A book?
GRANDFATHER: That's right.
When I was your age, television was called "books."
And this is a special book.
It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick,
and I used to read it to your father.
And today, I'm going to read it to you.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[DINOSAUR SKELETON GROWLS]
[AMBIENT MUSIC]
MAN: I told you.
You need heat.
See?
TUSKEGEE AIRMAN: Nothing's difficult.
Everything's a challenge.
TUSKEGEE AIRMAN: Through adversity.
To the stars.
From the last plane, to the last bullet,
to the last minute, to the last man, we fight.
- We fight! - We fight!
We fight!
JOHN BROWN: Aaahhh!
I don't think the car likes me.
Who are you calling car?
I'm a crime-fighting machine.
Watch this.
Back turn.
Aren't you falling out yet?
No, sir, I haven't.
Who are you, rookie?
JOHN BROWN: I'm Officer John Brown.
You're exceeding the speed limit.
ROBOT: Speed limits are for cars, not the Gadgetmobile.
Are you-- are you talking to me?
CUSTOMER: It's good.
I need it five times bigger.
I want it everywhere.
Carriages, sides of trains, trolleys, crates, milk bottles.
Everywhere they look-- Barnum's American Museum.
[SPIRITED MUSIC]
SINGER: (SINGING) You make me stay.
Excuse me.
Have you seen "The Feminine Mystique"?
I've lost my copy.
What are you doing here?
I heard there was a poetry reading.
You're so--
Charming.
Wholesome.
Unwelcome?
Hey!
Come back, please!
Just, just tell me who you are!
I got to talk to you.
Can I call you?
What's your number?
I don't know how to swim.
Come back.
Oh, why didn't I learn how to swim.
What are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp?
One, the flame spurt.
No problem.
There's a popping sound preceding each.
We can avoid that.
Two, the lightning sand.
You were clever enough to discover what that looks like,
so in the future we can avoid that, too.
Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
Rodents of Unusual Size?
I don't think they exist.