>> DIEGO: Okay, hi.
Um, welcome to the Diego show.
Uh, the best show in the whole wide Mexico.
[Intro music]
Today, today we have a very special guest.
He’s a world champion heavyweight boxer, actor, singer, Mike Tyson.
Hi Mike.
>> MIKE TYSON: Man, I just can’t tell you Diego, I can’t believe that I’m here with you.
It’s been an, um, aspiration to be in your presence for many years.
>> DIEGO: That is, that is, that’s very nice.
>> MIKE TYSON: No, no you’re very nice.
>> DIEGO: I don’t believe you, but that’s very nice.
>> MIKE TYSON: No, believe me, you’re very nice brother.
>> DIEGO: Mike, how are you feeling today?
>> MIKE TYSON: I feel pretty vigorous, I feel happy, I feel motivated, I feel like conquering the world dude.
Really, dude.
>> DIEGO: I’m not gonna lie, I’m kinda scared right now.
>> MIKE TYSON: You should be scared.
Cause we’re gonna have a party when the interview is over, we’re gonna party, we’re gonna
we're gonna do a whole bunch of stuff!
>> DIEGO: Oh I see. Uh, can...
can you call my... >> MIKE TYSON: With Flavor Flav...huh?
>> DIEGO: Can you guys call my lawyer?
Okay, uh...
>> MIKE TYSON: Your lawyer?
You’re at a party.
You can’t call your lawyer for partying.
>> DIEGO: What was your favorite arrest, ever?
>> MIKE TYSON: My favorite arrest?
>> DIEGO: Yes.
>> MIKE TYSON: My favorite arrest, I would have to say, is when I, um, bought a um, a ferrari and I didn’t
know how to drive a ferrari and it was idling and it was like ????? or something and it just went through the window.
The glass window, it went through.
>> DIEGO: I, I have no idea what’s going on right now.
>> MIKE TYSON: My car went through the glass window and I had to get arrested because of, um, property damage.
>> DIEGO: Oh, oh okay. I see.
That’s a pretty good one.
>> MIKE TYSON: It was pretty good, yeah.
>> DIEGO: How many kids do you have?
>> MIKE TYSON: I have seven children.
>> DIEGO: Do you have any kids you, you don’t know about?
>> MIKE TYSON: It’s a possibility, but they never claimed me.
>> DIEGO: It’s a possibility for me too.
>> MIKE TYSON: Yeah.
>> DIEGO: Mike, what’s the secret to a good marriage?
>> MIKE TYSON: Bad memory.
>> DIEGO: Yeah, cause I have problems with my wife.
>> MIKE TYSON: Ask me what I did last night.
>> DIEGO: What did you do last night Mike?
>> MIKE TYSON: I don’t remember.
>> DIEGO: You once said that secret to a happy life is a happy marriage.
Were, were you…
how many drinks did you have when you said that?
>> MIKE TYSON: No, I think I was sober when I said that.
I play the big role as the slave, you know.
I'm the... I’m pretty much the slave guy.
If my wife says something I do it.
>> DIEGO: It looks like the house of a master.
>> MIKE TYSON: Well, um…
>> DIEGO: A master, a master of memory loss.
Okay, Mike, if I, if I gave you a beat right now, could you freestyle?
>> MIKE TYSON: Me?
>> DIEGO: Yeah.
>> MIKE TYSON: I believe I can.
>> DIEGO: Okay, here we go.
Ready...
One, two, ready, go.
[Mike making weird noises]
>> MIKE TYSON: Am I beatboxer or are you the rapper?
>> DIEGO: I don’t know, that was the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.
>> MIKE TYSON: No it wasn’t, you can’t see!
>> DIEGO: Okay, let’s, let’s try again. Here we go...
One, two, ready, go.
>> MIKE TYSON: I’m Mikey T, I’m in the house…
I’m.. why did I say that?
>> DIEGO: That was really good.
>> MIKE TYSON: No.
>> DIEGO: Should we do it one more time?
>> MIKE TYSON: No, I don’t wanna do it anymore.
>> DIEGO: I think that’s number 1 on iTunes right there.
>> MIKE TYSON: You’re lying.
>> DIEGO: The only time I lie is around my wife.
>> MIKE TYSON: Why?
>> DIEGO: It’s just easier that way, you know.
Mike, if you had a time machine...
>> MIKE TYSON: Yes... >> DIEGO: Where would you go?
>> MIKE TYSON: To hell.
>> DIEGO: Okay, great.
Do you like Donald Trump?
>> MIKE TYSON: Donald Trump.
>> DIEGO: Yes.
>> MIKE TYSON: Well, we gotta get the country out of the dump, so I say you go with Donald Trump.
>> DIEGO: Wow, I never thought of it that way.
>> MIKE TYSON: You tell them about my mother.
I tell them about your mother.
We talk about people's mothers, but when I win, I win, when you win, you win, we have to accept that.
>> DIEGO: Well, my, my mother abandoned me, so did my father.
>> MIKE TYSON: (Bleep) your mother, then.
Your father ain’t worth a damn.
>> DIEGO: Mike, would you ever run for president?
>> MIKE TYSON: Of what particular universe?
>> DIEGO: I’m not even American, so I’m not the right…
>>MIKE TYSON: No, you’re American, you live here. You're American.
>> DIEGO: I, not legally, but, just keep that on the down low, please.
Mike, do you speak Spanish?
>> MIKE TYSON: Poquito.
>> DIEGO: Very good.
You think I could borrow some money?
>> MIKE TYSON: No.
>> DIEGO: Mike Tyson.
Thank you so much.
>> MIKE TYSON: Thank you Diego, it was a pleasure.
>> DIEGO: This was a lot of fun. >> MIKE TYSON: It was nice to meet you.
>> DIEGO: Okay, okay, okay, alright.
>> MIKE TYSON: Hey Rocco!
You wanna meet our little buddy here, Diego.
>> DIEGO: Who’s Rocco?
>> MIKE TYSON: A guy that causes a lot of trouble.
>> DIEGO: A little…causes trouble, does he look like you?
>> MIKE TYSON: That’s what they say.
>> DIEGO: A little guy, that looks like you…
>> MIKE TYSON: Are you scared of Diego?
>> DIEGO: Yeah... I’m, I’m scared of Rocco.
What do you mean scared of Diego?
>> MIKE TYSON: Well, come here and sit here and say hi to Diego.
>> DIEGO: Hi Rocco.
>> MIKE TYSON: Hi Diego.
>> ROCCO: Hi Diego.
>> DIEGO: Hi Rocco.
>> MIKE TYSON: Diego is a nice guy.
You wanna... what do you wanna do with him Rocco?
>> DIEGO: He’s touching my face.
>> MIKE TYSON: Really?
Bite his fingers.
[Bite sound] [Mike laughs]
What do you think about that Rocco?
Oh, hey!
You can’t do that.
>> DIEGO: That hurt.
That hurt.
Do you believe in Jesus?
>> MIKE TYSON: I believe in Mars.
I believe in flying saucers.
Jimmy Hoffer is still alive.
>> DIEGO: I believe this interview is over.
Thank you Mike.
>> MIKE TYSON: You’re welcome Diego.
>> DIEGO: I love you buddy.
>> MIKE TYSON: You’re a liar.
You’re a (bleep) liar.
>> DIEGO: Okay, great.
>> MIKE TYSON: I don’t know what the hell I’m doing talking to the puppet, I’m losing my mind.
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