that's it
it's alive
well what do you think is this the one
it's okay but it's not the one
grapefruit i'm beginning to wonder if
i'll ever find my perfect butt after
watching you try on 47 different butts
yeah i'm beginning to agree with you bro
corey it's me the private eye you hired
last month hold on you're a private eye
shouldn't you have
you know an eye oh i got an eye all
right
i'm blind uh oh good it's just temporary
although the emotional scarring is
undoubtedly permanent in it
dude i just want to make sure i
understand what we just witnessed
you
have an eyeball
in your butt
yeah and i keep it a secret because it's
private i mean honestly i was born with
only one eye and it's in my butt what am
i supposed to do not become a private
eye
but listen corey i have news for you kid
i found it oh you found it you found it
wait what
what are you what exactly are we talking
about are we grapefruit he found my butt
my actual real-life original butt that i
was born with you mean i didn't have to
haul these 47 butts out of the stock
room after all
oh this is incredible after all these
years i can't believe my butt's still
alive
i didn't say that
well this is the address you gave me
it seems kind of graveyardy doesn't it
oh my gosh did you hear that what no
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orange what i had to let one rip the
tombstone told me to
ah can we just get this over with this
place gives me the
pair that was just a shadow gosh
sure but what made the shadow
that was a fallen leaf okay
but
there that was a stationary leaf which
means it doesn't move okay so maybe i'm
a little high strong
he said little
guys i don't think you all understand
how excited i am to be reunited with my
original butt again
we haven't been together since the
accident by the way have you ever told
us what the accident was look this is it
isn't it you guys start digging i was
not aware there would be manual labor
involved i would ever want a different
scarf fine fine whatever i'll dig myself
oh man the first thing i'm gonna do once
i have my butt back is
very good pair that time it was
appropriate whoa it what i'll stop it
what's the matter with it oh
why is my foot being so aggressive ow oh
corey i think it's time for you to face
facts your butt's
hey zombot if you will
no
no my butt would never become a zombie i
don't believe it
well you bought to believe it because
your butt just bit me and this happened
orange control your butt
i can't it's got a hind of its own
oh it got me fellas gotta be good
how do you feel
fine although this is the tiniest little
itch in my back tell me if you see
anything
whatever you do don't get bitten by a
butt
oh my gosh it's you my butt i can't
believe it i finally found you do you
remember me but
don't be scared good boy
we were together once once upon a time
back in the day
it's okay
trust me we had some great times and all
i wanted for us to be together again
there we go
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you're telling me you're a zombie and a
werewolf
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and a vampire
what the heck is going on
okay so let me get this straight your
butt was a zombie a werewolf and a
vampire my acne was also cleared up by
the next morning so i think it might
have been a witch too a classic zomvir
witch if you will everybody knows that
no
anyway this whole thing is just
incredible yeah like what's the
backstory there i wonder what exactly
has your butt been up to since the
accident feels like it could be its own
youtube episode even there's a lot to
unpack there maybe all i know that he's
gone now
i was foolish to ever believe i could
tame a butt that bad
i hear that
anyway i guess i've got no choice but to
settle for something less what do you
guys think
hey
you know it works damn i like it yeah
it's pretty good i like it i wasn't
asking you i want their opinion oh
sorry
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oh thanks bud zombie you know how to
make a guy feel special
and how about you private eye what do
you think well i'd have to take a look
but
ah my eyes my eyes
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me
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