WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY? I'M JORDAN CARLOS.
THIS IS "THE DAILY BITE!"
AND I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO LEARN ABOUT SHARKS
AND HAVE SOME FUN,
BUT ALSO LEARN,
BUT ALSO HAVE SOME FUN, BUT ALSO LEARN...
BUT ALSO HAVE SOME FUN.
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Narrator: IT'S 18 DAYS TILL SHARK WEEK.
TIME TO THROW A SADDLE ON A SHARK
AND RIDE IT LIKE YOU'RE SOME KIND OF WEIRD UNDERWATER COWBOY.
ON TODAY'S EPISODE OF "THE DAILY BITE!"
WE CELEBRATE THE 30 GLORIOUS YEARS OF SHARK WEEK BITES
AND CHECK IN WITH THE NEW YORK AQUARIUM.
THIS IS "THE DAILY BITE!"
YOU KNOW, AS MUCH AS I LIKE BEING ON CAMERA,
UNFORTUNATELY, WE GOT TO CUT AWAY FROM ME
FROM TIME TO TIME.
SADLY, THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.
PLEASE ENJOY...
WHATEVER THIS IS.
YOU'LL BE BACK.
I JUST TOOK MY GLASSES OFF.
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Man: THIS CAGE IS SPECIFICALLY BUILT WITH BARS ON EVERY SIDE
EXCEPT THE FRONT, WHICH IS ALL PLEXIGLASS,
SO WHEN I JUMP IN THERE AND FLOAT OUT 30, 40 YARDS,
I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE AN EASY TARGET FOR THESE SHARKS.
MAN #2: Holy [bleep]! He just jumped up the cage.
[Bleep]! Get him out of there! Get him out of there!
Man: IT'S A TRICKY SCENARIO 'CAUSE WE NEED THE SHARK
CLOSE ENOUGH TO BOAT TO PUT THE FIN CAM ON,
BUT NOT TOO CLOSE THAT IT KNOCKS US IN.
Man #2: OH, [BLEEP]! THERE HE IS.
BITING THE ROPE.
-THAT'S NOT GOOD. -GET THE ROPE.
-GET THE ROPE. -HOLD ON TIGHT!
INDISTINCT TALKING ]
ARGH! MAN.
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HOLY...
I AM WAY TOO AFRAID OF COMMITMENT
TO EVER GET A TATTOO,
BUT THAT HASN'T STOPPED HUNDREDS OF FANS
ALL OVER THE INTERNET
FROM GETTING SHARK WEEK IMMORTALIZED ON THEIR BODIES.
TAKE A LOOK.
I HAVE SCARS, OKAY,
SO DON'T JUDGE ME FOR BEING CLEAN SKIN.
I CAN FEEL YOUR JUDGEMENT.
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WITH ALL THOSE "TEEFAS," YOU'D THINK SHARK DENTISTS
MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.
TURNS OUT, THAT'S NOT EVEN A THING.
WHO KNEW? NOT ME.
TO FIX THAT,
AND INCREASE MY KNOWLEDGE IN GENERAL,
LET'S WATCH THIS.
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HERE'S A FEW "DAILY BITE!"
CONSERVATION TIPS JUST FOR YOU.
YOU CAN JOIN YOUR LOCAL NEIGHBORHOOD
OR BEACH CLEAN-UP.
YOU CAN ELIMINATE SINGLE-USE PLASTICS,
LIKE STRAWS AND UTENSILS.
YOU CAN ALWAYS JOIN YOUR LOCAL AQUARIUM
AND BE A VOLUNTEER.
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ANOTHER EPISODE "IN THE CAN."
I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS,
BUT I DO KNOW IT MEANS WE'RE DONE WITH THIS SHOW,
BUT BE SURE TO TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR ANOTHER EPISODE --
WHICH WILL ULTIMATELY END UP IN "ZE CAN."
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I THINK I GOT THAT RIGHT. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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