(upbeat drumming)
- May I have room service please?
- [Operator] Sure, go ahead.
- I would like, shrimp cocktails.
I also would like a chicken fingers and fries,
a bacon cheese burger deluxe.
Is there anything that you recommend for desserts?
I need to eat every couple hours.
Can I get two (beep) please?
- [Operator] Sure not a problem.
- I like a breakfast
and then I like a mid-morning breakfast.
And then I like a lunch.
(knocking)
- Service.
- Midday lunch, and then a dinner.
(folk-style singing)
This is great.
And then a snack.
Maybe a midnight snack.
I like my foods.
- Hey, Mikes, you got some foods?
- [Mike] Yep.
- You know we're going to dinner in like
40 minutes right, what did you?
(mellow music)
- Mike's stuffing his face.
He ordered room service.
We're gonna eat in a minute.
- [Ronnie] What is this?
- [Mike] Like some cheese plate they brought in.
- I think Mike's eating his heart out right now
because you know what he knows that if (beep)
goes south at trial he only gets three meals a day.
I hear it's not that good.
- Well I think I ate enough for now. (laughs)
I will start to get ready for desserts.
- Can you just picture him being a dad?
- Yes. - Yes.
- He's gonna be an amazing dad.
- Yeah.
- I remember him coming to see Lorenzo
when he was small, and he would hold him and be like hmmm.
- He flew in to see Malani too.
- Yeah he's going to be a great dad.
- He loves kids.
- Yeah, One for Jane, no I want an actual piece.
- [Mike] No I'm going to have one separate for these two.
Then I'll get.
- [Ronnie] With only one fork.
Is that your piece Mike?
- [Mike] I love Funfetti, its my favorite cake.
Yeah you know what I'm saying, like listen
I don't drink, I don't drug, I don't smoke,
I don't even drive fast anymore, but food,
give it to Big Daddy Sitch.
- [Angela] Oh my god, Mike is living right now.
- [Snooki] Mike is so happy now.
- I'm living my best life right now.
- [Pauly D] Where's Mike?
(suspence music)
- You guys are going to like the tanning salon.
- Mike comes with us to GTL and I'm like wow
this guy use to be Mister GTL.
Now it's like what the (beep) happened.
- [Angela] You're team blue.
I'm team blue, you're team pink.
- [Mike] I'm both.
- I will be honest with you I don't know what a gender
reveal party is.
- Do we give the teddy bear to her now or later?
- And most importantly, what are they serving at the gender
reveal party?
- Oh, I didn't know that they had a lot of food in here
like this. - [Girl] Yeah.
- [Mike] I'm supposed to be on a diet but it's Sunday,
so it is cheat day, a little salami's, you know,
I actually get so excited for cheat day because it's just
a whole day of living my best life.
This cheese is good just taste it.
(pooka music)
There's hot appetizers, there's cold appetizers.
We'll try a little of pasta's.
A pasta station, endless, it just like, whew!
I'm excited.
- [Pauly D] Where are we going tonight does anybody know?
- [Vinny] Headliner. - [Mike] Headliners?
- There's a burger challenge,
they got like a monster burger, like a big one.
- Ah-huh.
- So, we thought that maybe you would
enjoy the festivities.
- [Mike] Yo. - [Vinny] It's like,
- Yo. - So don't eat
- Yo, I like where your head's at.
Listen, any type of exercise is not my area,
but a burger challenge, that's my language.
You guys eat breakfast?
- Nothing (beep).
- Nothing, bro you are our horse today.
We have been training our thoroughbred, Mike, to have this
burger challenge at Headliners.
- What you guys thought was that your man lost
the whole situation, just because to lose it.
In all actuality he lost it for this challenge,
he's been training for years for this very moment.
- He's been training for along time.
- What you guy's didn't know is that
day is today.
- My life's event has culminated to this one event.
- Do I have to give you a pee key tone test right now?
- Oh no, I usually so have a pee test
like every 10 days though.
- No seriously, I do.
- He beat drugs.
- [Vinny] He beat alcohol.
- He beat all them temptations
but this burger don't got no chance.
- The only thing Mike hasn't beaten is the IRS, yet!
- Yet.
- You know your (beep) the railing.
(upbeat music)
- I think Mike is gonna really do this challenge.
- Mike's going to kill it.
- Some see a challenge, but I see an opportunity.
- Opportunity for diabetes.
(chuckle)
- [Angela] There's the music. (rap song)
- It's a two-pound burger, you have to finish it
in 10 minutes.
- I'll do it.
- You guys should all just do it.
- We're gonna share a burger.
- [Pauly D] Do your stretches, your arms first.
- [Vinny] Yeah you have to work up an appetite.
- [Pauly D] Warm them arms up.
- [Vinny] Don't cramp up, don't cramp up, slow, slow.
Form is better than fast.
- Mike is like a fat rock to me right now.
My man is warming up, he is going to (beep) beast this
challenge.
Give me a one two. One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four, five.
There you go, there you go.
- [Pauly D] You ready for this.
- [Mike] Yep.
- [Vinny] You want us to just hold like a bucket,
under your ass just in case you (beep) it out?
