you look terrific you look like a million dollars god bless you for saying that how you been
fantastic what's new in your life i don't know what's new in yours
everything would you hear about the surgery yes don't get me started on that
come on regardless the best thing about it is finally i have something to talk about
uh you you went to uh like a high school thing or are you yeah i went to a reunion 20th high
school reunion recently that good well you know it had its it's its highs i mean it was sort of
strange i didn't actually go on campus i went to one of these a party was afraid to go on campus
where did you go to high school where what part of the country bethesda maryland and um
i don't know i went to this party and it was really fun i went to an all-girls school
nice to see all the girls and or ladies now i should say
and um then somebody showed up and we didn't i don't think she was in our class
and she acted as if she knew us right and her name sort of rung a bell but we kept having these
meetings in the bathroom who is she have you seen the tall girl with the red hair who we don't know
we had no idea we got out yearbooks not our senior yearbook but years before we think we
found her in ninth grade we think she left after ninth grade and had a lot of surgery
because she looked dynamite you know what comes to my mind i'm thinking narc
what i'm thinking i don't know why oh stop it i don't know what's in there
what kind of what kind of student were you in the all-girls school there that sounds good was it
like a big school small school small ish smallish and i was a pretty good student i was a good girl
was it was this high school only or like k through high school or one of the well i
actually was there from third to 12th grade wow i can't believe i'm here talking about where would
you usually be well a psychiatrist perhaps but you were you were i i happened to have to believe you
were a good student yes i was a good student and i was head of the honor society or honor council
right did the people like you probably very popular anybody dislike you any feuds feuds yeah
yeah feuds i i had a hundred feuds in high school views it sounds like romeo and juliet no no no
no it was just like trouble where i and it would it would always end the same way i'd get beat up
yeah but we're girls so girls don't beat each other up no i understand behind each
other's back did the teachers like you probably like the teacher's pet i'll tell you one thing
i'll tell you one thing i was not good in biology and i worked very hard at it yeah well biology is
tough it is tough dave it's very tough and uh we had to i remember once for an exam there was an um
we were given animals to dissect and everybody got you didn't know what you're going to get
so it means you had to know how to just dissect all different kinds of animals
and i got an earthworm yeah and i did the wrong end oh
that's got to hurt yeah yeah anyway i cut that poor worm up wrong
but what possible difference could it make
honestly i mean you know well it doesn't make it any difference in my life today no of course of
course i'm talking about it on national television well cbs don't get carried away that's true uh now
there's a uh uh people keep telling me um congratulations if this is true that you're taking
over the regis philbin show kathy lee gifford show that you'll take kathy lee gifford is leaving
and that you're taking it over let me tell you something i'm not doing that and everybody's
asking me if i'm doing it it's a vicious vicious rumor i am not replacing kathy lee i cannot
imagine taking on that job no offense to regis but right how could you interview somebody ah
you didn't get hurt no you didn't get hurt but no i couldn't i mean i don't know how this rumor
got started but somebody from warner brothers called my agent and said oh we're delighted
she's going to be on the show well that's how most rumors get started from the warner brothers
but when do you start i'm not doing it man i'm not gonna do it
has anybody from the show approached you about doing it no
are you representing the show right now is this some sort of offer no i think it'd be
an excellent deal it'd be an excellent gig i think you'd enjoy it i think you'd be fine
and plus from what i've seen regis does all the work anyway you know he's just a pretty good kid
i don't think so uh uh do you miss being on the seinfeld show i do miss it i miss
but it's still on it's on that's right the seinfeld show is on and in syndication and
we'll be on forever it's like i love lucy it'll be on forever and people generations from now
will be able to watch seinfeld yeah and that's kind of odd because it's like you know your your
high school yearbook on television right you know because that's that we we started that show nine
years ago or something like that and uh you know that big hair and those big shoulder pads and
clunky shoes they're not in style anymore i don't know if you notice and so now speak for yourself
so so you notice the difference in how you appear now when you see a show do you think
oh this is the one where no i know i don't i have a very bad memory and i
and i have no idea what happens in these episodes so frankly i find it rather pleasant to watch it
because i can you know just you're like the first time yes it's an adorable little show yeah well
uh now uh uh i'm very uh excited and flattered because you've you've prepared something special
for us well i have yeah all right now that'll be great so no wait wait a minute hang on
we're going to do we're going to do a commercial and when we come back we'll see uh julia's a
special presentation this will be fun thank you come on back tell me about the the gepetto
thing that's the pinocchio story huh yeah from geppetto's point of view right wonder wonderful
world of different and who are you you're like a princess no well sorta i'm the blue fairy
and i sing right i sing yes right nobody knows i sing no i i wasn't no i didn't
i think i'm sort of becoming the female gym neighbors that's what i feel like you know
how we no i'm not i'm just i'm just trying to think how that would work how that would work
what really does that mean no because he used to go well hey andy oh he was gomer and
then he would launch into this that's right huge opera voice remember yes i do remember
yeah he had a beautiful rich baritone voice exactly it was kind of the opposite of what he did
and you are you a trained musician well yes i'm somewhat trained sort of what about that drew
carey was he he plays who does he play uh geppetto your pedal right yes and uh does he sing in the
the offering he does he sings he dances you know is he any good at that he's pretty good yeah well
good yes he is and this is the little story of uh of uh uh gepetto and uh uh uh pinocchio
yeah pinocchio and bullwinkle bullwinkle sorry i'm not good in this category no you're not
uh but anyway you have uh along these lines you have something for us tonight yes and i'm very
happy but yes please do you want to tell the folks are you just gonna no i'll just do my thing okay
i am 16 going on seventeen i know that i'm nice
fellows i meet may tell me i'm sweet and willingly i'll be
need someone older and wiser telling me what to do
you are seventeen going on eighteen
you
julia
you are 16. going on
totally unprepared
are you
you need
i'll take care of you
the kids ladies and gentlemen here at the community theater gary and julia
we'll be right back with mitch hedberg