[music]
Oh man, this salad looks good. What did you get?
It's yogurt.
That's all you're having for lunch?
[Gurgling] Soon it will be cheese
Soon it will be cheese
Well if you want some of my salad, you can have it
(gasp) Thank you, Pretty Patrick
We'll be back to the Pretty Patrick Lunchtime Marathon after the break
Oh man, I love this show
Stay tuned, we're playing every episode of Pretty Patrick Lunchtime
leading up to a special new episode
Where we reveal
Pretty Patrick's
favorite food!
Ooh, I gotta know, I gotta know!
(knocking on the door)
Touch my hair
yeah, okay? Ah
that's toilet water
Ew
I haven't seen you in a while, Cardamon. How's School?
It's okay
How's your mom?
Still sleeping
Your toilet is leaking
into my toilet
I'll fix it for you.
oh, you don't have to do that
of course I do
I'm your landlord now
We're not supposed to have pets in the building
Well, he... pays rent
Soft... also fat
Come watch TV with us. There's a new special episode of Pretty Patrick Lunchtime at 9:00!
I can't, it's my job to fix your toilet problems.
[toy hammer squeaking]
I need more room to work.
Oh, okay
More room, back up further
further
[bird squawking]
[waves and seagulls flying by]
This is as far as we can go
Come on, Puppycat. Let's go find a TV
Ugh, I don't like water
[bubbling]
Homie
Homie... homie
I guess the best bet is a cafe.
There's a lot of them. One's gotta be playing the Pretty Patrick Lunchtime marathon
Cleavage dude
let's go!
Ahh! Cleavage? Cleavage, dude?
Hmmm...
[yelling]
Popsicle cleavage?
Hmm...
Hot dog cleavage?
Ugh!
Ice cream cleavage?
None of the places are playing a show we like
I don't like telling people what to do
Hmm. I like that we like the same show, Puppycat
If I could, I'd buy us our own cafe
We could watch Pretty Patrick Lunchtime all day
Deckard could work there, and Cass could program some kind of anti-breaking toilet
so when Cardamon, visits he won't have to fix it
Money! Temp-Bot is a huge TV!
Ah. Ugh, I got sand in my suit.
We just gotta go over there and ask Temp-Bot to just
let us hang out and watch her until the new episode of Pretty Patrick Lunchtime comes on at 9:00.
Butt cleavage?
Yay
Yeah, cool.
Wha- What?
No cleavage...
[heavy breathing]
Oh, God. Ugh
Ow! Ah, Ooh
Why does it get so hot?
Ugh...
Too many hot dogs...
[meowing]
[splash]
Yeah, you got it!
Ugh
I hate water! I hate water!
[hissing]
Ha! Not just me, also cats
Hmm... are you hungry?
Yeah, I know
Haha, yeah you could!
Why?
Hello, Puppycat. Hello, Bee. My two chubby babies! How you both today? Are you ready for some temp work?
Shh! We just need you to be a TV for a few hours. Do you have a remote?
Oh
[laughing]
No, you gotta work.
Wait, but...
When does he get an outfit!?
Transporting you to CatHead Planet!
Ahhh!
Have fun, little flapjacks!
Hey, I worked at a cat cafe before.
Wow
Fancy Fancy
Puppycat, why is there so much fabric in the crotch? There's a lot!
But cats hate water, though!
Wow!
Uh oh...
[all at once] Oh! Wow!
A new cafe pet! Its so cute. Would you like a pastry?
Oh, hell yeah!
It's made out of fish
Uh...
[gasp]
Wait, do I get to be a cat?
Yeah, of course. Usually we have a bunch of different pets to fawn over, but you're the only one today.
Do you have a TV?
Why, yes we do!
You're all so nice
Come on, Puppycat. Let's go watch Pretty Patrick Lunchtime!
Do you have everything you need?
Yes, thanks.
[giggling]
I can't see!
[burp]
[all] Oooh!
[laughing]
We now return to the Pretty Patrick marathon!
[howling]
Oh, they forgot to leave out the tomatoes. Do you want it?
[squeak]
It's so gross-looking!
Your body... is terrible! You're not cute enough to be a pet here
[Pretty Patrick] And its like, haha, wow!
Shh, Puppycat, I'm trying to listen to Patrick.
Quit harassing our pet!
[Door slam]
They are winter pajamas, but it's also a dinosaur costume.
[Pretty Patrick] Pumpkin pie, rhubarb pie
Ugh!
Your coat! It's ruined.
It's okay. It's not big deal
I'm always messy at home
Looks like we're gonna have to clean you up.
You're gonna lick me!?
Ah, wait! So who's gonna lick me?
We don't clean with tongues here.
Silly, we're in the bath house. We're gonna dump you in a bath.
What? Oh no
[All together] Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!
No, no, no!
No water! Just lick me, you jerks.
We don't do that anymore!
No water!
[screaming]
Puppycat!
Come here!
What? You didn't see any of it?
I'm sorry, I was too busy eating to pay attention to you. I'm a worst pet owner ever.
Huh?
Puppycat?
[Meowing]
[All] Ew!
Oh, god, we need baths!
[phone dings]
[Sigh] Our toilet is fixed
[shattering]
No cleavage?
Aww, we just missed the new episode. Huh?
Oh, a giraffe?
Dear Bee, I taped that show you wanted to watch. Oh, Yes! Did you hear that, Puppycat?
Oh...
I don't know why you'd want to watch a show where a guy just eats a pile of mashed potatoes, but I'm not one to judge
Ugh, spoilers.
[Light clicks off]
[Temp-bot] Initiating payment