I love looking out into the audience and seeing all of you.
You're like a sea of smiling faces.
You're an ocean of positivity.
You're a body of water of--
something.
My point is, it's time to play a brand new game, Oh Ship!
[MUSIC - VILLAGE PEOPLE, "IN THE NAVY"]
(SINGING) In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, come on, now people, make a stand.
In the Navy.
Let's meet our contestants, Jill and Brianna.
Come on out.
[MUSIC - VILLAGE PEOPLE, "IN THE NAVY"]
(SINGING) In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy.
Hi.
Who's who?
I'm Jill.
I'm Brianna.
Hi, Jill.
So Jill Eads?
Jill Eads.
What do you do in Rancho Cucamonga?
Rancho Cucamonga, I'm a restaurant manager.
Wonderful.
And you are Brianna--
Rondomanski.
Right, exactly.
And what you do in Phillips Ranch?
I am a legal assistant.
Wonderful.
Where's Phillips Ranch?
It's, like, by Diamond Bar, Chino Hills, Pomona area.
OK.
Wonderful.
All right.
Here's how we play this game.
It's called Oh Ship.
[SHIP HORN BLARES]
I am going to give you answers--
two answers-- up on the screens.
Then as soon as I'm done reading the question,
you'll race to stick your head into the hole
under the answer you want.
You must stick your head into a hole each round, OK?
Whoever has the most points at the end wins Oh Ship.
[SHIP HORN BLARES]
Whoo!
All right.
So if she beats you to the answer that you want,
you'll see why.
Because you have to stick-- if you miss the hole that you're
going for, you have to stick it in the hole that's left.
And you never know, maybe you're in the right hole.
[LAUGHTER]
Head on over there.
All right.
Here we go.
The answers are, a beautiful woman or an enchanting mermaid?
The question is, who adorns the side of every Starbucks cup?
All right.
Put your head in there.
All the way.
All right.
Jill, how do you feel about where you are?
I don't feel good.
No.
You didn't make it to the one you wanted?
No, I didn't.
Brianna, you feel good?
I do.
All right.
Let's see who has the winning answer.
[SCREAMS]
OK.
Yep.
You were not in the right hole.
All right.
Head back to your mark.
All right.
Next time, you'll run faster.
Yes.
OK.
Here we go.
The answers are 10 and 13.
The question is, how many nipples does a female opossum
have?
All right.
I feel like your heads are not as far in the hole as I'd like.
I'm stuck!
All right.
Brianna, how do you feel about that?
Uh, OK.
OK.
You think maybe you're in the right one this time?
Maybe.
All right.
Let's see.
Yes.
Turns out you were.
That's good.
All right, head on back.
OK.
Here we go.
It's tied.
The answers are, prostitutes and gamblers or housewives
without makeup.
And the question is, originally, banks
thought that ATMs wouldn't work because only these types
of people would want to avoid talking to a teller
face-to-face.
All right.
How does everybody feel?
Jill?
How do you feel?
I feel pretty good.
No?
I'm not sure.
All right.
Brianna?
You feel good about the housewives without makeup?
You think they're the ones that didn't
want to talk to a teller?
Not really.
But it's OK.
All right.
Let's see.
Yes.
You were correct in worrying about that.
Yes.
All right, head on back.
Oh!
It's wet!
OK.
All right.
Here we go.
Jill, it seems like your hat is shrinking.
Whoo!
OK.
The answers are, winked at the grocer,
or said, "it's grrrreat" to the checker.
And the question is, Kellogg's used
to offer a free box of cornflakes
to any woman that did what?
All right, Jill.
You for sure wanted to go to that--
Yeah.
I feel good.
You feel good about that.
Brianna, do you think she made the right choice?
Do you think--
I do think she made the right choice.
So you think in the wrong one.
Maybe?
Well, let's see.
[SCREAMS]
Nope.
See how sometimes it works out when you're in the wrong one?
Yeah.
Yep.
Oh.
My hat--
Yep.
Isn't this a fun game?
Yes.
Yeah.
It's really fun.
And the answers are six and eight.
The question is, how many Es are in the name Ellen Lee
DeGeneres?
All right.
So you made a beeline for a six.
Jill?
Yep.
I sure did.
While your head's in there and you're actually
saying Ellen Lee DeGeneres, do you
think that there are more Es?
You know, I'm really not sure.
I'm just wondering about that water.
Let's just see.
[SCREAMS]
All right.
It's 3 to 6.
Brianna's ahead right now.
OK.
All right.
OK.
Whoo!
This is--
[APPLAUSE]
This is the last one.
The answers are 9-volt and triple-A.
The question is, not that size matters, but which one of these
is a cylinder-shaped battery?
[LAUGHING]
(GASPING) I don't know.
I'm right!
I think you're right.
No!
Whoo!
It's OK.
[CORRECT BUZZER]
All right.
Congratulations.
You won a 65-inch TCL Roku TV.
You're not going home empty-handed.
You're also getting one.
And we'll be right back.