Oh, my god look at that (beep) thing.
- [Mike] Oh my god.
- [Pauly D] Oh my god.
- Hell, yeah you got that (beep), hell yeah.
- This burger is huge, its like 20 patties,
filled with cheese and bacon, and onion rings and a big
thick bun.
I don't know of anybody that can eat this.
- [J Wow] You ready Mike? - [Mike] I'm ready for this.
- Mike it's all three of us verses you.
- I'm living my best life baby.
- Are you ready?
- So with this challenge Mike has to eat this whole burger
and the fries, but we have Vinny, Pauly and Ron
on another burger.
And we're gonna see who can win the burger challenge.
- [Vinny] All right Mike boom, let's get it!
- [J Wow] Can I get the pickle?
- I'm looking at this burger right now
and I know of only one way to do it, maximum effort.
- [John] This is the Headliner Burger Challenge, you got
10 minutes, it has never ever been done.
Are you ready? - [Crowd] Yeah!
- [John] Go.
(Mike screams in anticipation)
(background noise drowns out other sounds)
- This is happening.
- Go!. (suspense music)
- [Angelina] I don't know if you can actually
be able to do this but more power to you if you do.
- Come on you have to work on them carbs.
- This challenge was meant for Mike.
This is gonna be epic.
(upbeat music)
- [Snooki] Mike, you better beat them.
- I've been training for months, living my best life
just to do this competition today.
Big Daddy Sitch is going
to bring home the W, if you're not first you're last.
- Come one Mike.
- There are like eight patties, onion rings.
- You got this Mike!
- And it has to be eaten in 10 minutes.
- Mike, your'e losing.
- You are four versus one right now,
what do you mean.
(chanting)
- Mike!
- Somebody get him a blender.
- Stop cheering for yourself and eat it.
- I know this is a 10 minute competition.
- Hurry, Hurry.
- [Mike] But this burger is delicious right now,
the meat is perfectly cooked, cheese burgers with a pickle,
onion rings on the side, amazing, okay, a 10.
- [Snooki] Michael
- Mike your slowing down your almost at a halt.
You didn't put a dent in that yet.
- [Mike] No he didn't.
- Have you ever seen like a competitive eater,
they eat like a beast they don't enjoy the food
they shovel it into their mouth,
but Mike like is enjoying the food.
He's like, a french fry, an onion ring, My bro that's
not how your gonna to win the competition.
We finished ours.
- You can't rush greatness.
- [John] 30 seconds.
- [Pauly D] 30 seconds, last stretch here Mike,
at least eat the protein.
He's enjoying everything, like Mike
shove a burger in your mouth.
- Five, four, three, two, one. (buzz).
- You're a failure!
- I may have done better in this competition
if the funfetti cake was in there.
- Go home.
- That was not your best work.
I have seen him eat more than this yesterday.
- Wait Mike (upbeat music).
- [Pauly D] What the? - [Vinny] Mike!
- Listen the perfect thing to wash down a burger
is none other than the chicken finger.
- [J Wow] Ohw, I hit my head.
- This looks nice
Yeah this is fancy.
- Can I get the se curo roll, please.
- Yes.
- [Mike] I will get the se cero roll
and the shrimp salmon roll, oh and and I'm going to do
the albacore sashimi, two of them is fine,
and then I'll have the lamb chops.
Is there anything else that you recommend besides that?
- [Mike] Oh, all right, I'll have that.
Does it come with french fries?
- This year Mike is auditioning to be the next host
of Man versus Food.
- [Mike] Wow, that soft shell crabs.
- [Angela] Its huge.
- [Mike] Can I Get One Of Those?
(beep)
- Wow that looks good.
(gentle upbeat music)
- [Pauly D] This is the best days of my life
in the shower.
(cheering)
- What just happened just now?
(upbeat music)
- I got my lady at home, we just got
engaged I'm very happy with my fiance, we're looking
to put down some roots, have some kids.
Okay, but I'm in Vegas right now, with these animals.
They're on the stripper pole getting butt naked,
asses everywhere.
When you watch porn its not cheating right?
Laurence I see nothing save me.
- No, no no no no no no no, I'm engaged, engaged man.
This is literally the devils play ground.
What is happening in there?
- [Ronnie] Wow that's awesome.
- See what happens when the girls leave.
- Not today Satan.
- These girls are twerking everywhere,
twerking on the couch, twerking on Vinny,
twerking on the Pauly.
Me and Mike like--
- [Vinny] Let's go chill.
- I have stood the test of all types of Satan tonight.
- She's over there chilling.
- With liquor in her hand,
she's like I'm here for the refreshments.
I'm actually waiting for
my burger and fries right now.
- [Ronnie] Are you really?
- As long as I get one first I don't even care.
- They don't need any, there're occupied.
Oh my God, fries, yo, take what you want.
That's mine, oh look at this, Big Daddy Sitch.
If you want to be a good friend take the burgers in there
and be like, look what I got! and you will be like
the king of the party.
- Do you think they want this right now?
- They might. - I don't think they do.
- We'll see what happens.
