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Oh fucking cable! Before this video starts, I'm gonna say that you can buy this shirt at the description and that's
and that and there it is because good vibes because
The Internet's full of shit and let's not do that you know? News is depressing, drama's
depressing so let's just fucking get along! And thus the shirt came into play, regardless welcome back to this shit. With all the shit
That's happening in the world. Let's just laugh and stuff cuz uh
Again, don't really have to explain that one. Oh someone just posted a fuck ton of them
Let's do this. Not doing the top one cuz I feel like a lot of people would think that's racist, so we're gonna go to
This one! You can't even say the word black nowadays. Uh people thinking you're racist. It's like no
I was just describing the color of my shed, but nooo
Found on r/mildlyinteresting
Mmmmmmmmmmn
Look you're not wrong,
But you're not right, you know what I mean? I can appreciate you being a forward thinker and making the most of space
But no
It looks like you got enough space in and around the outside to put other stuff on unless that little bit to the left
Is a curtain in which case don't put anything in that fucking corner. I like this. I feel like -
*Crickets chirping*
My brain went instantly to - oh that's really kinky - hey look a smiley face
Look! The two eyes and a mouth!
Who knew kinky wear could be so happy. Apart from I feel as if the ikea hat, you slap a supreme logo on there
And it's 1,400 dollars on eBay because why because I don't know what's wrong with people nowadays
DIY I feel like this is the perfect subreddit for someone who goes into Ikea
And just doesn't read the manual and ends up creating like an origami wooden horse instead of a shelving unit the best kind of DIY
Yep, that's that is the best kind of DIY the picture doesn't even fucking exist anymore the possibilities do elaborate okay plant your succulents
Fucking succ of the two C's. That's probably where Succ came from I'm getting sidetracked plant your succulents in this fun. Funky Tie planter
What sorry?
Utilizing old clothes is definitely a popular way to make strange and unique planters other than ties you can use shoes hats or even bras
BRUH
Uhm I mean
yeah, but no
At first glance if I just see those five ties on like that kind of hanger
I think oh they're doing laundry
And you just left it around the house either that or it looks like stuff is just growing out of it that shouldn't be there
You know I feel like there was an attempt made, but it's a swing and a miss. Ham crown just in time for Coachella
Do you wanna know what I love about Coachella regardless of the music and oh my god Beychella! cuz the internet was fucking crazy about that
I'll be honest and say to you that I watched the first 20 minutes of Coachella or uh Beychella Beyonce
And I didn't know any of her songs apart from surfboard because it was a meme for a while
and apart
I really cared about is Destiny's Child getting back together cuz my childhood and everyone's childhood if you're over 18 beside from that
It's just the fact that hipsters can roam free and you can they they can wear what they want
But what they want to wear is fucking whack jobs it's like the beautiful thing about living in LA is
walking down the street and seeing someone in the corner of your eye that you've seen like you've seen this outfit on the internet or
Something like that
But you didn't think anyone would actually wear it so you walk along and you see someone you're like wow
You actually exist it's like a Chauncey in the Safari and Pokemon you're like holy shit. You're a real living thing
You know I just want off on a million different tangents there
But that's how my brain works! The slowness of a smart car and the ugliness of a semi-truck
I'm trying to figure out what they're going for. I understan-
It's a smart car and they wanted to make a truck. You know I have no words for this one
I'm very happy leaving DIY with this one because I literally just, I don't know, I don't fucking know
Normally I have something trying witty to try and respond with no
All right, John Gillespie, I'm trusting you your first one was good. I'm trusting for the second one. just saying one job
What a time to be alive breaking news breaking news banner. That can accommodate 2 lines of text
That's nice dear yep. Everyone deserves to be treated equally it doesn't matter if you're black or
No. Don't say that
Don't say that
That's a fucking yikers
again just
Nothing there. See you think this is a
Two-parter the first one is yellow the second one is normal
Black yellow brown or normal no it's white
There is no difference
You're wild you're wild that's so bad do not publish for a first lady barbara Bush dies
Why is Oh a 92 do not publish and it's published very nice, but I like the way
It's you can't even put the word dies
It's kinda like the whole YouTube algorithm thing you put the word dies in you're instantly getting demonitized
Doesn't matter watching the video for example, my cards videos get monetized most of the time
But for example my Sea of Thieves footage that had hijacked in the title No
