*Summer of Animation...Animation*
Coffee! Black! Now!
Huh?
Morning, Max!
What the hell is going on?
We're in line for breakfast!
Is anyone serving breakfast?
Doesn't seem so...
And no one thought to question anything?
Look, man, I'm a sheep. I don't ask questions.
*Trumpet tune *
Cameron Campbell: Good morning children!
Guess who's got two thumbs, diplomatic immunity and is here to host the annual Lake Lilac CAMPOREE!
This guy!
So do we get breakfast or-
*Camp Camp Intro*
There's a place I know that's tucked away
A place where you and I can stay!
Where we can go to laugh and play
and have adventures everyday!
I know it sounds hard to believe but guys and gals it's true!
Camp Campbell is the place for me and you!
We'll swim through lakes and climb up trees
Catch fish bugs bears and honey bees
There's endless possibillities
And no, that's NOT hyperbole!
Our motto's Campe Diem and that means I'm telling you
We've got archery, hiking, search and rescue, biking
Horse back, training how to save a heart attack
Scuba diving, mining,
Football, limbo, science, stunting, building spaceships, treasure hunting
Bomb defusal, no refusal, fantasy, circus trapeze,
and fights, and ghosts, and paints
and snakes, and knives, and chess, and dance, and weights
It's Camp Camp!
The Lake Lilac Camporee is today!
And that means you little rascals will be competing in a series of fifteen events!
All of which will be submitted by the participating summer camps.
The first five will be brought to us by Flower Scout Troop 789!
The next five submitted by our neighbors
The Wood Scouts!
And the last five presented by my very own Camp Campbell campers!
David, what the hell! No one told us about this!
We've literally been telling you about it every day for weeks.
Yeah, but we never listen to you guys! Put up flyers or something.
So liiike what do we get if we wen~
Great question, little Sally!
Sasha.
Whatever.
We brought in a panel of 3 unbiased judges
All of whom are more than qualified to score your performances.
The troop with the highest score at the end of the day will go home with the coveted Camboree trophy,
a year's supply of s'mores,
and have their picture featured on the front page of the Sleepy Peak Times metropolitan section!
Well, don't care about that shit.
You wanna throw this whole thing and roast ants with a magnifying glass?
*sigh* That's what I like about you, Neil. You get me.
*clearing voice*
Excuse me, Mr. Campbell.
Might I suggest we raise the stakes?
Pikeman! What do you have in mind, sport?
If Troop 818 wins this year's Camporee, Camp Campbell will surrender its grounds,
and campers to the Wood Scouts.
Well that is ridic-
Hmm, and what if we win?
Sir you can't possibly-
We hand over all earnings from our yearly popcorn sales.
Darn it, Teddy, you KNOW I've got a crippling gambling addiction!
So of course we accept!
What?! What?!
Let's Campe Diem!
*excited trumpets*
David: Alright gang
We don't want to end up with the Wood Scouts at the end of the day
So I need you all to work together
It's the only chance we have at winning this thing
It's a bunch of prissy little girls
How bad can their challenge be?
Uuuum excusei~
The flower scouts' first challenge will be a test of posture and proper walking form
Precious
We'll start with the beginner's course
As a show of good faith
Umm-
*starting bell*
*thud* AAH! *splash*
Huh *thud* AAAH!
Whoa whoa
*panting*
*cough*
Well it's not like the others can do any better
*starting bell*
*grunts*
*smug laughter*
*grunt* AAAH!
Your sacrifice will not be in vain!
Stephen Van Petral!
*starting bell*
Excusei~
Pardon me
Excusei~
Thank youw~
*pappers flipping*
*airhorn*
Campbell: And that's the end of round one!
Well it's not like they can win every other challenge
*bell*
*papers flipping* *airhorn*
Campbell: And that's the end of round five!
Let's pick up the pace campers!
I want me some popcorn money!
And I want to see you all in wood scout uniforms
I think I speak for all of us when I say that I don't wanna become some fascist militant peon!
He does not speak for all of us
So what's the plan?
Look kids, I'm telling you! If you just work together and really start trusting one another
you can accomplish anything
BOO! Give us actual advice!
Advice can't save you now Campbell campers
Now begins the wood scout's march to glory!
*glory trumpets*
Maneuvering the treacherous waters of the wilderness is an integral part of survival
Therefore your first challenge is to row out to spooky island and back
Eww that's a great cardio
And low impact
Uh do we have anyone here for rowing camp?
I can do it!
Let me get at them boats
*gunshot*
Go
*grunts* *High pitched really evil laughter*
Stroke, stroke, stroke,
UUh uh okay
Wait! wait. . . wait. . . wait
okay no wait
*papers flipping* Airhorn*
well it's not like they can win every other-
*bell*
8bell*
*bell*
*airhorn* SON OF A BITCH
Uh nothing to worry about
We just uh you know gotta believe in ourselves!
Nope We're boned
Fear not sweet Gwendolyn once you work for the wood scouts the only man you'll have to deal with in your life is me
mmmmmmm~
Oh! Jesus Christ!
Campers we are winning that fucking trophy!
How the hell do we do that!?
By overcoming our differences and working toge-
NO! Shut up
You are not going to work together
We're not?
No! you're all terrible at it
But we've got something they don't
Sub-par indoor plumbing?
We've got the most bizarre collection of of campers with niche talents
And ridiculously specific skill sets lake lilac has ever seen!
And sub-per indoor plumbing
*cheers*
*excited trumpets*
Uuh what is thez~?
Round eleven
Create a stable batch of Nitroglycerin
Wait what-
*gunshot* ACK!
start scienc-ing
Umm okay It's just like baking ladies
*clink* *ghasp* *sizzling*
Nitrogen, oxygen. No! Petrol
Wait WAIT!
*BOOM*
Done!
*Papers flipping* *airhorn*
Round twelve
Illusion
*start bell*
*growling* AAH!
*papers flipping* *starting bell*
Motorcycle repair
Papers flipping* *starting bell*
Destroy the one ring of power!
*papers flipping* *starting bell*
Round fifteen
Cross-species communication
But that's impossible!
*growling* *rattling*
*growling*
AR AR AR AR AR AR AR
RA RA RA RA RA RA
ARF ARF ARF ARF
*whimpering*
Kill
*growling*
*barking*
AAAAAH!
*growling*
Papers flipping*
*airhorn*
Camp Campbell wins!
*cheering*
Hundred XP for everyone!
Well I think we all learned a valuable lesson today
Don't ever work together
Uh no!
Yeah! Things really seemed to turn around when we just did our own thing!
But guys thats a really narrow minded way of looking at things-
David, no one cares!
*thud*
Great work today counselors!
Thank's to you I made fifty dollars!
Well! back to Thailand! Apparently they need running water!
I don't get it you guys are doing fine!
I hate this place
*growling**screaming*
David: Down! Down boy! nice dog!
echoing (Max: David no one cares)
*sigh*
I just don't get it
I loved summer camp as a kid
What changed?
*gasp*
That's it!
The sparrow
*excited trumpets*
Rapping