(laughing)
- [Roonie] I am currently in charge of safety
and these girls
have got to replenish there electrolytes with
tomatoes, lettuce, we just applied the ketchup.
- Are you guys hungry?
- [Girls] Yes, we hungry.
- [Girl] I got food.
- [Vinny] Not a good time to give the girls food,
I'm like what are you doing?
- It's my birthday, It's my birthday.
- Is it, Is it?
- Yes.
- Good for you.
The Ron and Jen drama, God that (beep) is crazy.
And right now dude, I just need some food.
I'm on a covert operation, I have to get in this
buffet before the Keedo weedo wakes up.
(whimsical music)
I love a good buffet, the food is already there,
it is already prepared
and it is waiting for Big Daddy Sitch.
Oh, pursue it.
Oh, you got to help yourself here.
Get me some bacons.
Start the morning off right right now.
The buffet is just magical. (whimsical music)
Perfect crime.
- [Pauly D] We really doing this my dude.
Mike you're the flower girl?
- [Mike] Why would I be the flower girl?
- [Ronnie] Because your dressed like the flower girl.
Why are you dressed like that?
I wouldn't put my niece in that.
- Okay fine, fine.
- [Ronnie] Lets do this.
- What is happening here.
- Hi, I would like to get married please.
- [Receptionist] Wonderful, when was you hoping to do that?
- Right now.
- [Receptionist] Right now, alright.
- Do you do bromitment?
- [Receptionist] Do you guys what to hear a little bit
about our packages?
- [Pauly D] Hell yeah, one of the reasons I'm not going
down is because of his package you feel.
- You guys might be interested in our endless
love package.
- What is that?
- Its a beautiful package,
It comes with six rose bouquet.
Two flower baskets,
this would be for your flower girl.
It also comes with a six inch cake.
- [Pauly D] Nice.
- [Vinny] Nice, now your speaking my language.
- Endless love.
- I'm a little jealous right now that Pauly and Vinny
get to seal the deal before Big Daddy Stich.
- There's the cake.
- I'll hold that.
(laughing)
- [Pauly D] You got something I could wear maybe?
- [Receptionist] We have blazers.
- Like a blazer or something. - A blazer is nice.
- Here you go. - Thank you so much.
This is just my size. (laughing)
- If you guy's just want to follow me?
- [Ronnie] I never thought that boy's weekend
would end up with two of my boys getting married.
This gets weirder and weirder.
Make sure he doesn't get cold feet Mike,
and don't eat the cake!
- [Mike] Wow, you look gorgeous.
- [Vinny] I look like a beekeeper.
- [Pauly D] You guy's are so beautiful together, it's crazy.
- [Ronnie] I know, its perfect. He's white and your tan.
I know.
- [Mike] Peace be with you - Alright, and also with you.
Don't eat the cake.
(church organ)
- [Pauly D] My man. Good to meet you man.
- [Elvis] My pleasure, my privilege.
- This is definitely the first time I have
gone any where near a wedding chapel in Las Vegas.
You know walk in there,
and you just smell regret. (cheerful wedding music)
- [Pauly D] I don't think your suppose to throw them on
your head Dog.
- [Ronnie] You suppose to throw the flowers,
not the macaroni. (laughing) - [Mike] What do you mean?
- [Pauly D] You suppose to throw the flowers on the floor.
Your the worse ring girl ever.
- [Elvis] Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm gonna ask everyone to please rise.
- [Pauly D] You look gorgeous.
- Thank you, how you doing sir?
- How are you Vinny?
- [Pauly D] Never pictured my bride to have a beard.
But here we go.
- Dearly beloved we are here in Las Vegas
to unite Pauly D and Vinny, with the commitment that could
only be shared by two guys, a bromitment.
This is a very big step, because you are pledging
each others loyalty, friendship, and true love
as brothers for one another.
- [Pauly D] Right now an entire lifetime with Vinny that
I've spent is all flashing threw my mind, how we met,
what we've done together, everything from Jersey
to Miami to Italy.
We've gone threw so much together,
and being able to joke around him about it,
taking it to the next level.
Its official that's the bond that's
the bromitment right there.
Vinny, Every since the moment you walked in that
shore house, the second we worked together
at the T-shirt shop,
before you had a beard, and I met your family
in Staten Island, and I realized Staten Island
is an actual Island, I knew that, that
one was going to be you.
- Pauly, we don't look like we belong together.
Your orange, I'm pale, you have muscles, I don't.
But at the end of the day your the yin to my yang.
I want to do T-shirt time together for the rest of our life.
- Mike stop eating cake!
- I'm sorry.
(beep)
- Up my whole bromitment.
- Pauly D would you please present Vinny's ring.
Place it on his left ring finger.
- [Vinny] Honestly don't tell him this its like a gold
band and the guy is covered in diamonds.
You could've give me a little bit of ice, come on bro.
- By the power invested in my shaky left leg.
I pronounce both of you brother and brother.
You may kiss or hug your brother the option is yours,
take it home.
- I love you!
(cheering)
- We did it!
- Oh (beep) does that mean I'm related
to uncle Nino now?
(cheering)
- [Mike] I almost forgot the cake, forgot the cake.