And we're going to be on our best behavior.
We're going to be on our best behavior today.
And, as you might know, we had my daughter,
which is kind of how it goes down in the birthing room,
anyway.
But Rani Rose, the new addition to our family.
Yes.
And that crazy outfit.
I can't help but dress her in these cheesy outfits.
Every day she says, Mom you've gotta come over.
I've got another outfit on her.
She's so beautiful.
And I did, I came home for this outfit.
And also I have this thing with the headbands
because I've never been able to put a little headband on--
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
--on any of your children.
No.
So I love a headband.
But it's hard being away from her.
If you don't mind, I would like to be
able to check in and see how she's doing.
So can we go live?
[APPLAUSE]
Is the babysitter there?
Oh hey Kate, Goldie.
Don't worry about me.
I've got everything under control.
You focus on the show, and I am going
to take care of your little darling girl?
She?
I don't know.
Who cares at this age?
It doesn't matter.
Anyway.
Oh, we're having so much fun.
Adorable little baby.
So no need to rush, you just take your time.
Enjoy the show.
We'll be fine.
I know.
Are they gone?
Take it.
About to drool.
OK, take it.
Let me have my arm.
If you need me, I'll be at Pachanga.
Oh my god, Pachanga?
Did she say she was going to Pachanga?
Pachanga?
Pachanga, is it like a dirty word?
What is Pachanga?
Pachanga's like--
Honey, who was that baby, by the way?
It wasn't my baby.
So, Mommy, last time we were here we
told the birthing story of Bing.
And then I was super pregnant.
And now we had Rani, you were in the room again.
And we had a different experience.
Well, first of all, I had to ask your permission.
Well first of all--
Because the last time that had happened,
I ate too many Doritos in front of you, brought you
a Lotus, asked you to smell it, which
is the worst thing you can do to a pregnant person,
and then you asked me to please put down my pizza.
So then when I had, whatever, you leaned up and went,
Mom, shut up in one of your major contraction,
pushing things.
So I was careful.
And I said, would it be OK?
Do you want me to be in the room?
Of course I wanted you in the room.
So I did ask permission.
See, I'm really fair mom, aren't I?
Yes, no, you are.
Well--
It's like, honey?
Do you still want me in the room?
Well what ended up happening, too,
is this time I really tried to do it naturally.
And then, so remember when I was induced,
trying to do it naturally, and then everyone
would be in the room.
And then I'd have those crazy contractions where
I'd be talking, and then all of a sudden I go, uhhh.
And I'd have to hunker down.
And then I had--
Was this this time or the last time?
This was this time--
OK just getting them straight.
And then I had to tell-- because there
were so many people in and out.
And I was feeling left out of the social aspect of it,
that I just looked at the nurse and I
was like, I think I want the epidural because I'm too
social for natural childbirth.
And so I ended up getting a walking epidural.
And then, during the actual pushing was like that.
And--
He was amazing.
The doctor was amazing.
But Mom, once again, man.
She was right in there.
I remember the doctor goes, Goldie
you get a little closer you might fall in.
He was sort of like this.
Leaning down, doing the thing, on the baby.
And I'm trying to get in on him, to try
to look over his shoulder.
And now I see the head, and I'm going, oh there's the head.
And then it went back.
And he said, Goldie if you get any closer
you're going to fall in.
So I took my cue.
I didn't get much closer.
Oh my god.
You took it, but it was amazing.
There she is.
There is the result.
Yeah.
And a lot of people ask, what do you inherit from your mom?
Or what do you inherit from--
and I will say the one thing, I hope Rani doesn't inherit--
I have to I do this.
Why?
Ahhhhh.
Is this what you don't like?
We're sweating people.
And so I hope Rani doesn't get that part,
because it's a little bit--
our pheromones are strong.
Yes but we're strong women.
[APPLAUSE]
Cheers to that.
So when we were here--
let's see, what else do we--
I confessed that I stole your car.
You didn't hear that--
Why are you reminding me again?
Because we're on the show, we need to pull it back.
No we're just rehash, we're rehashing
something I learned on the show the last time?
But is it weird--
You actually stole my car?
--to hear those things?
I'm trying to control myself.
I'm trying to pull it down to a real place of forgiveness,
tolerance--
Well we are bust some things up at my mom's house, sometimes.
Well the fact that I came in on a party, all right?
I was out of town.
And I went in the kitchen and there was a strange young man
wrapped in my very expensive Native American chief blanket.
Coming from the backyard trees.
Our friend was a Malibu guy.
He liked to be outside.
He slept outside.
Totally man.
Well on that note, we're going to be right back.