hey guys it's matt damon man are you on an athletic I'm here too and we have
some really exciting news for you right for just ten dollars you and a friend
can hang out with me and Tom Brady and I guess also that will be there
yeah and also me because I'm also friends with Tom Brady I know you sure
you mean you know lesser friends
alright yeah ok anyway we'll get we'll get some pizza would maybe get a couple
beers will throw the ball around we'll hang out one of our favorite spots in
boston with the greatest quarterback who ever walked the earth and a man who will
be joining us on this call any minute but that looks like what's this
ok a text from Tom Brady wait what does it say hey ba it's my initials we used
to the initials because we have a close it's not the only thing I'm running a
little bit late but the meeting but i'll be on there soon okay cool
he put an emoji on the end yeah okay which one fist pump
dammit that's cool cool i mean i I don't I don't have reception here I'm sure so
you know part of your reception and major urban areas anyway it's going to
be an amazing night
ok we can we can hangout will talk sports or politics or maybe Tom could
tell you what his favorite movie of all time is or maybe he'll tell you about
the time you pressured him into making him wear at Jason Bourne t-shirt and was
really uncomfortable for everyone and he still wore it felt bad for you
alright clearly this is a sore spot for you been and sorry to bring it up can
help with Tom loves maybe we should also mention how we shouldn't stare at Toms
chin
ok because I did that once and that's all you ever talk about it was so weird
it was like an people need to understand what you were staring at me it's just a
chance man's chana there's a little bit of a come to think of it not
like my chin really in some ways let me tell you something if your chin was
anything like toms that batman movie yours would have made about four billion
dollars because that's the only part recognizable of you is that big ugly
chin Tommy's a superhero can you hear yourself do you really want to have this
argument again
sure fine let's ask t-bone who is better friends with that's not his nickname
t-bone
that's not good i'm starting it hey guys it's nick i'm starting I think it's
gonna catch fire you know what I mean you're going to name him after a steak
why not call him prime rib why don't we just ask him who he pointed to have to
do that touchdown in New Orleans and looked at it was like you you're the one
that gave the double wink to in the audience with that we were sitting right
behind his parents yet you . at me first and then I think you're just gesture to
his parents know what maybe i'll ask Tom all about that when we go get his half
of our matching tattoos you got that tattoo for years ago when you can admit
he's never gonna get his appt he will and when he gets it
we're going to press our arms together and it's going to make a special symbol
and it's gonna be majestic and beautiful and it's going to be just for us and
you're gonna be so jealous eyes
hey Tom com hey Tommy its own t boat that don't touch down Tommy sorry i'm
late i just got done with some bodywork
yeah me too i do some stretching yeah so I take it you already told them about
the fundraiser
yeah we kept it pretty street and totally stuck to the talking points just
like he said I was just like you said t-bone great
well I am so excited to hang with you in boston we're excited to hang with you
too . wait man yeah
hey guys i was talking to the donors yeah yeah no me too
you do all of them anyway every donation then if it's three great causes so
ghetto maze . com / Boston and enter and I can't wait to meet you and tell you
which one of these guys I actually liked better take care
it's me it's an awesome me likes me better
maybe the answers me and I'm kidding tom hey Tom Tom he hung up
not mr. pal call me back then next time I hit you up with the text whatever
don't feel like you're bothering me if you if you have urged to call me or
whatever you're never interrupting
he's gone
then I sometimes I wonder if you're not calling because you're worried about
bothering me but you're not bothering he's still gone