- 'Cause it's a brick house.
It's strong and mighty, just like my tootie farts!
(fart noise)
(laughter)
- Put me down bro!
Geez!
- Wow! Hey! Lego man!
- Oh hey! Wow, why does it smell like farts in here?
- Hey! Hey Lego man! Hey!
- What?
- Lego Man, hey!
- What? I'm answering you, what do you want?
- Whoa, looks like someone needs to le-go of their anger.
(laughter)
- Ha-ha very funny.
- Thanks, it's a pun.
- Yeah, I picked up on that.
- Hey! Hey Lego man! Hey!
- Dude, I have a name.
- Oooo, what is it?
No wait, let me guess, is it Brockmeier McDunkelstein?
- What?
- Popcorn McCheesyjeans?
- These aren't even names.
- Oh, Twinklebeans Anderson.
- Twinklebeans?
- Blackiebutt McBrickensauce?
- George! My name is George!
- George Blackiebutt?
- No, just George!
- Oh, Just George! Sorry about that Just George.
- No! Not Just George!
George!
Seriously, do you know of anyone who's first name is Just?
- Just what?
- Aahh, holy crap you're infuriating!
- I'm not infuriating, I'm a Lego orange.
(laughter)
- I need to get outta here.
- Don't say that George Lego man,
we're such a good fit.
(laughter)
- Aahh, man can you ease up on calling me Lego man.
It's not even the right normenclature.
- No man what, what what now, brown cow?
- Nomenclature!
- Oh, I love yelling gibberish too!
Lego Booty, dunkin brobble, moist brangelinas!
- Stop! It's not gibberish.
What I'm saying is that Lego man isn't the right term.
I'm a mini thing.
- Ah, na-ah!
- What do you mean, na-ah? Yes I am!
- You're not a mini thing.
- Yes I am.
- Listen, I've seen a fig before, and you're not a fig.
- No! Not a fig, mini thing!
- You're not a mini fig, he's a mini fig.
- What?
- Sorry my friend, but he does have a point.
- Arrgh, this kitchen is insane.
- I mean, I kind of feel like you're the crazy one.
You think you're a fig.
- Mini Thing!
- Well, if you're a fig, then I'm a fidget spinner.
- What?
- Hey look at me, I'm a fidget spinner, I'm on a roll.
- Hey, knock it off!
- Wow. I'm dizzy. That's making me feel kind of sick.
- Well then stop doing it.
- Nah, I'm gonna keep doing it.
- Stop, for crying out loud.
- Yeah, I shouldn't have done that.
Why didn't you stop me?
- I told you not to do it.
- (vomiting)
- Eww!
- Huh, I don't remember eating a blue Lego brick.
- All right, I'm done talking to you.
- Why? Don't be rebrickulous
(laughter)
- Ha! Very funny!
- I've had it with the terrible puns, the name calling,
and on top of it, this entire place smells like farts!
Why does it smell like farts?
I'm out!
- Oh, wait! Hey, hey Blocky Butt.
- Hey! What did I just say about my name?
- No, not you, Blocky Butt!
- Ha? What the? Who makes a butt out of Legos?
- Maybe the Keister Bunny?
(laughter)
- I hate you!
(fart noise)
Aahh!
(laughter)
(rock music)