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boss fights
they should be epic they should be
exciting they should give you a fair
challenge and above all they should be a
ton of fun so the opposite of everything
you're about to see hey I'm nervous
Nicola screwattack's
top 10 worst boss fights number 10 I am
NOT a Pokemon professional those people
are not even though I know that there
are some clear strategies to beating
whitney's miltank and Gen 2 the average
player like myself is really really
unlikely to ever encounter them so we
all just repeatedly died to this stupid
cow over and over and over again but get
this if any Pokemon on your team are
male they'll tanks attract takes the
odds of your Tech's working and slashes
them in half and guess what the odds of
your starting Pokemon being male no
matter which one you go with or eighty
seven and a half percent plus mil tanks
roll out doubles and power every time
it's used and whenever no tanks have
normally large health pool dips below
half it uses milk drink to restore most
of it back so imagine if you will a
prolonged battle featuring a cow sucking
on its own teats all our roles around
the room steamrolling your Pokemon
that's what this boss fight is it is
fattening number nine one trailer got
every Star Wars fan out there height for
the Force Unleashed it was that one
where the apprentice pulls an entire
gang star destroyer out of the flippin
sky needless to say that part of the
actual game did not live up to the
expectations set you have to wrestle
against these frustrating controls to
rotate the dumping only to be constantly
interrupted by Tie Fighters doing Bob
runs on you every 10 seconds what should
have been an awe-inspiring moment of
feeling awesome turned into screaming
every Star Wars profanity known to man
all I know is bantha puto or whatever
Sebulba says so it's all I had to work
with number date Megaman that's a good
game
Megaman X that's a really good game
Megaman X 7 that's not a very good game
if you actually wanted to beat Megaman X
7 you had to go through flame high nard
is he too difficult no is he insultingly
easy no is he ear bleeding Lee allowed
yes he is you know this whole boss fight
is kind of a testament to ps2 era audio
mixing it's the kind of sound mixing
that would make the sonic adventure
games proud you know I especially love
how if you listen really closely
seven oh my god we're out of there but
you know what those new deus ex games
have been some pretty top-notch stuff
idols from completely knocked it out of
the park with human revolution except
for those boss fights if they feel like
they were outsourced to a totally
unrelated studio that didn't quite get
what Deus Ex is all about it might just
be a god because that is exactly what
happened with this game but you've been
spending your time building up your
hacking skills and your stealth skills
none of those are gonna help you against
dudes you shoot rivers of bullets in
avalanches of grenades at you it's hard
to say exactly which one deserves this
spot but I don't think anybody's gonna
be too upset at me for just saying all
of the human Revolution boss fights
deserve this spot
maybe we all know that Adam Jensen never
asked for this but neither did we
number six people remember the Batman
Arkham series for having all kinds of
fanservice for fans of The Dark Knight
and on top of that fantastic gameplay
cool gadgets not some great boss fights
this is the part where most people had
written a Titan Joker fight apart and
rightfully so but if you ask me
no boss fight was as big of a waste as
Deathstroke in Arkham Knight in a game
where the hand-to-hand combat was the
best it had ever been
you'd think that's the kind of battle
DC's greatest American give you nope
Slade Wilson's big return was wasted on
the absolute least interesting new
mechanic in the game a Batmobile tank
fight you don't even get to see
Deathstroke that isn't until he jumped
out of his tank and epic slow-motion
finally the face-to-face encounter we
all what
are you goddamn kidding me number five
if you play the original Kingdom Hearts
hey guess where we're about to go that
second battle against Ursula is an
absolute slog this oversized octopus
lady is a gigantic damaged sponge but
she's got attacks that can do a ton of
damage to you this is one of those boss
fights where there's not a clear
intended strategy to win your best bet
is to somehow get behind her neck rolls
where she can't reach you and just keep
smacking away at her but whether you
bring down Ursula on your first try or
your fiftieth by the time it's all said
and done you'll be saltier than the
ocean itself speaking of which it should
go without saying but did I mention this
whole fight is underwater
yeah Kingdom Hearts didn't exactly have
it you might call great swimming
controls so just go ahead and add that
onto the pile of frustration number four
there may not be a greater trilogy of
games that began in the last generation
of consoles and Mass Effect a series so
much about individual choice across
multiple games was always gonna be a
tough act to wrap up in a satisfying way
but this ain't it Bioware there is no
boss at the end of Mass Effect 3 the
whole series had been building up to a
fight against Harbinger the evil mind
controlling squid looking Reaper what
all that happens is Harbinger shoots you
once pieces out and leaves you to
stumble toward this beam thing that's
when the real boss of the Mass Effect
trilogy jumps out from behind this rock
water shields I know you're the one
behind all this sin is dead if marauder
shields here seems like a random enemy
that's because he is him being the last
true encounter in this game was a big
reason why this epic trilogy went out
with such a weak unsatisfying ending and
by the way those last three words
get mold anytime soon number three
it's an ancient joke by now but Peter
Molyneux was known for promising huge
things in his games and then not being
able to deliver on them you can just
look at the fable series for examples of
that so if I bring it up fable on a list
about the worst boss fights you know you
know the disappointment has to match the
build-up Lucien was built up as the main
antagonist for all of Fable too which is
a long enough time since it's you know
an RPG and all so when you finally get
to him he just starts monologuing and
all the while you can kill him in one
shot yet even if you just let him ramble
on like I did what do the NPC's
eventually just execute him anyway the
quote-unquote battle against Lucien was
so bad that some don't even consider him
to be the real final boss but if that's
the case and that means that the real
final boss was a triangle number two all
right if you come from a comic book
background you might know that the
leader is one of the Hulk's greatest
enemies
is he a major physical threat no he's
not but maybe in the SNES and Genesis
days they got a little creative with him
if the developers put any kind of effort
into the final boss maybe the leader
could have been I can't believe I'm
saying this but he does nothing I mean
literally nothing he barely even
animates and he especially can't even
hurt you you punched the leader one time
roll credits like it's not even awesome
it's just one weaksauce uppercut to the
jaw I don't even care that this is in
the 16-bit era when the Hulk fights a
boss especially the last one in the game
it should pull out all the stops it was
more fun to punch that giant brain boss
that shot tinier brains
what the heck was that about by the way
it's number one number one is a horse
that died more than a decade ago and has
since been beaten so much that the
decomposed skeleton is nothing more than
a fine powder but you know what it
deserved what it got Sonico sixes battle
against silver is infamous for the worst
reasons like for the entire rest of the
game you're not just fighting a
character you're fighting the camera and
when you're in a notoriously glitchy
game against a tiny boss who can
telekinetically grab you the instant
he's in range being able to see where he
is is that much more important oh we all
know the real reason silver takes this
spot his dreaded infinite combo silver
can throw you into a wall and grab you
again right as sonic reabsorbs a ring
and before you can even do anything to
escape it so sonic suffers a fate worse
than death
an endless tornado of pain and suffering
for all of time until you restart your
entire game and try again or if you're
really smart until you eat jet the disc
snap it into and throw it in the garbage
for our secret number 11 Silva's full of
fantastic bosses right but will this
offer that giant chew tube from minish
cap and you know what it's not even
actually giant you're just small that
means that this so-called boss is
actually just a common enemy lame