That's a no-go and if thieves in the title
Hijack in the title but Cards Against Humanity where people are weirdly fucking each other whatever the hell the card was is
Perfectly fine for advertisers like this can't put dies in you're not gonna get adverts. never noticed it when it was bolted down
Yeah, wanna know what this looks like this looks like? this looks like someone who really wants to clickbait a thumbnail, but kind of reverts last second and goes nah
Takes back the arrows /r/nothing
I feel like this is gonna be absolutely nothing and I'm gonna get bamboozled hold on. underscore nothing
There it is yep. There's four people, right now, in the world looking at nothing
Phenomenal
Thank you
Uncle jokes, not even dad jokes I aspire to be the best dad joke teller of all time not even that uncle jokes
That's a whole different fuckin level. Let's have a look my lesbian neighbors bought me a Rolex for my birthday
I don't think they understood when I said "I wanna watch"
Yeah Monica Lewinsky walks through dry cleaners with a stained dress
Understandably embarrassed by the situation she mumbles "could you please remove the stain?" not quite
catching what she says the proprietor says "come again?" "No" Lewinsky says sadly "this time It's mustard"
That's Oh
God we don't know Monica Lewinsky is Google it kids because he did not have sex with that woman
Supposedly, I'm gonna be an uncle when you're hitting it from the back. He turns around and moans da- ahhh dad i'm cumming. hi cumming i'm dad
These are bad for even me so basically it's a dad joke a little bit more sexual
a girl is fucking her boyfriend at her parents house her father after being woken by the noise goes upstairs and starts to check
and walks in on them "Dad!" She exclaimed x2 in a panic. "I'm sorry" the dad being a dad replies. "Hi, sorry
I'm dad." He then turns to the boyfriend, "Are you fuckin sorry?" nope
No, my son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class wank him off, I said "Son,
That's three this year, maybe teaching isn't for you"
AH NOO
Ah fuckin noo
no (nervous laughter)
I don't like uncle jokes!
Ya nasty, we're done here
Game Physics! Yes, game physics
Okay, so random fact about me before I did the whole YouTube well before I'm still doing the whole YouTube thing
I was the guy that found glitches in games and posted them to forums
That was me I was that guy cause i'm a fucking nerd. Sea of thieves. I fucking love this game. Oh, I've seen this
I want this to happen to me so badly I
Want my boat to go flying.
It's so majestic up there come on
It's going I believe I play the hell outta sea of thieves are my spare time by the way
The lights are still on. it's not gonna fall. It's just stuck in the sky. Like it or not. This is what real fighting looks like huh?
Okay I was about to say cuz i'm not 100% sure, okay. I thought originally it was Bruce Lee
It is not Bruce Lee cuz it says here
It's my Mackeli or whatever the fuck his name is I was like. It's just some weird ass special
move he can do? and then his body inverted in on himself
As a guy who used to live for glitches this reddit subreddit makes my day sinking ship comes back from the dead
What the ship goes down?
and
Then what oh no, it's gonna fire off shallow, ships in shallow water is not a good combination
What I'm calling it wait for it
look, People don't understand the amount, don't understand the amount I love corpse launches corpse launches to me are the funniest fucking shit
Fifa 18, Thanks EA
Now that
Thats some bullshit, I wanted to make the pun of I just don't think he has his head in the game
But I feel like that's even bad for my standards, so we're gonna continue on
Let's do a few more
And then we shall call it a day
Because I might I might come back to this another day. how the Japanese do a high jump
Japanese are good a lot of shit. That is some next level up perfect great how?
What do you do for that?
This firefly kept me from running around
Oh
The tiny little Firefly has a hitbox
Skyrim is it's such a good game, but oh my god is it incredibly broken. Alright, I think i'm gonna leave it here.
I'm gonna leave it there. I might come back this another day. or i might
Just look at in my spare time, but hey, I'm back. This is my first solo video
I've recorded and three and a half weeks because of everything that's happened in my life, but it's good to be back
I may be a little bit rusty. I understand, but the only pun
I really said in this video was the one that I didn't even want to say that's how you know, I'm rusty
We'll get back into it. thank y'all so much for your support
Recently, but I'm back. It feels good. You want more of this subreddit stuff don't forget to leave it in the description
I'm gonna go and revisit some of these as well appreciate you Twitter and Instagram and everything in the description
They've been popping off recently so bless you for that
I'm sorry to bring facebook in if anybody still uses Facebook, or just link it to your parents. I don't know regardless
Thank you all appreciate you, Like subscribe and all that stuff, and I'll see you all in the next one, Also buy these, Thank you!