
Probably
I think it was a matching set obviously
Sounds like me
and I think, I think I got your bra off pretty quick didn't I?
I just chewed straight through it
I don't remember it being awkward so yeah
Ok I've got a question - yeah
Whose bra would you like to remove in the whole
history of the world both past and present?
Rather than a celebrity it'd probably be one of my friends
Really? - yeah
Who then? - Well I don't even know if this person is my friend but..
Wait, how do you not know if this person is your friend?
I don't know, we haven't got there yet
It's-
It's Kira?
You fancy her don't you? - No, you do - Yes you do.
Yeah I do a little bit. But you do too don't you? - yeah
Yes, same amount as you - How do I know it's the same amount? - I don't know
This is a really great girl called Kira who works on our tour, promotion squad
and Rosie talks about her a lot
No I don't - Yes you do
You're going red
No I'm not - Yes you are
Look..
You throat burped, that means you're nervous. You do that when you're nervous.
I've seen Kate Winslet's boobies in the Titanic - Yeah, I think I've seen them- oh yeah - Duhh
Yeah I saw the one - What do you mean you saw the one?
I always look at the one
You can't have a preference ok - Yeah I can
I guess you can, I guess you can - Yeah I can
♫ Drink your tea, don't worry about me ♫
Imagine if boobs were covered with thorny roses
♫ Imagine if boobs were covered in thorny roses ♫
It will prick your finger
Imagine if that was the bra Jesus would wear
I've got two boobs
They are called Lauren and Camila for no reason at all
I just like those names
-Mine are called Albus and Severus No one asked
Boobs
and bras
also cars
'cos when you think about it you can have a boob in the car
It couldn't drive but it's definitely there
-Wear a bra in a car
Imagine if a boob could drive, and cars were driven by boobs
Tell me Rosie do you remember the first time we had
you know what and you took off my bra
Yes I do, and I remember I told you you have lovely boobs
That's true and then you said oh
You've got some lovely boobs and I said
do you wanna touch them some more
and you said yes please if you doth
consent and I said why are you using
Shakespearean words this is weird but
I like weird, this is weird, but I like weird, touch the left one!
why don't you name her too, you said okay
but can I call you boo, I said do you smell that
smell of poo, that was me, it's our second date
I was nervous
I ate some M&Ms
It didn't agree, and you said doth it not agree?
I said stop talking to me like that
Shakespearean rap, I said yeah
If you hadn't seduced me before, I'm all yours
Alright guys, to sum up I say go forth, be body and boob
confident. When you think about it, boobs
are like brains, only on your chest
with zero self reflection
-It's correct, yeah
I know it's correct - the dog's breath is terrible!
Alright guys, check out the link in the
description box below and we will see
you this time next week
love to all and all a good boob