It is so exciting to host a talk show for the very first time.
[CHEERING]
Ellen, actually, she asked me to host during my interview
with her a couple months ago.
I was sitting right in that chair.
So of course, I said, yes, because we're friends.
I mean, I hadn't won my SAG award yet, so--
[LAUGHTER]
[CHEERING]
You know, you can't say, no, to Ellen, obviously.
I mean, I've tried.
I've tried many times.
That's why I'm sitting here.
[LAUGHTER]
But you want to know why Ellen is not here today?
This is what she told me.
She told me that she had to go to the DMV.
[LAUGHTER]
Now, that's an obvious lie, right?
Seriously, I mean, come on, the DMV?
It's not even a good lie.
So I mean, if I know Ellen, she's probably at home,
you know, at her mansion, counting the noses
on her Picasso.
And, you know, so relatable.
[INAUDIBLE]
What?
We have a video.
She actually sent a video.
There's a video.
It just came in.
Andy.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Andy.
Yeah.
This just in saying that Ellen sent a video.
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
Well, let's see what this little liar has to say for herself.
Hi, Jen.
Here I am at the DMV getting my driver's license renewed.
I told you I was going to do that.
And I bet you didn't believe me.
Well, here I am.
I don't know why I'm doing this.
I've been driving without a license since the '90s.
Anyway, help me out with a--
there's a question on the test--
how fast are you legally able to drive above the speed limit?
Do you know?
Text me.
Let me know.
Have fun today.
[CHEERING]
That's amazing.
That's commitment.
She's standing in front of the sign at the DMV.
That doesn't prove anything.
[LAUGHTER]
Well, actually, it really does prove it, doesn't it?
She's there.
But anyway, Ellen, to answer your question, whatever
is on the speed limit sign, I just add 20%.
It's like tipping.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
Let's move on today.
So you probably know, Ellen's show
is filmed on the Warner Bros. lot.
And I spent about 10 years here on a show called Friends.
[CHEERING]
Yes.
[CHEERING]
Yay.
And the set is actually still here.
It's part of the Warner Bros.
Studio Tour.
So I thought, while I'm here, I'll go take a visit.
Let's see what happened.
And welcome to the set of Friends here at Warner Bros.
Studio Tour Hollywood.
This is the real set.
Just sit right here--
Perfect.
--all four of you.
Who is your favorite Friend?
I would say Ross.
But look right over here at this camera,
and I'll take two photos of you.
So act super excited, like you already are.
[LAUGHTER]
And lights, camera, and latte.
Ross?
[SCREAMING]
Oh, my God!
What?
Who said Ross?
[SCREAMING]
Who said Ross?
3, 2, 1, latte.
Yay.
Hi.
Can I get you a little latte?
[SCREAMING]
Oh, my God!
Yeah?
Yes!
It's fake.
Oh, my God!
We have to pretend.
Oh, my God.
Hi, guys.
Lights, camera, and latte.
Espresso!
[SCREAMING]
Oh, my God!
[LAUGHS] I know.
It's the cruelest thing in the world.
Lights, camera, and latte.
Hi!
Oh.
[GASPS]
What's happening?
Hi.
OK.
Wow.
[LAUGHTER]
Hi.
Oh, my gosh.
[INAUDIBLE]
Is this real?
Huh?
Am I dreaming?
No, you're not dreaming.
Oh.
Is it really, really you?
Is it a mask or anything?
No.
No?
This is all--
Oh.
Are you real?
This is all happening.
[INAUDIBLE]
So you really film here?
I live here.
Who's your favorite Friend?
Joey.
Lights, camera, action.
Joey?
[SCREAMING]
Joey?
[SCREAMING]
It's OK.
I love Joey, too.
Oh, my God!
We all love, Joey.
Oh, my God.
It's OK.
Oh, my God.
Who is your favorite Friend?
Phoebe.
Same.
Monica.
Phoebe.
And lights, camera, and latte.
I'll pretend I didn't hear it.
[SCREAMING]
Oh, my God!
What?
It's you!
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
I was going to say you.
We love you!
Aw, you are so sweet.
Oh, jeez.
Hi.
[INAUDIBLE]
[CLICK]
[CHEERING]
Oh, wow.
Hi.
[CHEERING]
Hi!
Well, now that you guys are here,
you get to watch your third-favorite Friend.
[LAUGHTER]
[SCREAMING]
Oh, that's amazing.
So anyway, like I said before, welcome, you guys.
It's going to be fun, I hope.
[LAUGHTER]
Like I said, I'm on a new show called The Morning Show--
[CHEERING]
Thank you.
Thank you-- which is why I won the SAG award.
Did I mention I won a SAG award?
[CHEERING]
You know, gosh, I wish Ellen was here.
Because I'd love to show it to her.
Because I know she's never won one, and I have.
Anyway, what was I talking about, tWitch?
Oh, my SAG award, no, The Morning Show, The Morning Show.
And if you haven't seen a clip, here's
a little piece of it for you.
After all that I have done and all that I have given to you--
my life, my love, my body--
I broke my [BLEEP] vagina with that big [BLEEP] head of yours.
And I had to be surgically sewn back together.
I bet you didn't know that, did you?
[CHEERING]
Ouch.
You can watch Morning Show on Apple TV+.
And we will be right back.
Hi, I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel,
so you can see more awesome videos, like videos
of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,
like ball peen hammer and also some videos
of Ellen and other celebrities if you're
into that sort of thing.
Ah!
[BLEEP]
God!
[BLEEP]