[music playing]
Oh, hey, there.
I'm here with the one-and-only Oprah today.
We're both in the hot seat to answer my burning questions.
Favorite smell in the world?
Gardenia.
Lemon and eucalyptus.
Favorite word that begins with O?
Rio.
[laughing] That doesn't begin with O.
- Oreo. - Oreo!
Oh, I thought you said Rio, like the--
Oreo.
That's my favorite word that begins with O.
Oh, wee, oh, that?
Like from the Wizard of Oz?
Like Oreo cookie.
Oh, I thought it was, oh, wee, oh, oh-oh.
[laughing] No, that's two.
That I love that too.
- I love that. - Yeah.
Oh, wee, oh, oh-oh.
I do love that.
My favorite word that begins with O is Oprah.
Good.
If we were in a band together, what would our name be?
O and E.
Why is yours first?
EO.
EO, oh-yo-oh.
Oprah, you have a food line called O, That's Good.
What's something that makes you feel good?
The most feel good is rolling in the grass with my dogs!
Gross.
[laughs]
I-- your food line has unexpected food pairings,
like mashed potatoes and cauliflower.
Besides O, That's Good, what's your favorite comfort food?
Cheese!
My comfort food, oh, boy, pasta!
[laughter]
Your go-to karaoke song?
"R-E-S-P-E-C-T," [singing] find out what it means to me.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care, TCB, oh, sock it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me.
Advice you'd give your 21-year-old self?
Relax, girl, you're going to be right.
Mm, don't get that perm.
[laughter]
That's what I'd tell myself.
That was a horrible idea.
That was a phase that people were
doing for a while was perms.
Yeah, I had one for a long, long time.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I lost all my hair--
bald.
I want to see that photo.
OK.
And then you wore a wig?
No, I didn't.
You just were bald?
I was bald and then had a little teeny, teeny Afro.
A teeny Afro there, like on your forehead?
It can continue.
All right.
Your favorite G-rated curse word?
Shazam.
Do you say that a lot?
No, but you just asked me what's my favorite.
I know, but--
I just loved it.
A G-rated curse word, [bleep]
[laughter]
If you had to get a tattoo, what would it be?
Oh, it would definitely be like the nuzzle part,
just this little part of the Sadie's face.
Oh.
[laughter]
I didn't know what--
what is your ATM PIN number, Oprah?
You don't know.
I--
You have no idea.
I don't have one.
No, I don't--
When's the last time you went to the bank, Ellen?
I-- a long, long, long time ago.
A long time ago, yeah.
A long time ago, when I deposited like $5,000,
and I was so excited.
Yeah.
I went to bank recently, because I hadn't been to the bank
since 1988.
What did you go to the bank for?
To deposit $1 million.
Really?
Yeah, I just wanted to--
Like a check?
Yeah.
I just wanted to go there just to do it, just to see.
You stood in line?
[laughing] I stood in line.
And deposited $1 million?
Yeah, just to do it.
Wow.
How did that feel?
It felt fantastic.
I bet it did.
It was fantastic.
That's fantastic.
[laughter]
[dinging]
That's all.
[laughing] Actually, it was $2 million.
[laughter]
Welcome to my "Show Me More Show,"
Today, we've got some of this.
What was happening here?
All right, OK.
And this.
And pull.
Whoa!
Oh!
Oh, OK.
And you're going to want to see this.
[rapping] Don't forget, girls, what's my weakness?
Men.
OK then.
Let's go.