ON IN ONE'S LIFE YOU HAD A VERY BUSY MONDAY.
WHAT WERE YOU UP TO?
>> I RENTED A U-HAUL AND I MOVED A MATTRESS INTO ONE PLACE AND
MOVED IT INTO MY HOME!
>> James: SO WE HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU HERE, THERE YOU
ARE.
>> IS THAT YOUR HOME OR IS THAT A VAN?
>> IT'S MY HOME.
IT'S A VAN.
>> James: WHY WIRS MOVING THIS?
>> BECAUSE I -- WHY WERE YOU MOVING THIS?
>> I HAVE A GUEST BEDROOM, I WAS PUTTING OFF MAKE IT A GUEST
BEDROOM, SO NOBODY SHOULD SLEEP OVER.
MY BOYFRIEND WERE, WHY SHOULDN'T WE MOVE THE MATTRESS FROM HIS
OLD PLACE INTO THE HOUSE.
>> James: YOUR BOYFRIEND IS MOVING IN WITH YOU?
>> IT ALREADY HAPPENED, HIS MATTRESS JUST MOVED IN WITH US.
>> THE MATTRESS WAS NOW THE LAST BACK, THAT WAS IT.
>> THAT WAS MY PLAN!
>> I HAVE A PIECE HERE YOUR BOYFRIEND LIVED IN WITH YOU.
>> HE SUBLET HIS PLACE.
>> James: HE SAYS I'M GOING TO KEEP THE WHOLE APARTMENT JUST
IN CASE.
HOW LONG AGO WAS THAT?
>> NOT VERY LONG AGO, A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO.
>> James: THIS IS A HUGE COMMITMENT, A MASSIVE THING!
>> WE NOW HAVE TWO MATTRESSES IN OUR HOME.
>> James: I THINK IT'S A BIGGER THING THAN THAT.
(APPLAUSE) >> James: A BIG ARE THING
THAN THAT.
YOU ARE FEATURED A LOT BACK HOME IN THE NEWSPAPERS AND THE
TABLOIDS AND SUCH.
WHAT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING YOU'VE EVER READ ABOUT
YOURSELF?
>> WHERE DO YOU START?
YES, CASCADE OF NONSENSE.
THERE WAS ONE WEEK WHEN I WAS, IN ONE PUBLICATION, THEY BRAND
ME AS THE BEST-DRESSED MAN OF THE WEEK.
>> James: YOU'LL TRI THAT!
-- TAKE THAT!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: I'M TELLING YOU WHY
THEY'RE SLOW, I ASKED THE QUESTION, WHAT WAS THE WOARS
THING YOU'VE READ ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> I THOUGHT I WAS VERY PLEASED AT MYSELF.
HERE WAS ME AT A VERY TOFFY EVENT, THE SAME PUBLICATION, THE
SAME WEEK, WORST DRESSED MAN.
THE.
>> James: THAT'S PERSONAL TASTE IF YOU WANT.
WHAT ARE WE CALLING THIS, IS THIS A MUSTARD, IS IT A DARK
MUSTARD?
I LOVE IT.
THE SOCK AND THE SHOE.
>> YEAH, THE YELLOW SOCKS.
>> IT'S JUST PAO COLOR ISN'T IT -- POO COLOR ISN'T IT?
>> James: IT'S A PLEASANT POO.
YOU SAID "I NEEDED THAT" AND I HAD THE SOMETIME OREALLY BE IN
IT YOU KNOW?
WHAT'S THE MOST INTERESTING YOU READ ABOUT YOURSELF?
>> I -- WHEN I FIRST STARTED WORKING REPLY BEST FRIEND
POINTED THIS OUT TO ME.
IF YOU WERE TO GOOGLE MY NAME, THE FIRST THING COMING UP WOULD
BE A NOSE JOB.
I HAVEN'T HAD A NOSE JOB.
BUT THE FIRST, MICHAEL JACKSON, HE HAD A LOT OF SURGERIES TO GET
THERE.
THIS IS ALL MINE.
THIS LITTLE GUY ALL REAL.
>> James: SEARCHING BECAUSE THEY WANTED THEIR NOSE TO LOOK
LIKE YOURS?
>> YES, YES, THAT'S THE WAY TO LOOK AT IT.
>> James: I'M A DROP OFF GUY.