We're heading into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, ahh!
Literally came here just for this.
[S] We just wasted time while we were here waiting for this to actually let us in.
Wasted like, a million other things just so we can get here.
It's actually kind of complicated, for you if you're coming here.
You gotta get like a time ticket,
and you need to come in at a certain time.
So if you don't get your time ticket, you can't get in.
[S] We're in!
[M] It's Harry's crashed car.
[S] Oh my god, it's his crashed car. [M] Oh my god.
It's still alive in the bushes.
No one will help the car.
[S] Celebrating a near fatal accident. [M] I know.
Somebody almost died here, let's take a picture in front of it.
It's ok, we know he survived.
[S, M] Oh yeah!
[M] It's the butterbeer.
[S] Butterbeer has an ATM.
I didn't think wizards needed ATMs.
God damn, this is a long butterbeer line.
[M] They got the huge casks. [S] I know.
[M] That cask says butterbeer over there.
[S] This is amazing.
It looks really nice.
[S] Oh my gosh, this is gorgeous. [M] Isn't it beautiful?
It even smells like an old British pub, the wood.
[S] Yeap.
You can order actual beer but we went for the butterbeer, of course.
[S] Butterbeer is actual beer.
I'm sure that counts as actual beer.
[S] What's really great about this place is that with everything here, like-
The rags look aged, they have like old suitcases and whatnot.
This looks like an actual tavern out of the land of Harry Potter.
Everywhere all around it.
There's no extra details that really break the vibe of the place.
[S] Alright, trying butterbeer for the first time, let's do this.
What's the smell like?
It smells like butter and caramel popcorn.
[S] Ok.
It's like hot apple cider, cream soda,
and a scoop of vanilla ice cream all come together.
It's way better hot.
I think people will wound up having it cold, and I'm saying you rather have it hot.
That's really yummy.
But very sweet.
[S] My turn.
That smells very sweet.
Wow.
This is like a melted candy apple.
Wow, diabetes.
[M] We're going to Hogwarts!
Martina has a heart attack of excitement.
[M, S] Ok, let's go!
[S] Grifindor!
Buy a locker, you have to buy a locker.
[S] Cute, cute, cute.
Cute, cute, cute.
You're going to love bumping into everybody here.
Because the wizarding population has multiplied a million fold.
You're gonna see something you like, you go on to take a picture,
there're 40 people in front of you that go on and take a picture.
You're not going to be able to enjoy this as you want to enjoy this.
But that doesn't mean that you're not gonna spend a lot of time and money here.
[S] Don't deny it. [M] And we're off season.
This is a wednesday in January in the freazing cold.
[S] And it's cramped!
Doesn't matter, worth it.
Totally worth it.
I'd do it again.
I'd do it twice.
[S] Ok, we've decided on the wand that we're gonna get.
What do we always say-
[S] Expecto patronum!
This is our wand.
Right now I'm using a BigBang glow stick at home,
but now I can use a Harry Potter glow stick instead.
[M] It's pretty bright. [S] It's like motion activated.
[M] Wanna go left? [S] We'll go left.
Eat all the candy.
[S, M] All the candies.
[M] Should we try this?
[S] What is that, jelly beans?
Yeah, ok let's get those.
Ok, we definitely gotta do that, we gotta do a challenge on it.
[M] We'll get this.
So, it's the end of the day.
We are pretty exhausted.
This is really, really exhausting.
And we didn't even get to see everything, that is.
I feel like we saw almost everything.
Like, if you're gonna come to the Harry Potter here at Universal Studios Japan, at least,
you can seriously skip everything and just come to the Harry Potter.
Except they're clever, because you have to buy
the five express minimum if you want to get in here fast.
[M] So, right now we're finally unwinding with actual beer. [S] Hog's beer.
That's right, this is uh, Hog's Head.
It's pretty good, actually.
And we got fish and chips.
And we're just waiting for the sun to set so we can get some beautiful pictures.
I'm just ready to go to sleep.
This was great.
This was- Uh-oh.
No, Simon.
Ten points from Hufflepuff.
[M] Because Simon is Hufflepuff. [S] I'm not Hufflepuff.
[M] Yes, you are Hufflepuff. [S] You're Hufflepuff, I'm Slytherin, you're Hufflepuff.
You're Hufflepuff.
There's not a Slytherin bone in your freaking body.
[S] You barely have any bones in your body. [M] Do you ever lie? Do you ever lie?
[S] Do you know how soft you are? [M] Question, do you ever lie?
[S] Are you the softest and the squishest? [M] Do you think the hat sorts based on squishness?
[M] Serious? Is the hat like, oh, you're the softest. [S] You breathe loud.
[S] You huff.
Cast your vote, ladies and gentlemen.
Who is more Hufflepuff?
[M] Ok. [S] Martina or Simon?
Let us know in the app.
And the comment section below.
Bye, Hogwarts.
Do you know I have a high pain tolerance because of my ADS?
And I broke in new shoes.
And I was like, we walked a lot, I'm pretty sure my feet are bleeding.
But Harry Potter land!
We got back to our hotel room.
[S] Ah, sick!
[M] Yeah, all up in there or bleeding.
[S] You walked until your feet bled. [M] The back is- isn't that bad.
[S] Oh, Ducky.
Sick!
It was worth it!
[S] For Harry Potter!
Wingardium heal my toes-sa.