-I want to talk to you about this.
-Yeah. -Because I know a lot --
this is awards season. A lot of red carpet events are
happening right now. -Oh, so many.
-And you -- you posted that you have a problem
with these red carpets. -Right, I just get very nervous
at them. I always feel like, you know, I shouldn't be there.
Even though I'm on a show that gets nominated.
I'm very grateful for that. But like, there's just so many
very famous people there. So I started like, trying to
take the pressure off of these events by... [ Sighs ]
photo-bombing people on the red carpet.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah.
-And it makes me feel... -Alive?
-...better about the day. It makes me feel alive.
-You -- you're good at it. -I have gotten very good at it.
-Yes. Here's one that's from the Golden Globes.
-Mm-hmm. -Here's you photo-bombing
Zooey Deschanel. -Yeah, that's what you call
a fish jump. You can't really see...
[ Laughter ] ...everything that's going on
right there. -Now she doesn't know
you're doing this until you land?
-No, no, no, no, no. She -- yeah, I think at some point
she realized, but yeah, usually the sound of me hitting
the ground is what... -Will give it away.
-Makes you turn around, yeah. -Here's you photo-bombing
Amanda Peet and her husband, David Benioff.
-Uh-huh. Oh, yes. Yes, that's what you call me
doing a little bit of -- bringing a little Broadway.
Bringing a little Broadway to the red carpet.
[ Laughter ] ♪♪ Broadway, Broadway ♪♪ Yeah.
-That is the greatest face ever. And then you really went for it
with Sarah Paulson at the "Vanity Fair" party.
-Yes, yes. -This one is --
-That's epic. That's epic.
[ Laughter ] -I mean that --
-But also -- -Looks like you're on --
Are you on wires? "Peter Pan"? -Yes, I'm like Sandy Duncan
in "Peter Pan." But this is -- you have to understand,
the "Vanity Fair" Oscar party is like the crown jewel
of these events, and this is how I'm responding.
-Yes! I'm flying! -I haven't been invited yet
to the "Vanity Fair" party this year,
and I think I know why. [ Laughter ]
-No, that's not true. -Yeah.
-I saw another photo of yours that you posted.
You said you were having a wig party.
-Yes. -And I just didn't know
what that is. -Well, it kind of is what it is.
A wig party is just a party. It's a regular party.
You just happen to have everyone bring a few wigs.
And then you -- -This is very interesting.
I like this idea. -Yeah.
-So, you go to your -- anyone's house.
You go, "hey, I'm going to have a wig party."
-Well, it's just like -- can everyone just agree to
bring, like, two or three wigs? Can we all just agree to that?
And everyone's like, "yeah, we'll do that."
-What kind of wigs? -Any kind of wigs.
You have -- you can do like an Annie wig.
You can go, you know, get like a Cruella de Vil wig.
Just whatever you have on hand. Or -- you know.
-On hand. -And what I love about them is
that, like, you kind of forget, after a while,
that you're wearing them, so you're looking around,
and, like, you realize you're having some serious conversation
about politics and you're wearing, like...pigtails.
-[ Laughs ] -And it's just -- it's just fun.
And the next morning it kind of looks like Party City
exploded in your house, 'cause there's just, like,
everywhere there's -- pieces of hair hanging off
the lamps and stuff. -I wanna have -- I wanna have...
-You should definitely have a wig party.
-Well, we happen to have a couple wigs here.
-Oh. -We always have wigs
here on the show. Uh...
-Do you want me -- you want me to pick one out for you?
-Oh, I just picked one out for you.
-Oh, okay. All right, here. Do you want the red one?
-Yeah, I can do this one. -Okay.
[ Laughter ]
-Whoo! -This is a nice one.
Oh, I've always wanted bangs.
[ Laughter ]
Do you want... [ Cheers and applause ]
Do you want this one? -[ Laughs ]
Dude, look at yourself. Look at yourself.
That is fantastic! Oh, my God, dude!
We have to go to a bar after the show like this.
[ Laughter ] -For sure.
-Look at that. Did you really --
-I'm going to see "SpongeBob: The Musical" tonight.
I'm taking this with me. -You've gotta take
that wig with you. Oh, my goodness.
Let's talk about, uh... -Yeah.
-"Modern Family." -Yeah. So we've been on for --
[ Light laughter ] It's our ninth season.
-[ Laughs ] I love that someone's just tuning in
right now. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Wait, has it been nine seasons? -It's been nine seasons.
[ Laughter ]
Isn't this great? -[ Laughs ] It's really funny.
I'm trying not to laugh. -We need booze.
-No, I don't, I don't. I had enough.
-No, yeah, yeah. I do.
We've been on for nine years. We signed for another year,
so that will bring us to 10. [ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Did you a -- it's such
a great show, man. -Thank you, thank you.
-It's crushing -- Do you wanna switch?
Do you wanna switch? -See, this is the only thing
about a wig party, then, like, halfway, you're like,
"oh, let's all switch wigs now."
And then everyone sort of changes.
And usually there's like a popular wig,
that everyone's like, "oh, he got that one."
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Oh! [ British accent ] All right! Yeah!
-[ Southern accent ] I'm like, I'm, like, Southern.
Maybe I'm a little Southern girl.
-Take it there, take it there.
-[ Normal voice ] Or maybe I'm just a little girl.
[ Laughter ]
-How long have you had your show?
-[ Imitates girl ] Um... -[ Laughs ]
-Can I get a selfie with you?
[ Laughter ]
[ Normal voice ] Season 10 coming up.
But anyways, check out right now, "Modern Family."
Jesse Tyler Ferguson. [ Cheers and applause ]